What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Des]

Looks like they're after rogering the shit out of Orville.

 

[Cheggers]

^^^^^^^^ "Get your cock out or we kill the duck!!"

[messerschmitt owner]

I used to live across the road from their 'musical director'!

 

Now I see them all in a different light, including my neighbour!

[Guest]

Jesus - I think im about to see my breakfast again How / Why / Who?

[M'coli]

With thanks to Motorsport magazine, this is making me grin. That's Ben More Assynt in the background and some old cars in the foreground.

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

GR9 RIDDIN SKILZ IN TAI ONE.

 

[Guest]

SCTSH_ANDY was a class act last night. He got the 405 mi16 going again last night and we decided to see if the 460 could stay with it when driven with determination.

 

Answer: No.

 

Still, a good night was had. About fucking time..........

[Lankytim]

 

what? she had anyone?

 

 

The Man Krankie deffo has a look of Fred West about him. I read in the paper recently he actually knocked out Paul Daniels after getting drunk at a "gig". Scary stuff.

[Guest]

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=118845

 

The comments, in particular.

 

Can you believe that pantyselector is selling a car that's:

 

full of rust

 

Me neither. I actually wish this was closer to home, so that SCTSH_ANDY could rip it to pieces.

 

The kid truly is a bit of a bell end.

[autofive]

.......and simon is a total bellend, they are well matched.

I wonder how long before this one gets locked, like the previous two for sale ads.

[Guest]

.......and simon is a total bellend, they are well matched.

I wonder how long before this one gets locked, like the previous two for sale ads.

 

Ah. Vive le difference.

[Craig the Princess]

Did he swap the seats for his Edinburgh trips and swap them back again?

[Cavcraft]

Hand knitted lentil seat covers probably.

 

To be fair to him though the other party in that thread does appear to be a bit of a troll/timewaster.

[ashmicro]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Piers_Morgan

 

[Timewaster]

SCTSH_ANDY the 405 mi16 going

 

LOVE these! Kept mine for 7 years. Pics please

[cort16]

Mr B referring to PandaSelecta as QuornSelecta in the long running play "Why is my SAAB not a vegetable?"

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&action=display&thread=118845&page=2

[OwdChina]

Chuckles.........oh well, looks like we're on strike. Turned up for work at 6am this morn and there's cops an picket lines and barricades all over the place. Reminded me of the great BL and miners stikes from the past.........Oh well, ho hum.

This gives me some time to replace a few knackered brake lines an a buggered UJ on the drivers side front axle.

[dollywobbler]

If you're going to shoplift, choose a decent getaway motor! Don't trust a Citroen ZX...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-16287882

[Luxobarges_Are_Us]

There definitely is a lighter side to jobhunting. Here's a quote from an advert for a 75k job:

 

"HR LEAD FOR EMEA REGION, APPROX 250 EMPLOYEES. TO LEAD A TEAM OF 3 HR PROFESSIONALS. TO ACT AS COACH TO SENIOR EXECS IN MULTIPLE GEOGRAPHIES. TO HAVE EXPERIENCE AS A HR MANAGER SUPPORTING A EMEA OR EUROPEAN ORGANISATION. BATCHELORS DEGREE OR EQUIVALENT NEEDED. "

 

[Volksy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... nte_Carlo/

[Vin]

There are very few episodes of Top of the Pops from the Sixties and early Seventies as the tapes were all routinely wiped as being of no worth...there are 2 episodes missing from 1977 and from then on the BBC archive is complete.

 

So when something like this comes along

 

A live performance of Jean Genie by David Bowie that has never been seen since January 1973. It seems strange that watching television was at one point akin to going to the theatre.

 

I've been the following the story of the tapes discovery on missing-episodes.com and popscene.com, so to actually see the performance has really made me grin

[kinkersaab]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/cook ... th_nigella hmmmmm

[richardthestag]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/cooking_show_dirty_talk_with_nigella hmmmmm

 

Brilliant

 

Now I am going to

Squirt

And then sit

In my

Warm

juices

 

Inspired

 

Rofl

[chaseracer]

Blingo. MOT. Sailed through. Get in...

[TagoraSX]

http://vimeo.com/34071142

[binhoker668]

Ha ha - awesome. Turn your speakers up fer this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtO6Mqfmjkk

[ashmicro]

Hey binhoker - yer granny's a mermaid. May the hairs on yer balls turn to drumsticks and point at the Knockagh. Merry Christmas from Carrick.

 

 

[cobblers]

My mum just came back from the pub, and saw my stack of porsche wheels in the hall. Fronts are 7.5" wide, rears are 9". She says "I hope you're not mixing crossplies with radials, I saw the advert and it scared the shit out of me" and then trotted off.

[maxpower]

ford focus with the back ford badge saying asbo instead of ford

[Vin]

My mum just came back from the pub, and saw my stack of porsche wheels in the hall. Fronts are 7.5" wide, rears are 9". She says "I hope you're not mixing crossplies with radials, I saw the advert and it scared the shit out of me" and then trotted off.

 

 

About 20 years ago, I remember an edition of VIZ where they did their own ten commandments for a spoof religious issue.

 

The one I always remember was - THOU SHALT NOT MIX CROSSPLY AND RADIAL ON THE SAME AXLE.