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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'FFS, son, answer the bell.' 

 

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'Come on then lad, fire up the truck'

 

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'We're going slag spreading lad'

 

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'I'd better watch out, Gromit, I'll end up pulling it off. Whoops, too late!'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1988-Mercedes-Lorry/254517556878?hash=item3b426db68e:g:6csAAOSwg8FeTWbN

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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25 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

Yes this is 100% me. 

Unfortunately it's at Radcliffe fucking Car Auctions, they're utter twats that use eBay classifieds and Auto Trader listings to list their auction lots, with the price as the sodding auction estimate. I've seen a lot of things for sale through them and thought 'hmm!' but no, it's at a fucking auction house, and I've got to go out of my way to bid for it. Bollocks to that.
In other words, you can't buy it for £450. Fucking shitebag cunts, their listings proper piss me off. Don't advertise what isn't for sale. 

I'm not sure thats right you know Ghostrider. I've rang them up about stuff before. The advertised price is the reserve in their auction - you can ring up and buy outright for that price (plus about £50 admin fee or some bullshit admittedly). If its been through their auction a few times and not sold they'll try a 'close offer' with the seller as well.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T4-1-9-Hightop-Camper-Low-Milage/114121211675?hash=item1a92277f1b:g:47EAAOSwxH1eTES2

 

Pretty impressed he's managed to incorporate a picture of his wife bending over with a diagram of a dildo and how far to insert it.

 

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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9 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

I'm not sure thats right you know Ghostrider. I've rang them up about stuff before. The advertised price is the reserve in their auction - you can ring up and buy outright for that price (plus about £50 admin fee or some bullshit admittedly). If its been through their auction a few times and not sold they'll try a 'close offer' with the seller as well.

Hmm fair enough, never got that idea from their scant listings. Shall have to keep it in mind. 450 for that is a barg, they usually go for around a bag. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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1 minute ago, Ghosty said:

Hmm fair enough, never got that idea from their scant listings. Shall have to keep it in mind. 450 for that is a barg, they usually go for around a bag. 

It does seem quite appealing. Good job I've got Bramz' Volvo coming or I might be tempted to give them a call myself!!!

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Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

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I'm not sure if it's an industry standard, but I know with BCA that after something has been through one auction and not sold they can tell you what the reserve is and you can buy it for that, or get them to send a derisory offer to the seller.

Floatylight Rank: Renault 16

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Mot'd V70 currently £120...

12hrs to go



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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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2 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

You know, apart from being too young, that's almost tempting.  Lack of distance goes some way to cancelling-out lack of age.  No info about preferred fuel though.  If I had cash I might just go and ask.

Petrol.

MoT expired at the end of June last year, Tax expired at the start of September last year. That makes sense since the listing was posted a year ago.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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On 2/20/2020 at 3:33 AM, vulgalour said:

Petrol.

MoT expired at the end of June last year, Tax expired at the start of September last year. That makes sense since the listing was posted a year ago.

Oh you managed to get DVLA to work?  It wouldn't for me, said it was down for maintenance or some such.  Thank you kind sir.

MrSchwifty Rank: Austin Maxi

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12 hours ago, barrett said:

Can't be. I don't own a pair of jeans, or a BX that actually works

Does any BX owners BX actually work? 

Mine doesn't. 

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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2 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Oh you managed to get DVLA to work?  It wouldn't for me, said it was down for maintenance or some such. 

It often says that, but refreshing the page is usually enough to make it work.

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camryv6 Rank: Citroen Ami

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1 hour ago, paulplom said:

What's fake taxi?

Take safe search off and "google" it ( but not at work )

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