eBay tat volume 3.

[bunglebus]

And a £900 Monza

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/745069936439841/

 

[wuvvum]

6 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

This is nice, an interesting new approach to selling in writing the advert in invisible ink. I cannot see it catching on, you never know though it has had several bids already.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-sd1-3500-vanden-plas/124595912483?hash=item1d027ebf23:g:S8MAAOSww9BgOBSK

I'd be curious to know about the

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not not whatsoever witch

too.  Sounds like something from a cheap Chinese Wizard of Oz knockoff.

[R1152]

Blimey, is it just my eyeballs or has it been all the beige this last 24 hours?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

4 hours ago, doug said:

£750 Needs welded at rear sub frame. Looks great otherwise.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-W124-E200-200TE-Estate-2-0-16v-136-Bhp-1993/324499346719?hash=item4b8dab151f:g:dioAAOSwAnZgOLo3

 

"will happily cruise at 70mph"

What trauma causes Mercedes owners to have such rock bottom expectations of their cars?

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-cavalier-gls-1.6-rare-saloon-classic-/1398189890

[New POD]

4 minutes ago, cort16 said:

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-cavalier-gls-1.6-rare-saloon-classic-/1398189890

I like an early orange mk2 cav, with terracotta interior, but that's not even worth buying for parts. It should be in the just scrap it thread.

[somewhatfoolish]

Not-obviously-crusty Alfetta, 1000 BINs, Pretoria

[R1152]

42 minutes ago, New POD said:

I like an early orange mk2 cav, with terracotta interior, but that's not even worth buying for parts. It should be in the just scrap it thread.

That. Is. Grim.

[strangeangel]

Another Vito with skeletons in the closet... wonder what this one used to do for a living? Hmmmm...

 

 

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Rough body as usual Mercedes Vito

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/698113621136990

 

 

 

[face]

21 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

Hey you...    After a car that will catch you out every time you drive it, and send you in the wrong direction. Then look no further...

Here it is the Taif Adnap.

Money shot

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Panda-reversed-steering/124593778877?hash=item1d025e30bd:g:0ZAAAOSwkiZgNuEm

VBH is a right fox. I reckon all the snarfs will be in for that.

[Nev]

Cheap Datsun* 24 hour sale, no reserve 99p so far, Grantham Essex reg tho. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Almera-E-2001-1-5-petrol-24-Hour-Auction-No-Reserve/114705027133?hash=item1ab4f3d03d:g:P-0AAOSwjWJgJpA8

 

[Nev]

From the same seller Ford Hearse with lots of miles. No Mot either, but he's got the bit to fix but apparently can't be arsed. Currently £511 24 hour sale no reserve

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-estate-titanium-black-diesel-touring-no-reserve-auction/114705035341?hash=item1ab4f3f04d:g:hs8AAOSw-CFgK69n

[Nev]

Girls Beemer (fight me) Z3 1.9 in Hampshire currently £180 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-BMW-Z3-1-9-Manual-No-Reserve/203290423762?hash=item2f550db1d2:g:2yIAAOSwuQpgOTOK

[Nev]

Is Sheffield near Chester? All Northen innit @Cavcraft Ashtray 99p start no reserve https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-12-months-MOT-NO-RESERVE/174655270615?hash=item28aa43eed7:g:620AAOSwMDJgMPAu

[LightBulbFun]

15 hours ago, Austat said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A30-Classic-car/383975826277?hash=item5966be2365:g:dU4AAOSwvWNgNTMb

Cor blimey 888 on a Homo-Hygrade plate thats like 444 on a Serks plate

I hope its never robbed of its plate

[Wilko220]

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It starts and runs fine, but this does not mean you will be able to drive it home round the M25

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1946-Humber-Pullman-Limousine-Been-barn-stored-for-decades-Rootes/184678393123?hash=item2affb0a523:g:EVEAAOSwDIpgNSmv

[horriblemercedes]

3 hours ago, cort16 said:

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-cavalier-gls-1.6-rare-saloon-classic-/1398189890

"MOT and tax exempt in 2022"

 

Brilliant! Just keep it until then and drive it with abandon 

[Nev]

R75 by the seaside (WSM) currently 500squids, and usefully - 

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Buttons inside car to open other doors and boot

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-Rover-75-contemporary-cdti-no-reserve/184673087805?hash=item2aff5fb13d:g:oEwAAOSwTL1gGpv-

[willswitchengage]

Interesting exhaust situation here

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-civic-shuttle-1985/133674696821?hash=item1f1fa20075:g:nvMAAOSwSbhgNocs

[Wilko220]

Joking aside though, I hope whoever buys this doesn't fuck it up. Deserves to stay standard.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1300cc-Morris-Marina-Van-575-10cwt-model/333901643440?hash=item4dbe16beb0:g:N1sAAOSw7tBgOB5-

 

[Floatylight]

Salty 106Gti - £10k

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3255553311207016/?ref=facebook_story_share

[Wilko220]

Absolute basket case, but then I suppose it would have to be for under a grand.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-1982-Austin-Morris-Mini-Estate/313434416944?hash=item48fa25a730:g:XcQAAOSwAQ5gOUKJ

[Wilko220]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-herald-12-50-1966-for-restoration/184668934824?hash=item2aff2052a8:g:KDsAAOSw5J5gLWZa

 

[Cavcraft]

The back ground picture )of the garages) to that Marina van look really familiar.  Is that a 'shiter's house? Not @triggerI know but something rings a bell.

[Wilko220]

These are getting well out of my price range now - yet another example of "I wish I had done it when I could still afford to"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-ha-van/284187764186?hash=item422ae925da:g:yjsAAOSwuBdgLRrx

[Wilko220]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-GTE-CONVERTIBLE-2-0-8V-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS/164716440475?hash=item2659dd6b9b:g:-owAAOSwqo1gGzLS

 

[Shite Ron]

10 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

The back ground picture )of the garages) to that Marina van look really familiar.  Is that a 'shiter's house? Not @triggerI know but something rings a bell.

I think he is a regular seller on ebay, previously under the name tonytheskip, or something similar. Was previously selling Consul’s and mk1 Granada’s now seems to be selling Marina van’s and pickup’s.

[Wilko220]

Must be the day for these

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the roof has no holes in it which is a bonus

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VAUXHALL-ASTRA-GTE-CONVERTIBLE-BY-BERTONE-BRAND-NEW-MOT-SERVICE/353399587225?hash=item524841c199:g:0vkAAOSwkG1gN83G

[Cavcraft]

Kudos for the getting the fella who filmed the intro to 'Rhoobarb & Custard' to take a photograph of your van, M8

 

Nissan vanette cargo 2000 model | eBay

[SiC]

10 hours ago, Austat said:

A more complete Toledo for 750 quid:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/182564170329638/?ref=search&referral_code=undefined

"Bought as a project, now selling as back to work."

I reckon we'll see quite a few of these projects appearing back over the next few months as lockdown eases and weather improves.