What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[grizz]

[grizz]

2 hours ago, DavieW said:

The guy in front of me in the restaurant queue yesterday had a bar code tattooed onto his neck. 

He must feel a right dick now that QR codes are available. 

[High Jetter]

Checked in on the Tui app for our cruise in 2 weeks. Had to enter my date of birth, drop down list for the year started at 1875!

[grizz]

Plastic rusts

[myglaren]

I thought that they ^^^ were plastic impregnated cardboard.

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, grizz said:

Plastic rusts

 

Don't tell @Kiltox 😀

[Mally]

3 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Checked in on the Tui app for our cruise in 2 weeks. Had to enter my date of birth, drop down list for the year started at 1875!

Some of us are almost there.

[High Jetter]

12 minutes ago, Mally said:

Some of us are almost there.

Approaching 150? 😀

[Mally]

8 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Approaching 150? 😀

Well over half way now. I'm just off to put a Yaris back together, 

[louiepj]

https://www.reddit.com/r/drivingUK/s/1lfI9QA7jM

All vauxhalls are shite etc.....
But you can smell the poor clutch as you watch the clip

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[Remspoor]

When it comes to vote who will you choose.

Screen shot from the BBC

[HillmanImp]

ImpJr was in the 944 today when we were checking the battery and he got very excited when he noticed the tripometer.

Totally luck, not planned.

I suppose next time I drive it i guess I'll find out whether its broken and has always been like that and I've just not noticed.

[hairnet]

disappeared my chris harris book

was annoyed

do have it on audible but still

looking thru a pile of mags for another and it was in the middle

yay

read it tomorrow

[grizz]

From Tulsa

[hairnet]

omg bangers and cash and morris isis and 20s austin 

they showed older pics and mini and something else and a talbot alpine with him sat in it

ONLY GONE AND BLOWN THE BLOODY DOORS OFF CUT THE TOP OFF IT!!!!!!!one111!!!!

WTAF

[grizz]

Honda

[myglaren]

[Metal Guru]

20 hours ago, Remspoor said:

When it comes to vote who will you choose.

Screen shot from the BBC

As a rugby fan I would welcome the ban on alcohol in the grounds reintroduced. You get large number of people not really interested in the game constantly getting up causing everyone else to move , to go to the bar. Rinse and repeat every 15 minutes. Then of course they need to pee. More disturbing everyone else. It’s a right pain. At least rugby fans don’t want to fight each other when they’re pissed. 

As for banning people on benefits buying booze and fags, seems to be the quickest way to get them onto drugs. In any case , they’d spend more than the benefits checking up on it. 

[DavieW]

Out in the pub with a couple of mates tonight and 3 girls come in and go straight upstairs to the toilets. One of them has a dress so short it rides up her arse so far it's over the "hump" and you can see the top of her thong. Frantic pulling her dress down ensues when she gets to the top of the stairs. 😄😄

[myglaren]

 

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

[hairnet]

Wasn't me guv

I ain't done nuffink

[Bmwdumptruck]

On 10/09/2026 at 20:46, Bmwdumptruck said:

Had Wimpeys in Luton long before MCDs arrived when I was a teenager, it was quite a treat when I had my own money and could choose what mum n dad would never buy me.  Nearest now would be the Aylesbury branch…..mmmm now then when are we over there for a theatre visit???  Think we’ve a date with Ultimate Classic Rock show in a few months. Ooooh, actually it’s later this month, 25th.  Wonder how close it is to the theatre

So we went and found the Aylesbury Wimpey friday night before the theatre,  Not sure we’ll bother again, really couldn’t call it anything special.  I had a quarter pound cheese burger, which was really rather uninspiring.  Even the bun was boring being just a brown bun. I seem to recall they did a tomato salsa kind of sauce in their burgers, not sure quite what you”d call the vaguely orange sauce in them now.  Wife had chicken strips, again very basic and uninspiring. So no we won’t bother again, most likely the Weatherspoons opposite the theatre will see our custom as usual.  Ok that’s not brilliant either but still better than the Wimpy.  
 

Now last night we went to watch Ice Hockey in MK.  My daughter and her fiancé have been going a few years now, but he’s away working and as it was the wife’s birthday the daughter decided we should all go as she didn’t want to miss it.  So we met her and her MIL(to be), over there and actually really enjoyed it.  Go Lightening…… oh and we won 4-2.

[cobblers]

Turns out one of the many mysterious bushes in our garden has grapes!

 

There's shitloads of them, and they're absolutely gorgeous!

[hairnet]

Are we nearly there yet 

[Rustybullethole]

Skip find dub reggae 45’s

[Remspoor]

AI gets it very very wrong. Screen shot of a lawyer's web site.

[reb]

Finished up today's video about 6h earlier than I expected I would, so I'm home in time for elevensies

[Metal Guru]

19 hours ago, cobblers said:

Turns out one of the many mysterious bushes in our garden has grapes!

 

There's shitloads of them, and they're absolutely gorgeous!

I was going to say “at last , a benefit from climate change”, but then the Romans were growing grapes here 2000 years ago.