eBay tat volume 3.

[Flat4]

I see your Punto and raise you....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185559853733?_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&_trkparms=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F185559853733%3F_trkparms%3Damclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170803121420%26meid%3D01011363586d4bf9aad48972d10ca5f4%26pid%3D100851%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D4%26b%3D1%26sd%3D334553235616%26itm%3D185559853733%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D11021%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&mkevt=1&mkpid=0&emsid=e11021.m5053.l9430&mkcid=7&ch=osgood&euid=bbb4fbc2b5264f9494bc277853458134&bu=44303204558&ut=RU&exe=0&ext=0&osub=-1~1&crd=20220906033434&segname=11021

Like, what the actual fuck??? Fine if you're into that look but it's not even particularly well executed!

[Flat4]

2 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Metallic beige Audi with a year's test for under a grand seems reasonable. Some MOT advisories for grot through, and its mileage is unknown due to the odometer not metering odos as it should since 2017.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-80-saloon-1988-manual-1781-cc-4-doors/1441296016


 

That looks the double of my first car! I inherited it from my grandad. I wouldn't have another because I just couldn't get a comfortable driving position. Solid old tanks tho!

[GrumpyCat]

24 minutes ago, Flat4 said:

I see your Punto and raise you....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185559853733?_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&_trkparms=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F185559853733%3F_trkparms%3Damclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170803121420%26meid%3D01011363586d4bf9aad48972d10ca5f4%26pid%3D100851%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D4%26b%3D1%26sd%3D334553235616%26itm%3D185559853733%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D11021%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&mkevt=1&mkpid=0&emsid=e11021.m5053.l9430&mkcid=7&ch=osgood&euid=bbb4fbc2b5264f9494bc277853458134&bu=44303204558&ut=RU&exe=0&ext=0&osub=-1~1&crd=20220906033434&segname=11021

Like, what the actual fuck??? Fine if you're into that look but it's not even particularly well executed!

Haven't people grown out of this shit yet?

[egg]

'rolling resto' £4.5k.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/5225835540847047/

[Soundwave]

I imagine this will go for all of the money, but will you just look at it. It's brown on brown, with a side order of brown. Badermatic misery too! Glorious.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334553460753





 

[GR8 PL8 M8]

On 04/09/2022 at 13:53, sdkrc said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304618808344

 

both rear arches which were a little worse than we first anticipated. 

 

 

 

They don't look terrible...

 

 

Ah right so

 

3 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Mk1 Punto in a beautiful shade. Makes me think of a urine sample from a severely dehydrated person.



Needs a bit of welding, you say? Well, how bad can it b-






... oh. OK then.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/594025548853694

I had terrible déjà vu for a moment there...

[grogee]

On 9/4/2022 at 3:02 PM, D.E said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-mk2-1.3/1441201864

This is nearly a Calendar entry, isn't it? It's absolutely superb. I feel like it ought to be the site (shite) mascot.

[leafsprung]

The spit of my first car/van and as much as I'd like it, HFM?! 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195275693053?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Lr7Lz52FQvS&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=31yn6j0frz2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Cavcraft]

1995 Automatic Vauxhall Astra | eBay

 

Absolutely epic that.

[egg]

https://eu.ironplanet.com/jsp/s/item/6016540?

[morrisoxide]

Cool.

I wonder if this is the one that was at a car boot/farmers auction in Otley years ago.

Anyway buy it just because of the horn grilles.

[Cavcraft]

1972 Jaguar XJ6 series 1 4.2 auto, very rare colour, BARN FIND runs and drives | eBay

The Mk1 XJ is still one of the best looking cars ever made, imho.

[NigeT]

This nice MK1 Robin might end up going cheap.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255703082585

[BeEP]

3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

1972 Jaguar XJ6 series 1 4.2 auto, very rare colour, BARN FIND runs and drives | eBay

The Mk1 XJ is still one of the best looking cars ever made, imho.

Sold for £2268 (inc premium) at ACA last month.  I wonder how much profit they'll make for fitting black and silver plates!

[sporty-shite]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/576516547302150/?ref=facebook_story_share

[Soundwave]

Quite a nice Saab. Decently priced, short MOT but nothing structural on its last test... 



My question though, is why the hell are the floor mats 70s-bathroom-suite green?




https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202208249103484

[Soundwave]

No MOT for several years... but the arches don't look frilly as they usually are on these, so could be a good purchase for the money? Guess it depends how well the underside has held up during its time off the road.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325333163097

[cort16]

This is pretty out there..

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144615624806

[Poweredbyhopealone]

1 minute ago, cort16 said:

This is pretty out there..

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144615624806

The exhaust goes through the cab! (I think)

Explain that to your MOT man.

[cort16]

4 minutes ago, Poweredbyhopealone said:

The exhaust goes through the cab! (I think)

Explain that to your MOT man.

I thought it was a roll bar until I realised the other side didn’t  have one . I recon it’s the air intake as you can see something on the roof. would the exhaust not be a bit scorchio for in cabin ?

[Poweredbyhopealone]

7 minutes ago, cort16 said:

I thought it was a roll bar until I realised the other side didn’t  have one . I recon it’s the air intake as you can see something on the roof. would the exhaust not be a bit scorchio for in cabin ?

I expect you're right, although the whole vehicle doesn't scream "critical thinking skills"

[rob88h]

This. Thing. Is. Incredible. 

It’s rancid, faded, grey bumpered and Diesel. I have yet to see something more Autoshite. Please buy.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2018055735053609/ 

[AnnoyingPentium]

Only two grand... as said in the comments, helpfully.

[SmokinWaffle]

On 9/6/2022 at 2:19 PM, GrumpyCat said:

Haven't people grown out of this shit yet?

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, rob88h said:

This. Thing. Is. Incredible. 

It’s rancid, faded, grey bumpered and Diesel. I have yet to see something more Autoshite. Please buy.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2018055735053609/ 

A much better way of combining Clios and camping than this.

 

[grogee]

1 hour ago, rob88h said:

This. Thing. Is. Incredible. 

It’s rancid, faded, grey bumpered and Diesel. I have yet to see something more Autoshite. Please buy.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2018055735053609/ 

That's brilliant. A UPVC conservatory for a Clio.

One imagines that a company tooled up the glass fibre moulds to make that. Then sat back, and waited for the orders to flood in. 

"Y'see Dave, there's a huge market in converting superminis into uncomfortable campers. Mark my words, the £30,000 investment for the moulds is going to seem like small change for the profits we're going to rake in"

[Wack]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1060615334645226/

[wuvvum]

Motoring misery personified?  Morris Ital 1.3 automatic, or how to lose a traffic light GP to continental drift.

It does have this interior in its favour though...

[SteersWithThrottle]

1 minute ago, wuvvum said:

Motoring misery personified?  Morris Ital 1.3 automatic, or how to lose a traffic light GP to continental drift.

It does have this interior in its favour though...

And because it's an HLS it has the rather hilarious inclusion of a rev counter

[egg]

Nice example indeed.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394231523874?