eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1105049973036118/

Normal pic

Strange pic

[vulgalour]

Billy:  old car looks fine but you know the BX picture, that actually also looks fine once you realise you picked the one sideways stretched image in the eBay listing.  So for once, it's not your tech playing silly buggers.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2461074017447499/

Heres a picture of the seller

[Cavcraft]

Would imagine the chances of an Allegro estate being sold by a blow up sex doll must be pretty slim.

[barrett]

Q. What's uglier than an Allegro estate?

A.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

And? 

4 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2461074017447499/

Heres a picture of the seller

And? 

[Cavcraft]

27 minutes ago, auntiemaryscanary said:

Yay - looks perfect. How did you sort it mister?

Windows Chrome. Chances are I'll totes CBA logging onto that every time, mind.

[Spurious]

Little Skoda for your perusal.  Always fond of the Felicia, simple little cars. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/766424743816051/

 

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Is this picture any better than the usual awful ones I post?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX19-GTi/174106847939?hash=item288993aac3:g:8xsAAOSwdnNdzca5

It’s perfect. Car and photo aspect..

[richardmorris]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Is this picture any better than the usual awful ones I post?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX19-GTi/174106847939?hash=item288993aac3:g:8xsAAOSwdnNdzca5

It’s perfect. Also very local if a keen buyer needs a lift from the train station to buy it.

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C15-1-9-Van-champ-diesel-2cv-mot-til-04-2020-Red-Rouge-classic/184053723566

 

[Snipes]

I bet the autobox would put a lot of people off that BX GTi. 

[skattrd]

3 minutes ago, Snipes said:

I bet the autobox would put a lot of people off that BX GTi. 

Oddly that's what is drawing me to it.
Sadly man maths is failing me at the moment.

[strangeangel]

If you're going to become poor, why not do it in style?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-F-CITROEN-CX-25-GTi-Turbo-2/383229241662

 

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-GS-Pallas-1977-in-beautiful-rust-free-condition/264521534315

 

[strangeangel]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AMI-BAGPUS/323970744845

 

[strangeangel]

Wow.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-CX25-Prestige-Automatic-33-000-miles-Very-Rare-Car-1-of-12-Left/312830921287

 

[egg]

12 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-AMI-BAGPUS/323970744845

They've misspelt Bagpuss, don't trust 'em ?

[Spurious]

24 minutes ago, strangeangel said:

If you're going to become poor, why not do it in style?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-F-CITROEN-CX-25-GTi-Turbo-2/383229241662

 

Pretty sure that's for sale a good while. And it did have a 10k asking at one point if my memory is correct. I didn't think it would sell at that price tbh...

[Timewaster]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-a50/174106836899?hash=item2889937fa3:g:Y5cAAOSwgGJd3Bcm

 

Any better or the same, please?

 

(It's like being at the opticians, this!)

You deliberately chose a narrow car for a test? 

[Rovorsche]

Sazuki swift very clean low Milage 395 Ono or swap BARGIN

Super clean, like a  freshly flushed U-Bend, just 350 Queen Sheds now, price drop madness, when its gone, its umm, gone!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/sazuki-swift-very-clean-low-milage-395-ono-or-swap-bargin-/1358259869

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/698451640644886/

[Dannyk]

Be like me. Wish my camera was this good

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/153736942986

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2219093375052671/

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

Looks tidy, mot Feb 20th, needs a clutch and overheating.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/proton/proton-savvy/1358935759

[paulplom]

10 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Windows Chrome. Chances are I'll totes CBA logging onto that every time, mind.

Just make chrome your default browser.

I did about 3 months ago after about 20 years of internet explorer.

[New POD]

7 hours ago, cort16 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/698451640644886/    I've only owned the car for a few days after it being my dream car for years. I bought it off of a classic mini speciallist in glasgow. My reason for selling so soon is Ive been told by the Mrs. Its a lovely honest example of the morris minor, not immaculate however perfect for a 55 year old car.
Passed my car test a week ago and started out in this and it brought a smile from ear to ear.
Car is 1964 so no need for tax or MOT however I was told when I bought it that it needs some welding in the driver side rear. Cant imagine it would be too difficult as theyre so easy to work on.

So this is unbelievable. 

Dream car.  Bought from a mini specialist who didn't bother to weld up the easy repair.

In my opinion, there needs to be a basic mot for all cars. 

Passed his driving test last week. Loves driving it.

Wife tells him, it's got to go. 

So sad if any of its true. 

 

[Wack]

Most accurate title and description ever

[New POD]

7 hours ago, cort16 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2219093375052671/

has social care broken down in Scotland fully? Are the community mental health teams not fully staffed.

I mean WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

What drugs have been invented that would see that as sane.  And £1 would be £1 too much

[Remspoor]

10 hours ago, strangeangel said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-GS-Pallas-1977-in-beautiful-rust-free-condition/264521534315

 

Odd advert. Car said to be in the Republic of  Ireland but has full Spanish documents and photos of a distinctly non Spanish plate. The number plate surround is  for somewhere in  Paris.

Despite Spanish docs has it now been registered in RoI?