What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[cort16]

Google streetview has really ruined this companys advert for kitchen makeovers. 

 

 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/EynogeJonMdPaA8n7

[DavieW]

Ordered a fuel pump for the sickly Lotus and mistakenly put my home address for delivery instead of my wife's work. Came home this afternoon to find the Royal Mail card saying they'd tried to deliver it but no reply. Bugger, that meant a trip across town to pick it up from the depot. 

Half an hour later, the doorbell goes, here's the lovely postie lady with my parcel. She said she was still in the area and would try again to deliver it. 

For all the slagging RM get, hats off to this employee going above and beyond what's expected. 

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

@Saabnut

Wibble

[hairnet]

'wat ver you doing beside ze wire.,.......'

[hairnet]

' tea without milk is so uncivilised.........'

[108]

  On 17/08/2025 at 19:04, hairnet said:

'wat ver you doing beside ze wire.,.......'

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Head: Don’t tell him Pike.

Mouth: Checking for machine gun  blindspots. 

[hairnet]

' tea without milk is so uncivilised.........'

[hairnet]

30k for a tr7

Zomg

[DavieW]

  On 17/08/2025 at 21:54, hairnet said:

30k for a tr7

Zomg

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Couldn't believe it either. 

Derek, for once, looked speechless 😄😄

[New POD]

  On 16/08/2025 at 13:54, DavieW said:

Ordered a fuel pump for the sickly Lotus and mistakenly put my home address for delivery instead of my wife's work. Came home this afternoon to find the Royal Mail card saying they'd tried to deliver it but no reply. Bugger, that meant a trip across town to pick it up from the depot. 

Half an hour later, the doorbell goes, here's the lovely postie lady with my parcel. She said she was still in the area and would try again to deliver it. 

For all the slagging RM get, hats off to this employee going above and beyond what's expected. 

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Employee says " It's not my job, but fuck it, let's try and make the customer happy" 

Shocked 

[bramz7]

Pleased to see this absolutely pudding laden 144 is still going.

[hairnet]

Hiding on the wirral

Tea and turkish delight

And what smells like mushy peas ( this isnt lancashire)

Coming from the kitchen

[hairnet]

Brewer born dealer

The helmet hes working with buys a 19 plate 308

From pictures

Its knly done 14000 miles but both doors dented to fuck on one side and painted very badly

And it was a bin inside 

I laughed then turned it over as brewer is having a go at him

Zzzzzzzzz

The chase now

[MikeR]

Eyes tested today , full MOT plus pictures .... 

Passed , and no prescription required !! 

[808 Estate]

[Metal Guru]

  On 19/08/2025 at 11:29, 808 Estate said:

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I’m waiting for someone to post a version for a Mondeo that has had 27 owners.

[808 Estate]

  On 19/08/2025 at 13:03, Metal Guru said:

I’m waiting for someone to post a version for a Mondeo that has had 27 owners.

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"Well thrashed, a bit loose, occasionally backfires & might need a rebore".

[MikeR]

  On 19/08/2025 at 11:29, 808 Estate said:

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excuse me , just had my eyes tested , dont want them damaging !! 

[Dyslexic Viking]

Haven't seen any of these in ages.

 

[DavieW]

My "temporary" repair to my briefcase 😆😆

 

[alcyonecorporation]

cars

[AnthonyG]

  On 10/08/2025 at 07:13, beko1987 said:

Last week I was in the woods with the boy, when we found a plastic tub.

After my initial excitement of it being a massive tub of weed something intetesting had subsided when we opened it to find a wet horrible mess of what looked like a pencil case we chucked it in the litter picking bag we had on the go and came home. And had a closer look at it. It was a geocache.

These pictures are after we dried it all out with a few days in the airing cupboard, cleaned the box and the seal on the box and tidied out the contents 

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@beko1987, did you add a random vacuum attachment?  Extra points for including one you can only use with a specific Dyson model that stopped production in 2006. 

BTW, literally never heard of this…you learn a new thing every day! 

[gm]

this new fangled ai thinks my broken exhaust is a snake !

what a load of shite !