What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[myglaren]

[DavieW]

The couple behind us in the pub tonight have a cat with them. And a pram for it. 

[Metal Guru]

10 hours ago, myglaren said:

A few dabs of HP sauce and no one’s going to touch that. 

[grizz]

A homeowner near 61st and Sheridan was reportedly told the footprint of a newly constructed backyard storage building was too large.

Several days later, part of it disappeared.

Then a second level appeared.

Neighbors say the homeowner rebuilt the same amount of storage vertically, creating what now looks like a two-story backyard shed towering over the fence.

He reportedly says the structure now meets the maximum ground footprint.

The neighbors behind him say that wasn’t exactly the outcome they had in mind.

[grizz]

[grizz]

[grizz]

Numbers in the Golf Friday and Saturday 

[Markeh]

Absolute wrongun driving round Skegness this morning with the loudest bass I've heard from a car in a long time, full blast.

It caused great amusement to see the car in question was an otherwise stock looking Proton Satria Neo

[MikeR]

Found some old pages of the sun behind a closed off access panel today .

No tits , but a car advert ...

[iainrcz]

Is this a Staffordshire thing?

Going off the standard of driving I'd say yes 

[myglaren]

A bit old now but still

 

[grizz]

[High Jetter]

Love the Bentley plate!

[hairnet]

theyve been showing the flintoff harris top gears on dave

for some reason theyve put the jordan/100 quid bangers to manchester clarkson era one on in the middle of them

wtf?

[grizz]

[iainrcz]

We're staying in an apartment block in Leek for a few days.

Tonight somewhere in the building some daft cunt is singing songs.

Well by songs I mean song, the same song for the last 20 minutes.

I'm tempted to open the front door and tell the silly tit to go to sleep.

[cort1977]

Think I have confused the motorway algorithm...

Does that constitute a binding offer?

[myglaren]

[MorrisItalSLX]

21 hours ago, hairnet said:

100 quid bangers to manchester

Still one of my favourite episodes.

[IronStar]

I have enjoyed the parts run today a tad too much

*Pulls up to the gate*

- Hello, sir, how can I help you?
- I'm looking for the Porsche parts department?
- Porsche....the car brand? (The dealership is called Porsche Belgrade Ada )
- Yes
- *visible confusion* Errrr...go to the end then turn left, second building, park...erm...outside
- Thanks!

Spot what doesn't fit. 🤣 There were 911s and some other stuff behind me, but I didn't want to push it by taking the pisstake with a photo.

What were the parts I hear you ask?

20€ worth of a connector and a handbrake switch.

I half expected someone to tow my car behind the building so as not to ruin the image. 😄

[myglaren]

[hairnet]

Boo

Yay

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

wtf

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, IronStar said:

I have enjoyed the parts run today a tad too much

*Pulls up to the gate*

- Hello, sir, how can I help you?
- I'm looking for the Porsche parts department?
- Porsche....the car brand? (The dealership is called Porsche Belgrade Ada )
- Yes
- *visible confusion* Errrr...go to the end then turn left, second building, park...erm...outside
- Thanks!

Spot what doesn't fit. 🤣 There were 911s and some other stuff behind me, but I didn't want to push it by taking the pisstake with a photo.

What were the parts I hear you ask?

20€ worth of a connector and a handbrake switch.

I half expected someone to tow my car behind the building so as not to ruin the image. 😄

Гуза твог аута изгледа боље него предњи део оних отмених

[hairnet]

and you think english is difficult  (if youre beko or @cms206 ) (joke andy/sam)

[hairnet]

watching james may and the peoples car

124

WANT

*looks at autoscout

[hairnet]

@IronStar

 

љ - what is this? - like the german

ß

[Dyslexic Viking]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

That could be a knitting project for @loserone this winter.

[grizz]

[DavieW]

The guy in front of me in the restaurant queue yesterday had a bar code tattooed onto his neck.