Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends Electric*

[320touring]

I can confirm this wee thing is ABSOLUTELYFUCKINGGLORIOUS to drive!

 

173/10

[Jim Bell]

6 minutes ago, 320touring said:

I can confirm this wee thing is ABSOLUTELYFUCKINGGLORIOUS to drive!

 

173/10

Yeah, it's a credit to @davehedgehog31 , it really is. He's done all the the things that improve a good 205 and it drives like a dream. 

[dome]

I too also have driven this wee chariot and can confirm it's a cracker. Top buyage

[cort1977]

17 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Safe as fuk. 

I can assure the honourable member that such an arrangement is fully MOT compliant, M9.

[brownnova]

80s&90s superminis FTW! 

[Aston Martin]

Why does it have the world's smallest wheels.

[Jim Bell]

33 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Why does it have the world's smallest wheels.

13x5.5 I think. About the same size as a Panda ish. Maybe the epic arch gaps make them look smaller.  

[Crackers]

19 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

That gives me the fizz.

It shouldn't... but it does.

[Jim Bell]

9 minutes ago, Crackers said:

That gives me the fizz.

It shouldn't... but it does.

It should man. It's a perfectly natural feeling for a lad your age to have. 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

At first I thought this Warrior with a staff and shield was part of the graphics , then realised it’s  either your reflection or an actual Inca watching protectively over his new master.

[timolloyd]

Christ I read Inca above and my head auto-corrected it to another type of vehicle. Devisive on here, which uses those letters and also blue in colour...
 

I need help. 
 

Pug is lovely. Well boughted.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

23 hours ago, Jim Bell said:

Departing Scotland^

Brave @sdkrc travelled seven hours through the night round trip to swap the cars round. 

 

 

 

Then I did a celebration breakdance which ended in this exact stance. 

 

I always* assumed Ant Middleton drove an X reg Insight with a missing front badge.

[RoadworkUK]

Can confirm that Peugeot Bermuda Blue is spectacularly rewarding to clean, should you ever need to do so.

[Jim Bell]

Amazing difference!

What did you use man?

[wuvvum]

On 9/14/2020 at 7:54 PM, Jim Bell said:

Safe as fuk. 

Poundland ratchet straps make excellent temporary* battery clamps.

[juular]

I don't know why but this car, the tiny steel wheels, the colour, the dent and the eager wee exhaust pipe, it all makes me grin like mad. What a great little thing. Well bought.

[New POD]

7 hours ago, cort1977 said:

I can assure the honourable member that such an arrangement is fully MOT compliant, M9.

Our old mk3 cavalier went through 6 mots like that.  All at the same place. Only once did he be arsed to put it down in the comments.  His advisories were always verbal too.  Oh how I miss Gordon. 

[RoadworkUK]

40 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

What did you use man?

Water. Single bucket wrongun.

[Jim Bell]

 

Sound on. 

[Jim Bell]

 

[Noel Tidybeard]

ahh a percussive fule gauge

[ProgRocker]

2 hours ago, timolloyd said:

Christ I read Inca above and my head auto-corrected it to another type of vehicle. Devisive on here, which uses those letters and also blue in colour...

I guess I read it the same way, I read 'St-Inca' and thought 'St' was an abbreviation of SEAT.

[Jim Bell]

1 hour ago, juular said:

I don't know why but this car, the tiny steel wheels, the colour, the dent and the eager wee exhaust pipe, it all makes me grin like mad. What a great little thing. Well bought.

It's such a cheery thing that even looking at it from a long way gives my a worm feeling in my emotions hutch. 

 

It could only be improved by being yellow really. 

[RoadworkUK]

See, I like having to tap the fuel gauge like that. Makes it easy to pretend that I'm in a battle-scarred B24 attempting to reach Blighty on a wing and a prayer, rather than in an underpowered 306 about to attempt a hill on the A30 near Exeter.

[Jim Bell]

 

I never like seeing these middle nuts exposed (or any nuts exposed if I'm not expecting it) and I remembered I had some PSA centres lying around somewhere. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Umm. They look like they've been spermed upon by the goblin of uncertain times. 

I gave them a good clean with off brand Fairy Liquid and elbow grease but that made 0% improvement. 

 

So I went to Wickes for some Plastikote. 

 

Wickes, as you can see, was closed. 

So I went to Halfords.  

[Jim Bell]

 

I've seen people paint things on the internet with this shit. Therefore, it will probably do. 

[Jim Bell]

 

Psst, ppssst, pssst, pstttt.

*Wait*

Pssst, Psst, pssssst, psst, psst again. 

 

 

 

That will about fucking do I would say.  

[davehedgehog31]

I forgot until I saw one of your pictures that I only sprayed three of the four wheels.... Sorry.

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Wrong marque but who the fuckknuckle cares. It's PSA which is close enough. 

 

Slight improvement in the old glamour department. 

 

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, davehedgehog31 said:

I forgot until I saw one of your pictures that I only sprayed three of the four wheels.... Sorry.

Don't be daft Man. Thanks for doing three! Only leaves me one to do, but I'll probably just leave it for the character.