What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[skattrd]

Well done Billy.

 

Today I found a massively engorged full squash under the front seat of the 460 whilst vacuuming.

WHY THE FUCK HAS MY CAR GOT A SESAME STREET VEGETABLE UNDER THE FRONT SEAT?

This did make me laugh

[Guest]

Well done Billy.

 

Today I found a massively engorged full squash under the front seat of the 460 whilst vacuuming.

WHY THE FUCK HAS MY CAR GOT A SESAME STREET VEGETABLE UNDER THE FRONT SEAT?

This did make me laugh

 

?!

 

 

?! 111111111111111111

[AeroNautiCal]

A 40watt laser cutter/engraver with a 290mm x 570mm working area.

 

Would have to check on what you can cut as regards decals etc. as you are burning it - PVC gives off chlorine gas and hydrochloric acid etc.

 

[Austrian accent] Is that like a Phased Plasma Pulse Rifle in the 40w range? [/Austrian accent]

[TimothyClaypole]

See I could say stuff like that all day at work and be met with blank faces... bunch of slack jawed faggots.

 

This was done on this machine:

 

[Morgan84]

What made me grin today ... MOT test on a 1955 Mercedes 300 SL Gullwing

[scaryoldcortina]

Lucky you! I had to test a morgan plus4 with the hood up and all the weather gear fitted. My back still hurts now.

[Guest]

What made me grin today ... MOT test on a 1955 Mercedes 300 SL Gullwing

 

Er, wouldn't that be MOT exempt?

[scaryoldcortina]

^ Not until Nov 17th....

[cms206]

Not sure if this has been spotted yet... Serck style coming soon allegedly!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Car-Number-Plates-1980s-90s-Wider-Font-on-Acrylic-Dealer-Plates-/251173191338?pt=UK_Cherished_Numbers&hash=item3a7b16beaa

[Morgan84]

That will be the last time that Gullwing needs a test after this year,but although it was nice to have it in,knowing its worth almost one million pounds does make you a little nervous when testing it in case you sneeze on it !

[willswitchengage]

God alone knows how, but I passed my Fork Lift Truck test today.

 

Has he passed his fork lift driver's test? He gives the tests.

 

[Cavcraft]

LOL. Ta gents, I'll probably use an FLT about twice between now and the refresher in three years time but I ain't complaining.

[Minimad5]

 

Watanabe in "Using his own unit shocker"

 

My grin for the day - Cheap parts ! , managed to 'bag' a good amount of parts for just £10

[Guest]

I was surprised too.

[M'coli]

We have snow! I have strict criteria for snow: you only have snow if you have enough that you can make a snowball!

[Volksy]

Been to watch the new Bond movie, suited and booted, in the Lancia, Overhearing some guys saying, Look at that, he's got THE car...

[kinkersaab]

 

 

Brilliant!

[michiel]

Now this is a limo.

 

1988 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Long Door Limousine by Concept Coach Builders by aldenjewell, on Flickr

[michael1703]

philippa forrester on a window advert, she'd still get it

[ashmicro]

Just had a visit from my best mate. He's getting promoted to Inspector. He arrived at my house to tell me in an armoured Land Rover like this one:

 

 

Fully crewed, six blokes with submachine guns. I bet my neighbours thought WTF is going on! I'm chuffed to bits for him. In the last 15 years he's been stabbed, shot twice, knocked down by a stolen car and nearly killed when a stolen 40 tonner crushed their armoured Vectra against a wall. We're both nearly 40, and have been best mates since we were 3 years old. He saved my life when we were 15 and I crashed into a parked car on my BMX, and swallowed my tongue.

 

Gives ya a nice fuzzy feeling when you have a good mate like that

[trigger]

 

 

Brilliant!

 

That made me laugh my cock off - thanks for posting!

[chaseracer]

Gives ya a nice fuzzy feeling when you have a good mate like that

 

+1,000,000,000

 

Well done, your mate. Sounds like the kind of bloke we need more of as senior coppers.

[ashmicro]

Gives ya a nice fuzzy feeling when you have a good mate like that

 

+1,000,000,000

 

Well done, your mate. Sounds like the kind of bloke we need more of as senior coppers.

 

Damn right, he doesn't fuck about. He loves his job, taking down names, kicking in doors and being THE POLICE. That said, he's a caring sort of bloke too. Last Christmas he talked down a chap who was going to jump off a block of flats in North Belfast. One night when I was a copper we got an urgent assist call to an RTA, I was driving (V6 Mondeo). We got there pretty quick, to find my mate delivering a baby in a crashed Metro! The kid was handed over to the ambulance crew in a PSNI hi-vis traffic jacket.

 

And yes, driving a police car with the lights and siren on is as much fun as it looks!

[Lord Sterling]

Hey hey, I actually have something to contribute to this thread....

 

Yeah, anyway. I was at my mates carwash getting my car cleaned again when a chap in a Alfa Romeo GTV 3.2 V6 pulled up, his car was in for a mini valet which myself and my other mate did (despite only being there to clean our own cars) the fella got talking to me about his car and in turn got talking about mine, then we ended up taking each others cars for a test drive which was unexpected but great. Firstly he took my car out and rated it highly commenting on how smooth it and fast it was. Then he took me out in the Alfa seriously ragging it, he then let me have a go of the Alfa and asked me to floor it which I kindly obliged, it was bloody quick!

 

Looked exactly like this one, except with full Black leather interior:

 

 

So yeah, I rate Italian cars, highly

[autofive]

 

sick, but funny

[vulgalour]

I'm getting my Princess back on Monday and today I put a deposit on a Ledbury Maestro. Things are looking up.

[chaseracer]

I'm getting my Princess back on Monday and today I put a deposit on a Ledbury Maestro. Things are looking up.

[trigger]

John Shuttleworth driving his Austin Ambassador Y reg around Jersey on Sky Arts 1 HD right now!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Went to a toy fair and picked up some 80s Corgi tat. I am particularly impressed with the authenticity on this Escort:

 

[Angrydicky]

John Shuttleworth driving his Austin Ambassador Y reg around Jersey on Sky Arts 1 HD right now!

 

Hey Trig, do you know what happened to that guy who was interested in the Ambo in the scrapyard near me? I messaged him to ask if he had gone to look at it, but he never got back to me. The car has gone now, it's still showing as taxed on the DVLA database (but uninsured) so I'm wondering what's happened to it.