What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[bramz7]

BX collection will be on the 12th November. Deposit paid, now I just need to shift the blue ZX ASAP. I'm genuinely open to any offer now so take full advantage to nab yourself an Avantage.....

I'll get my coat.

[Tamworthbay]

Riding into Leon earlier to red light and this

Also mk 1 passat

Do you know how much they wanted on the Fiat?

[Richard]

£1.60 a pint? Don't mind if I do.

[hairnet]

Do you know how much they wanted on the Fiat?

That was only sign and luckily I can't ring spanush numbers on this

 

PS wash your mouth out

[Tamworthbay]

That was only sign and luckily I can't ring spanush numbers on this

PS wash your mouth out

licence built fiat copy then......

[tooSavvy]

Unregistered tattoo business trading from a council house in Beacon Lough [ex SiL]

 

What could possibly go wrong? Phone 999, pleeze!!

TS

[DVee8]

So today i got a teenager,feels like yesterday he was in nappies.

We went to lightwater valley,61.4mpg was achieved.

[Pillock]

Is that tattoo link meant to be a pisstake?

Some of them look pretty bloody good to me! The biomechanical arm for one.

 

The camper is alright although the numberplate looks like tippex. The only one that made me LOL was "Only god can fudge me"

[hairnet]

Want......

[hairnet]

Spainish radio

 

Jimmy Somerville

 

Some Spanish thing

 

YMCA

 

Another Spanish thing

 

Big in Japan

 

Wtf

 

I like this

[michael1703]

Black mirror,series 3 episode 1

 

Not being a facebooker or twitterererer I found this funny.

 

I wonder how many mugs actually realise that their life has become the same need for likes

[Ghosty]

Spanish radio is big on '70s/80s English language music for some reason. Went over a few years ago and was really surprised, my mum's expat cousin said it was pretty normal.

[hairnet]

Going to riano tomorrow

 

Via bonar

 

Passed Arce on the way south from Santander

[Sheefag]

The sense of importance that comes with being on someone's ignore list.

[Timewaster]

Did you say something?

 

[mat_the_cat]

Not sure if it's a grin or a grump, but I can laugh about it now. And I'm sure others can laugh AT me...

 

We've just returned from holiday in Italy, where we visited Pompeii and were shown round as a group by an official guide. As we'd finished in one area, the guide and most of the group had walked off, so I put my hand on my wife's arm, who was standing next to me and started to walk in the direction of the others. To my surprise she pulled away, so I took hold of her hand, saying "Come on, let's get going".

 

Then I turned to actually face her.

 

I then noticed two things: Firstly, my wife was standing some distance away, and looking at me with some surprise. Secondly, I was now standing hand in hand with a random teenage girl, who was also looking at me with surprise and possibly a little disgust.

 

I don't think I've ever apologised so much to a complete stranger, who fortunately seemed to accept my explanation! I can still feel myself going red just thinking about it

[Sheefag]

What's the Italian for 'You're My Wife Now'?

[Negative Creep]

Space Jam was a great film. I have however just found out that not only is the official website still active, but it hasn't changed at all since the film was released

 

http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/cmp/behind/brollframes.html

 

 

If you leave your internet on overnight you might be able to download those 1.2mb Quicktime files. Hopefully no one else in the house needs to use the landline.

[beko1987]

That's amazing! I'm 9 again!

[Mr A Lawrence]

What's the Italian for 'You're My Wife Now'?

"Youra mya wife anow"

 

[hairnet]

Not sure if it's a grin or a grump, but I can laugh about it now. And I'm sure others can laugh AT me...

 

We've just returned from holiday in Italy, where we visited Pompeii and were shown round as a group by an official guide. As we'd finished in one area, the guide and most of the group had walked off, so I put my hand on my wife's arm, who was standing next to me and started to walk in the direction of the others. To my surprise she pulled away, so I took hold of her hand, saying "Come on, let's get going".

 

Then I turned to actually face her.

 

I then noticed two things: Firstly, my wife was standing some distance away, and looking at me with some surprise. Secondly, I was now standing hand in hand with a random teenage girl, who was also looking at me with surprise and possibly a little disgust.

 

I don't think I've ever apologised so much to a complete stranger, who fortunately seemed to accept my explanation! I can still feel myself going red just thinking about it

'si adatta nel mio bagaglio non è un problema'

 

[steveo3002]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQA07B0X6jU

[hairnet]

Spotted already

 

Mk2 kadetts flat front iveco

 

Major cap in a mirafiori

 

And fap of faps a vulgalour Renault (6)?

 

Moving or would a done pucs

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Remember those BMW short films of 15 years ago ? The one that sticks in my mind was the e39 M5 and Madonna one,

Well there's a new 5 series and a new film ; The Escape.

http://bmwfilms.com/film

 

Only just realised those shit Jason Statham films with the A8's were just poor quality rip offs of a BMW advert.

[panhard65]

Just managed to get my tickets to next years Le Mans 24. They are pretty sneaky with ticket sales as it has been getting harder and harder to get tickets for the decent campsites without being ripped off by the UK ticket agencies. Still cost me 680 euro's for 2 campsite pitches entrance tickets for the week and grandstand seats, but still cheaper than going to watch/sleep through the formula 1 at Silverstone

[Lacquer Peel]

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Remember those BMW short films of 15 years ago ? The one that sticks in my mind was the e39 M5 and Madonna one,

Well there's a new 5 series and a new film ; The Escape.

http://bmwfilms.com/film

 

Only just realised those shit Jason Statham films with the A8's were just poor quality rip offs of a BMW advert.

 

I sent off for that DVD, annoyingly I have lost it now before I even watched all the films on it

[beko1987]

Just been to see a car with my car buying colleague, myself and our other friend (gnomeotoole of rarely this parish) went for a laugh

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201610158796572?radius=10&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=price-asc&model=CELICA&make=TOYOTA&postcode=sl71tb&page=1

 

it's very tidy. Drives well, is honest, fluids are new, tyres are very new, it just needs new rear discs and pads quite urgently, but it's a good bargaining point as they brake fine and don't squeal. Said colleague has only ridden a bike for the past 3 years so halfway through the drive, when he had nearly collided with a van as he thought he 'had room' we swapped and Gareth drove the tits off it and proclaimed all was fine.

 

We said start at £1700 and aim for £1850/£1900. He is thinking about it now.

 

The best bit for me though was the Ford Probe in the corner of the lot. They are fugly, but lovely!

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201608247093333?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&radius=20&postcode=sl71tb&make=FORD&sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&model=PROBE&page=1

 

Not quite sure their worth £2500 but still, was nice to see it!

[Cavcraft]

Those Celicas do seem incredibly unpopular. Every time I find what seems a really cheap one needing a little work, I check the prices and find it wasn't cheap at all.

[beko1987]

Their fucking uncomfortable for a 6ft3 fat bloke to sit in the back seats, I'll give it that!