Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[Jim Bell]

And probably a handful of Whippets. 

[Lacquer Peel]

9 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Caught up with @Lacquer Peel and put the two EXCECUTIVE SALOONS nose to nose. The colour of the Volvo is pure delicious. Think I'd have him in a straight line race though. 

Great to see you man

Great to see you too JB but you would be eating my diesel smoke for a while until you caught up with a higher top speed. 😉

[Jim Bell]

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

[Lacquer Peel]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

"It's all about the driver, not the car."

So yes, you're right. I would lose mate. 

You do have the advantage of an auto box, it can change gears quicker than me. 

[Saabnut]

11 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

11 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

ONE LAP OF THE SOUTH

 

 

FTFY

[dome]

Was great to see you again man, like Moses parting the waves but using a Merc undertray instead of witchcraft

[Eyersey1234]

13 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

I had to chin four of them.. don't tell the RSPCA. 

One of them is currently seeking legal advice 🤣

[Jim Bell]

27 minutes ago, Eyersey1234 said:

One of them is currently seeking legal advice 🤣

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

[Supernaut]

14 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

 

 

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

[320touring]

10 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

"It could be worse, you could be dating the cunt on the right"

 

🤣

[Jim Bell]

24 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

 

Seems a bit creepy out of context. Lurking behind men in industrial units and photographing them. 

[Eyersey1234]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

@Cavcraftcalled he wants his joke book back 🤣

[Supernaut]

2 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Seems a bit creepy out of context. Lurking behind men in industrial units and photographing them. 

I particularly like how you stuck with that photo.

Even after I noticed you taking a photo of the Citroen, and moved out of your way.

[Datsuncog]

4 hours ago, Supernaut said:

That's a brilliant photo of my back.

I'll get that on Tinder ASAP and get all the honeys.

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

[Eyersey1234]

3 hours ago, Datsuncog said:

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

Yeah it uuses a carrot every 4 miles 😂

[beko1987]

Looks like a cannock meet 😂

[High Jetter]

8 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

I'll be up before the beak. Imagine the bill!

(Other bird puns may also be available)

Winging it, as usual. Exceptional talon(t). Have you tweeted? Stop crowing. Etc, etc...

[Split_Pin]

29 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

Looks like an album cover

 

[captain_70s]

[somewhatfoolish]

5 hours ago, Datsuncog said:

 

"That's a sexy back..."

"But tell me more about the Eurovan. Does it run on veg?"

She looks like more of a FIAT Ulysse type.

[chodweaver]

'Auction breakfast'

Their follow up album?

[somewhatfoolish]

That's more like a 3rd album; the disappointing 2nd album would be "Sunroof = soggy footwell" or perhaps "It's totally fucking fucked mate, big time".

[anonymous user]

1 hour ago, somewhatfoolish said:

That's more like a 3rd album; the disappointing 2nd album would be "Sunroof = soggy footwell" or perhaps "It's totally fucking fucked mate, big time".

Or "Don't fancy yours, or mine, for that matter"

[3VOM]

8 hours ago, somewhatfoolish said:

That's more like a 3rd album; the disappointing 2nd album would be "Sunroof = soggy footwell" or perhaps "It's totally fucking fucked mate, big time".

"I wasn't bidding, mate"

[Fumbler]

1 hour ago, 3VOM said:

"I wasn't bidding, mate"

With the first song being "Cannock Blues"

[Jim Bell]

Good morning all. 

It's 05:07 am, it's cold, it's dark and there's a car somewhere on this isle with my name on it. 

Up and onwards!

[Jim Bell]

[Tickman]

Such excitement

[Jim Bell]

Well there's not much excitement so far. 

News from the smallest room is that we shall be starting the day with a p.c. of 1. 

 

 

Weather is bleak. 

It's dark, wet, cold and black. Like the worst coffee. No snow though, so that's a Brucey bonus. 

 

 

 

 

Hello big train house. Seems like I havnt seen you for years and years. 

 

 

First bad news of the day. Gregg's opens at 0630. Guess what time my train is?

 

 

 

Bugger.  

[Jim Bell]

Zoomer.