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[Dick Cheeseburger]

If its not the googly eyed crocodile then I will watch a whole episode of Mrs Browns Boys, sober and alone.

 

Thats how sure I am.

[Jim Bell]

Yes. She won him it because she knows he has a reptile dysfunction.

 

Ive never been so certain of anything since I bet on Sunderland to be relegated three seasons in a row.

[dollywobbler]

Yes. She won him it because she knows he has a reptile dysfunction.

 

 

That's just poetry man. Anyway, you will have to wait only THREE WEEKS to see if you were right!

 

Hold on, is Bucketeer working for Project Binky now?

[Supernaut]

She won him it because she knows he has a reptile dysfunction.

[drum]

I reckon it's the squid

[Supernaut]

I reckon it's the squid

[Bucketeer]

If its not the googly eyed crocodile then I will watch a whole episode of Mrs Browns Boys, sober and alone.

 

Thats how sure I am.

 

 

Ooooooh, you were like so frigging close.

It was/is the squid unfortunately, as pictured here posted elsewhere before I asked the question.

 

 

So 'just' car it is then.

Soz man, but when you see the car you'll realise it just has to be the blue squid.

 

 

Discussions are ongoing with regards to collectioning, and I might even let WilsonWilson know what he has won at some point.

[MorrisItalSLX]

 I might even let WilsonWilson know what he has won at some point.

 

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves now.

 

He can know what it is when he hears it beep after playing a game of "Central Locking Roulette" in a multi-story carpark.

Unless it dosen't have central locking, in which case an alternative fun* reveal will have to be invented.

[beko1987]

Can cats or wobbler drive it out to Bulgaria and w2 has to go fetch it back?

[HillmanImp]

About 20yrs ago some friends and I were playing the Rizla game and at the end before one lad could take his Rizla off his head and look, I ripped it off and ate it.

 

Over the next few years he tried extorting the information from people when they were drunk and he regularly submitted guesses. Miraculously he actually guessed right once but I still told him he was wrong as I'm a right bastard. We've lost touch now but but to this day he still won't know what it was and I hope it really bugs him every now and then.

 

Anyhow, the point of my story here is that Bucketeer and Wilson x 2 have a great opportunity to do something equally as annoying here, just on a much greater scale as it won't just annoy 1 person but dozens.

 

It would be too much of an opportunity to miss for me.

[Faker]

FFS!

 

This has the potential to be an absolutely fantastic reveal, or autoshite's first murder thread!! I can't cope!!! When's the reveal?!!!!

[Jim Bell]

Stay tuned. Bucketeer is working hard behind the scenes to bring you all further and greater entertainments.

[chaseracer]

Is it a red 307CC?

[Bucketeer]

 

 

 

 

 the googly eyed crocodile

 

 he has a reptile dysfunction.

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

10/10.

[dollywobbler]

It is the thread that just keeps giving.

[Bucketeer]

It is the thread that just keeps giving.

On that note . . . .

Multi-collectional logistics for this very weekend are being finalised. In the meantime I have a new unused Autoglym Lifeshine washy kit thing to give away. It's just like this one but says Lifestyle Ford on the bag . .

 

 

I will send this to the first person who guesses the mystery car. One guess each. No entry to WilsonWilson, Holbeck or Skattrd. Or me.

The time is up and the competition ends when WilsonWilson finds out/reveals the identity. Hopefully 2moz.

[johngarty]

Blue Rover 400/45

[mk2_craig]

Mondeo mk2.

[dollywobbler]

A red Peugeot 307. Petrol.

[Isaac Hunt]

Blue Reliant 3 Wheel 'Robin Kitten Regal' type thing.

 

The Kittem might have had four wheels, just I get confused but one only has to say Del Boy drove a Robin and you get a thunderstorm of political correctness shouting Regal. In my world thems all Robins mate

[dollywobbler]

Blue Reliant 3 Wheel 'Robin Kitten Regal' type thing.

 

The Kittem might have had four wheels, just I get confused but one only has to say Del Boy drove a Robin and you get a thunderstorm of political correctness shouting Regal. In my world thems all Robins mate

 

Actually, it was a Supervan.

[Bucketeer]

The colour of the car isn't a requirement but many worthless points for effort/specificity.

[DVee8]

Peugeot 106,Peugeot 205,Peugeot 306,Peugeot 405, Peugeot 506, Peugeot 605. And some other number cars.. do I win ????

[rantingYoof]

*picture of a squid keyring*

 

Soz man, but when you see the car you'll realise it just has to be the blue squid.

 

This clue is devious in that it really isn't a clue at all because not even using the wildest mental gymnastics can I associate blue squids with any form of automobile.

 

Therefore, I'm going to stop being sensible about this, and pluck an answer out of thin air.

 

It's a Mk2 Polo coupe, obviously.

[NorthernMonkey]

Zafira? With a tow bar, obvs...and possibly in doom blue to match the squid.

[John F]

Laguna 2.

[Supernaut]

Vauxhall Astra Mk3 Estate, with 3 wheel trims (all different), lots of dog hair in the interior, as well as some worrying stains that just won't shift no matter what you do.

[hairnet]

Kelisa

[johngarty]

Got a feeling the Squid reference is throwing us a curve ball, prob a reference to the reg or summat....possibly