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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

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Just watched 'Car Strippers' - the episode with the MX5 and the MGB GT. Mrs PBK pipes up about the MGB GT ....... 'That's nice, I'd drive that every day'.

 

Who are you and what have you done with the real Mrs. PBK??

 

Does this now mean I have to buy an MGB GT?

I Might be selling one soon.....

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Meet him somewhere else for the interview - potential job or not, like fuck would I be having some random turn up and interview me in my own home.

His office or somewhere neutral.

 

Yep.  Coffee shop, or somewhere similarly public.  If he buys, that's probably a good sign.

 

GLWTJI  :)

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Meet him somewhere else for the interview - potential job or not, like fuck would I be having some random turn up and interview me in my own home.

His office or somewhere neutral.

this

inconsistant Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Maybe this should be in the stupid question amnesty thread, but I really have no idea who that Ronnie Pickering is. Is he an actual nobody and that's the 'joke', or is he a famous sports person or something that I've never heard of because sport?

Thanks, and sorry.

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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ive not clicked any of those videos - because - hes just some mong...........

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fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

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hes just some mong...........

Never a truer word spoken, the novelty of him making a dick of himself has worn off now

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Maybe this should be in the stupid question amnesty thread, but I really have no idea who that Ronnie Pickering is...

 

The antics of Mr. Pickering and his scootering sidekick represent the intellectual vacuum that passes for 'normal discourse' and even 'news' here in the middle of the second decade of the 21st century.

 

I am beyond despair.

fairkens Rank: Citroen Ami

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The antics of Mr. Pickering and his scootering sidekick represent the intellectual vacuum that passes for 'normal discourse' and even 'news' here in the middle of the second decade of the 21st century.

 

I am beyond despair.

Or a minor chuckle at some cockwomble being briefly exposed for the fool he is. Lighten up man :)

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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Saw a G-reg Proton being driven on Emmerdale earlier...that is all...

fordperv Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I saw this on screen while I was at work dealing with a patient, i was well chuffed, it was probably the best thing on emmerdale for a good while

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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My apologies for any offence caused!

[bricktop] f**k you you cahnt[/bricktop]

 

?? offence at what??

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fred Rank: Renault 16

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My apologies for any offence caused!

No Need!! sire - The only offensive thing was Ronnie Pickering, Who? RONNIE PICKERING!  big fat bucket of spunk (as termed by a screw in the shawshank redemption) Which rather covers Ronnie Pickering

Who? RONNIE PICKERING quite nicely I think

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Yesterday I visited a Tesco Express near Luton Airport to purchase a wholesome,bargain lunch (£3 meal deal- Winnah).

This Tesco had a car park with 11 spaces, now, I know this isn't YPLAC, but I couldn't believe the standard of parking displayed by the 3 cars there.

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Ok, it's a white Golf, maybe it's compulsory.

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No she wasn't disabled, a bit fat I suppose and she's technically not in the disabled space.

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This bitch ,thought it was easier to park on the pavement rather than risk actually going into the car park.

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Perhaps she was put off by the narrow gateposts.

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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4l 5W/40 full synth @ Homebase £19.99.

 

Savv takes exactly 4l :)

 

 

TS

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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Facelift R11?  Why didn't they go the whole way and show a jacked Anglia with Classic struts and a 1500 xflow?

 

Amateurs.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I'm quite happy for once, not sure how much is down to finally completing the sale of my old house, so no more mortgage, some will be down to taking the afternoon off to sort out handing over keys and stuff, so no work hassle, some down to being sat on the sofa surrounded by the pack of dogs, but a fair amount down to the first bottle of champagne. I have just opened the second bottle so I apologise in advance if I post anything too stupid later.

andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The better half is a member of a large photography club,and recently entered a competition

She only went and won her beginner class with this

 

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Chuffed to bits for her as photography has been something she has been wanting to do for a few years

 

The overall winner came up with this

 

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" Lunar Eclipse/Blood Moon over Ogwen Waterfall, Snowdonia"

 

Epic photo.....

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