What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Wack]

What kind of witchcraft is this 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8wN3Vcw/

 

[MrDuke]

On 12/25/2021 at 7:11 PM, Pieman said:

What a load of balls.  If she doesn't want to drive, I'll buy that off them as Christmas present to myself.

No, he won't sell it. He'd rather have it sitting outside the house so all the neighbours can see what a flash car his daughter drives. Even if she doesn't.

Yes, that's exactly how much of a weapons-grade twat he is.

[adw1977]

2 hours ago, Spurious said:

Must have taken years of practice to manage this.

As soon as that white blob thing (Land Rover?) appeared, I just knew that was going to be the one that caused a crash.

[808 Estate]

[Andyrew]

3 hours ago, reb said:

My Christmas night was rounded off with cheap cigars, nice rum and a few episodes of Still Game.

I intend to repeat the feat tonight, though perhaps with slightly less rum as I'm working tomorrow.

Love it when a plan comes together

[Pieman]

1 hour ago, MrDuke said:

No, he won't sell it. He'd rather have it sitting outside the house so all the neighbours can see what a flash car his daughter drives. Even if she doesn't.

Yes, that's exactly how much of a weapons-grade twat he is.

OK, I'll nick it and banger race it then.

[PhilA]

Went for a drive along the prom in the modern.

Pretty evening, all the boy racers were out. A bit like an upmarket Weston Super Mare.

I'm going to miss being by the ocean when we move.

 

Phil

[reb]

51 minutes ago, PhilA said:

 all the boy racers were out.

What do they drive over there? I'm guessing not 1l Corsas.

[PhilA]

11 minutes ago, reb said:

What do they drive over there? I'm guessing not 1l Corsas.

Most of them, no. I've never seen a Corsa here (they did sell them in Mexico, I have seen a Peugeot 106 though). Tonight was a smattering of BMW 400 series, a couple of Integras (it's the law to have seen at least one), a late 80's Accord and a handful of Camaros and Challengers.

Phil

[somewhatfoolish]

13 hours ago, Wack said:

What kind of witchcraft is this 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8wN3Vcw/

 

Some kind of high frequency vibration, perhaps ultrasound? Assuming it's not meddled/manipulated it looks pretty effective.

[hairnet]

9 hours ago, PhilA said:

 

 

 

if only blackpool looked like that

merry christmas y'all

[iainrcz]

Got some reduced Twiglets in Lidl.

[S2000]

35 minutes ago, iainrcz said:

Got some reduced Twiglets in Lidl.

Puppy mullered a pack on Christmas Eve, nothing like waking up to a wimpering pup as his ass explodes in the bathroom…..
 

[New POD]

3 hours ago, hairnet said:

if only blackpool looked like that

merry christmas y'all

We couldn't see Blackpool in the distance this morning due to the mist. 

Son got his feet wet carrying his wife. 

[hairnet]

13 hours ago, PhilA said:

Most of them, no. I've never seen a Corsa here (they did sell them in Mexico, 

Phil

i want a fiesta sedan (remember that )

you could buy corsa b estates but badged as chevys mostly sold in brazil and mexico

[mitsisigma01]

4 minutes ago, hairnet said:

want a fiesta sedan

Was that a Mazda 121 ?

[Wack]

[PhilA]

15 minutes ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Was that a Mazda 121 ?

No, it was it's own car. Fiesta Belmont.

Booted superminis were treated with scorn when GM tried them (Nova, Astra) so the UK has since missed out.

[3VOM]

20 minutes ago, Wack said:

[808 Estate]

[MrDuke]

16 hours ago, Pieman said:

OK, I'll nick it and banger race it then.

Fair enough lol. Can I have the rims back though? Not much use on the track, and my roadman homies will give me bare coin for them, init.

[MrDuke]

3 hours ago, S2000 said:

Puppy mullered a pack on Christmas Eve, nothing like waking up to a wimpering pup as his ass explodes in the bathroom…..
 

At least he had the decency to do it in the bathroom.

[mitsisigma01]

2 hours ago, PhilA said:

No, it was it's own car. Fiesta Belmont.

Booted superminis were treated with scorn when GM tried them (Nova, Astra) so the UK has since missed out.

UK or USA ....

Astra Belmont ✔️ 

Fiesta Belmont .... show us some pictures , Google says no ...

[Pieman]

1 hour ago, MrDuke said:

Fair enough lol. Can I have the rims back though? Not much use on the track, and my roadman homies will give me bare coin for them, init.

Je ne comprends pas.

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

UK or USA ....

Astra Belmont ✔️ 

Fiesta Belmont .... show us some pictures , Google says no ...

Shirley the Elf / Hornet were the first booted minis?

[mitsisigma01]

They might well of been ... I've just never heard of a Fiesta Belmont 🤔

[PhilA]

4 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

UK or USA ....

Astra Belmont ✔️ 

Fiesta Belmont .... show us some pictures , Google says no ...

Tongue firmly planted in cheek.

[twosmoke300]

Top tip - don’t challenge someone to a game of “ Roxanne” when they have a can of fosters and you have half a litre of strong JD n coke 😂

[mitsisigma01]

Roxanne ... never heard of it 🤔

[twosmoke300]

Either two people or a two team game . Play the song Roxanne . One drinks on Roxanne and one drinks on red light .

If anyone drinks on the “R” when he doesn’t actually say Roxanne then they have to down the pint 

 

A bit like the And n The game where you put the news on and one drinks on and and one on the .