What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[STUNO]

A Datsun 120y . Driven by an old "lady", terrifying on the drag strip, but the driver looks relaxed.

Enjoy the performance.

 

[bub2006]

I look like an overweight, misguided skinhead. Wrestling with lawn tractors today. Keeps me out of mischief.

[beko1987]

No love, I'd love to come out with you but I've got a busy day... See you later, don't rush back

 

 

 

 

Im 3 hours in and just about to wash and decontaminate it!

[beko1987]

The clay is softening in boiling water and the buckets are being filled

 

 

[anonymous user]

Oh no, two buckets

[beko1987]

And a synthetic lambs wool wash mitt!

[twosmoke300]

Are you've washing two cars ? 😜

[AlabamaShrimp]

No love, I'd love to come out with you but I've got a busy day... See you later, don't rush back

 

 

 

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Im 3 hours in and just about to wash and decontaminate it!

Did you jizz on it again?

[Mr A Lawrence]

Oh my, a two bucket wrong un.

[omegod]

I have been clicking the link in my history that usually brings me here, thought the forum was off again cos it was the link to the offline page, i'm a knobhead  

[beko1987]

Done!

 

 

Anyone want me to write a full detailing wanker type thread of my day later?

 

Ill do it anyway...

[bub2006]

Can i employ you to polish a turd?!

[beko1987]

Can i employ you to polish a turd?!

I did that today! It came out well

[Kiltox]

Really is a good looking motor when it's clean - even more so when you give it more than the £2 value car wash at Morrisons that I did

[beko1987]

Really is a good looking motor when it's clean - even more so when you give it more than the £2 value car wash at Morrisons that I did

Its utterly lovely when clean! Needs a machine Polish, but not as much as the Zafira. Nice hard paint, came up a treat!

 

I probably used £15 worth of materials on it today! Plus 7 hours of work

[Guest Hooli]

Can i employ you to polish a turd?!

 

[Guest Hooli]

190miles on the bike today with a mate. Made me grin even if a plod bike followed us for the 10 slowest miles I've ever ridden!

[Lord Sterling]

Looking good Beeks_lad. And yes please on the write-up.

[HillmanImp]

"Hello, SVM Funeral and composting services, how may I help you"

 

[Guest Hooli]

I can do Beko's write up.

 

 

 

 

Saw Goona

Got excited

Jizzed on it

Wiped it off with my special wanking mitt

Rinsed it

Dried it

 

 

 

 

[Tamworthbay]

I bet by the morning some bird will have shat in the middle of the Gooner roof, they store up a particularly white and splashy variety for just such occasions.

[anonymous user]

"Hello, SVM Funeral and composting services, how may I help you"

 

I like that, it gives me a new thought for my demise, forget burial at sea, I want to be shredded.

[DVee8]

I can do Beko's write up.

Saw Dreamed about a Goona

Got excited

Jizzed on it up

Wiped it off with my special wanking mitt duvet cover

Rinsed it just left it

Dried it Autoshite

 

All done.

[3VOM]

"Hello, SVM Funeral and composting services, how may I help you"

 

For those days when you have a lot of bookings and the crematorium incinerator isn't working.

[Cavcraft]

What's all that white stuff on the Laguna (some kind of special foam?) and does it do some sort of deep clean or something?

[cms206]

"Hello, SVM Funeral and composting services, how may I help you"

 

RHD 960 on Dutch plates too. Sounds like an SVM Industries tax dodge to me.

 

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[beko1987]

What's all that white stuff on the Laguna (some kind of special foam?) and does it do some sort of deep clean or something?

Its snowfoam. Softens the dirt for a less destructive wash.

 

Once the cars been polished and waxed, a foam and fine every week will clean it enough, wash every month!

 

That won't happen though, itll be months before I clean it again...

[Noel Tidybeard]

what foam are you using wrong-un1987?

[beko1987]

Autosmart Ultra Mousse. Never had it before, it's ace!

[EssDeeWon]

Leicester out of Europe!! They can now go back to that two bob flat pack hole they came from with their fans clappers and everyone can stop going on about them.

 

Vardy who??

 

Harrroooooooooolllllddd