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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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why the sudden influx of SD1's??

thought they'd all rotted away quietly in the 90's?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Image 4 - 2003 Porsche Cayenne 4.5 S 5dr Tiptronic ESTATE Petrol Automatic

2003 Porsche Cayenne 4.5 S 5dr Tiptronic ESTATE Petrol Automatic | eBay

'ENGINE MAKES TAPPING LIKE SOUND OR NOISE (VERY COMMON PROBLEM ON PORSCHE CAYENNES),

It's fucked, isn't it?

'CAR MIGHT NEED SMALL FIX COULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM'

Or someone might Google this very common problem on Porsche Cayennes and find it'll be that the engine is so fucking fucked it'll make them forget the paint and stripes were applied by a 3 year old using a water pistol.

 

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

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This is local but I have never seen it. I don't think it looks as good as the seller says but it does look a whole lot better than they usually do. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/203958493836

£19,000. I could buy a year-old Polo for that...

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"They also converted it from automatic to manual which suits the car." 

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Nonsense. C-Matic suits the car which is why Citroen fitted it.

Some belts missing.

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Legroom. Brown legroom.

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SteersWithThrottle Rank: BL Wedge

SteersWithThrottle

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18 hours ago, HillmanImp said:

There's this BX for sale on Facebook. 

I'm quite annoyed nobody got my joke as I was quite proud of it. 

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Or maybe its just because its not funny. Although the Citroën Car Club probably aren't my target audience with this one. 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/citroencarclubuk/permalink/5219031518142416/?sale_post_id=5219031518142416

I instantly had the song running through my head, took me a few seconds to spot the number plate!  😆

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Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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5 hours ago, Austat said:

Dear the Ford Escort community,

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what the actual fuck is this???

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I don't know what to think of this. It's incredibly low effort, I like how they've used that shitty textured sheet metal that builders use, very fitting for laying a loved ones coffin on. 

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They have a Hummer hearse that uses the same stuff in the back, fucking hell.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/399339281653818/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

In that colour it looks like it is a car to carry dead DER rental TVs

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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4 hours ago, Asimo said:

Legroom. Brown legroom.

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It's spelled 'legume'

I'm torn about the Spanish waiter conversion. On the one hand you've slightly more chance of arriving at your chosen destination. 

On the other hand you don't buy a CX to enjoy the destination - it's all about the journey. 

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

too cheap?

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1970s: "Hydragas just needs pumping up"

2020s: "Air con just needs a re-gas"

Tubbo Rank: Citroen Ami

Tubbo

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7 hours ago, Austat said:

Dear the Ford Escort community,

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what the actual fuck is this???

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I don't know what to think of this. It's incredibly low effort, I like how they've used that shitty textured sheet metal that builders use, very fitting for laying a loved ones coffin on. 

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They have a Hummer hearse that uses the same stuff in the back, fucking hell.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/399339281653818/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post

I wouldn’t be seen dead in that!

Garythesnail Rank: Citroen Ami

Garythesnail

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Thought that was a MKI Espace scrolling up the screen for the blink of an eye.

High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

High Jetter

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2 hours ago, grogee said:

It's spelled 'legume'

That's the veggie option, old bean!

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