What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[dozeydustman]

33 minutes ago, Fumbler said:

Viz Profanisaurus would be a brilliant accompaniment to that map!

I’ve got one somewhere. Few years old now

[hairnet]

bangers and cash

nice pilgrim cobra

he wanted 11.5k for it

had a pinto in it :D

someone bid 8 for it and they said no - he passed and someone else bid him 10

which they accepted

new fella will now be putting a v8 in it - as it fkin should be - isnt that whole point

[omegod]

The child in me is entertained by the absolute toxicity that is emanating from my body, I think I had a dodgy chicken leg last night. If the bods from Porton Down are knocking on my door in the morning I will not be at all surprised. Family have retired to bed for safety reasons and I swear the fake Christmas tree wilted at the last emission, I actually made myself gag  it's that bad  

[PhilA]

Neighbor brought some satsumas for us, which was nice of him.

They're still attached to several large chunks of tree.

Got child #2 a basketball goal because she wants to play. Cost $0, someone was throwing it away. Cleaned up well enough. If she doesn't want to play then it'll recycle to someone else.

 

Hairy reindeer.

 

Phil

 

[hairnet]

6 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Quality.

carry on girls is on now and aprt from the train that bresslaw gets on - which nerds on here will know just by the door

robin askwith got out of a bnrand new mk1 escort estate :D

 

[hairnet]

2 minutes ago, PhilA said:

Neighbor brought some satsumas for us, which was nice of him.

They're still attached to several large chunks of tree.

Got child #2 a basketball goal because she wants to play. Cost $0, someone was throwing it away. Cleaned up well enough. If she doesn't want to play then it'll recycle to someone else.

 

Hairy reindeer.

 

Phil

 

so dug helped with car and then you did that

doesnt look impressed :D

 

[DeeJay]

Made me chuckle.

[hairnet]

run to the chippy turned into fail

ended up at tesco for sandwiches

cool salop hoon tho

happy cos i get to do it in the spring on the bike also

hairdresser gets a shift on when it needs to haha

 

[hairnet]

15 hours ago, omegod said:

The child in me is entertained by the absolute toxicity that is emanating from my body, I think I had a dodgy chicken leg last night. If the bods from Porton Down are knocking on my door in the morning I will not be at all surprised. Family have retired to bed for safety reasons and I swear the fake Christmas tree wilted at the last emission, I actually made myself gag  it's that bad  

plate of scouse again?

 

[Andyrew]

Disco headliner was pretty shagged And with it out whilst i re seal the sunroofs it was time for a retrim.

Grim

 

Sexy.

[somewhatfoolish]

Burberry chav trim kit? Interesting. Must have been murder getting the lines all straight, well done.

[LightBulbFun]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/oldukpolicecars/permalink/2860697587547538

this was a fun read

I wonder what other cases there are like this? (I know its not the only one as I remember hearing on one of those police camera action type TV shows of a similar event of a police man taking a vintage police car to a show only to find out he is the only unit nearby to an incident so off he went in it to attend the incident in the vintage police car!)

can you imagine a reverse of that well known Stolen Moggie minor video where a Police Minor stops a Stolen Modern BMW? LOL

[Dick Cheeseburger]

6 minutes ago, LightBulbFun said:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/oldukpolicecars/permalink/2860697587547538

this was a fun read

I wonder what other cases there are like this? (I know its not the only one as I remember hearing on one of those police camera action type TV shows of a similar event of a police man taking a vintage police car to a show only to find out he is the only unit nearby to an incident so off he went in it to attend the incident!)

Bizarrely, I'd just been reading that on social media myself! First I'd heard of it, and brilliant story! Imagine rolling the Shitfera, whacking your head, climbing out and being greeting by a pc in 80s police attire, stood next to a liveried SD1?! Amazing! 

 

[hairnet]

ROFL

Made I latf

[beko1987]

13 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Bizarrely, I'd just been reading that on social media myself! First I'd heard of it, and brilliant story! Imagine rolling the Shitfera, whacking your head, climbing out and being greeting by a pc in 80s police attire, stood next to a liveried SD1?! Amazing! 

 

Ha, small world! Known Ryan for years through vacuums, he has a few wicked stories like that! 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

Ha, small world! Known Ryan for years through vacuums, he has a few wicked stories like that! 

I'd have paid money to have seen the face of the Zafira driver as they tried to comprehend what was in front of them. Proper WTF moment! It would be interesting to hear more of your mate's stories. 

[Tamworthbay]

[EssDeeWon]

[dozeydustman]

[Andyrew]

What a ballache to get back in that was!

[clayts450]

On 12/25/2020 at 6:46 PM, dozeydustman said:

I’ve got one somewhere. Few years old now

You need Roger Mellie's War and Piss. My sis bought it for me a couple of years back - it is essential lavatory reading material. I'm only up to F.

[clayts450]

On 12/25/2020 at 6:09 PM, dozeydustman said:

Present from the wife today.

This will prove hours of fun for someone as puerile as me

Is Twatt on it ?

[dozeydustman]

1 hour ago, clayts450 said:

Is Twatt on it ?

There are several Twatts

[hairnet]

apparently theres no sign on orkney as people kept nicking it

at the little junction theres only a sign for birsay

[cobblers]

The business centre is deserted so I've got the big stereo on with two 15" subs and 1.2KW rattling the whole unit blasting out late 90's speed garage.

The roads were deserted this morning so I had a good run in achieving 85mph VMAX in the boxer for most of the journey. Costa cheese and ham toasties were BOGOF so I'm well fed and now I've got a few days clear run at working on the camper without much to get in my way. Fucking lovely stuff, honestly I'm happy as a pig in shit

[Tickman]

1 hour ago, cobblers said:

The business centre is deserted so I've got the big stereo on with two 15" subs and 1.2KW rattling the whole unit blasting out late 90's speed garage.

The roads were deserted this morning so I had a good run in achieving 85mph VMAX in the boxer for most of the journey. Costa cheese and ham toasties were BOGOF so I'm well fed and now I've got a few days clear run at working on the camper without much to get in my way. Fucking lovely stuff, honestly I'm happy as a pig in shit

This also makes me grin as it means there should be another update on the camper build.

[burraston2006]

On 12/25/2020 at 6:09 PM, dozeydustman said:

Present from the wife today.

This will prove hours of fun for someone as puerile as me

My mum bought me acopy as well. Said I could go on a road trip with father B in the summer! 

[barmatt]

23 hours ago, Andyrew said:

What a ballache to get back in that was!

Well done for getting it back in.

I've done a couple of those in the past and it can be a massive ballache but rewarding. I opted for the easy way to recover them by cleaning off all the old material, glue and shit, then spray painting them charcoal grey. 

[dozeydustman]

2 hours ago, burraston2006 said:

My mum bought me acopy as well. Said I could go on a road trip with father B in the summer! 

Autoshite tour of UK places with rude names 2021?

I live near Cocking, Balls Cross and Manhood

[BorniteIdentity]

 

SO bad it made me belly laugh.