What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[bub2006]

The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.

That procedure isn't very nice at all. They said do you want to look at the screen while it goes in? No fucking thank you very much.

[strangeangel]

That procedure isn't very nice at all. They said do you want to look at the screen while it goes in? No fucking thank you very much.

 

LOLZ. I politely refused that offer too, strangely enough.

[Sheefag]

What do you have to do, to make a Doctor or Nurse that angry, like?

[brandersnatch]

The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.

That’s a horrible procedure. I felt violated.

Glad you’re not carking it.

 

 

One’s too many, ten’s not enough!

[hairnet]

car insurance is due soon

 

getting quotes for more than paying now (400+) dont ask

 

went digging for ladies only insurance cos fk it i dont use the car much and the old git *might do 3k a year

 

miles been getting lower from that last 3 years last years 1700

 

found a site called bymiles - x amount charged for it being sat and then x amount a mile which they give a black box out for

 

its run by axa so no problem there

 

for the c4 merde of doom 217 for being sat and 4.6 p a mile

 

changed it to a C1 thinking of getting and 161 and 3p a mile

 

changed it to sandero we found cheap and it was same as C1

 

quote me happy can fuck right off

 

from being annoyed about car costing ££££ now happy as can now keep on looking and utimately speaking to the man with the sandero

[hairnet]

can i just say unlike for the hospital procedures

 

id chop it off if there was anything wrong (might as well as it gets no use anyway *cough )

[bub2006]

can i just say unlike for the hospital procedures

 

id chop it off if there was anything wrong (might as well as it gets no use anyway *cough )

Go ask for it done. Just for shits and giggles. It's great* fun

[hairnet]

have heard people describing it and just. no.

 

even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??)

[Tamworthbay]

Here's another walloper stopped by the polis (and yes, it did have a MOT).

 

 

 

 

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We’re not McLovin’ this! A Vauxhall Nova 31years old stopped in Stoke. The driver’s seat wasn’t attached to the car, it was like driving a rowing machine. Needless to say vehicle was prohibited and the driver reported to court. 5453.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10:00 AM - 23 Feb 2019

A guy on the Pug205 owners page has just bought a gti ‘replica’ where the seats have been put in with woodscrews. I wonder how the rest of the ‘conversion’ was carried out?

 

 

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[somewhatfoolish]

According to my Mrs I "sneeze camply"

 

Well there you go.

 

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Gesundheit.

[bub2006]

have heard people describing it and just. no.

 

even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??)

Terrible Terrible things

[108]

The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.

Result.

 

 

 

 

Carry on.

 

Edit: delighted it was good news.

[SiC]

Just watched the latest episode of Grand Tour - the one with the classic Italian cars. Really enjoyed it.

 

So far this season is way better than the previous seasons. Only watched a couple of them before getting bored of them.

 

I want a Alfa GTV V6 now. Can't afford one though.

[busmansholiday]

The camera so ignominiously thrust up my jap's eye this morning has revealed that I'm probably not going to cark it after all.

That's good news.

 

When I had that honour I actually watched the video screen as they did it, facinating, but working in the health side of H&S that's what you expect.

 

Interesting thing was talking to doc at time and asking if it was the same camera they shoved down your throat. Yes he said, we call that topping and tailing. Don't worry he continued, we put it down your throat first before sticking it up your jacksie. We do clean them he added....

[fordperv]

Is the buttery biscuit base in the Craig David 7 days video

 

[hairnet]

According to my Mrs I "sneeze camply"

Well there you go.

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So a vango pops up??

[Ghosty]

Booking the 850 in for its MOT, the fella on the phone was a bit confused, the plate is L110EPJ, for some reason despite me reading it out exactly as is, the guy read it as LI 10 EPJ (impossible as i is not a permitted character), amongst other wrong things. Eventually he clocked it was old prefix format and asked 'is it a private plate?' 

I responded 'nah, just an old car' and he finally clocked. 

 

Made me laugh, I didn't realise how old hat prefix plates were now - I'm 23 and still consider them perfectly normal...

[New POD]

 

 

even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??)

My female doctor wasn't amused when I blurted out "fuck me, now I see why homosexuals like what they like"

 

I felt violated.

[STUNO]

Two grins today, from the latest NZ Classic car.

!st from the letters section..  from somebody who drove UK to NZ via Europe, Middle East, Asia and Australia 50 years ago driving a 1964 Vauxhall PB Cresta with 5 aboard. And towing a Caravan !

Next from an article about a lady's S type Chrysler Valiant..Darcy, a friend of Cecelia's father had a Mercedes fitted with a monster 630 HP Zeppelin engine and he used to call out to the farm in this car. The car not only had a physical presence, but it's passage on the roads was also unlikely to go unnoticed.   And later, I loved riding in the Bentley (1930's drophead) especially downhill at night and watching the reaction from people following in more modern cars to the sheets of flame from the Bentley's exhaust.

 

I hope the Mercedes is tucked away somewhere !

[Aston Martin]

Assuming this is Gordon Burns. Him whinging about Alan Partridge seems apt.

 

 

Speaking of, the episode was fantastic.

[Aston Martin]

That procedure isn't very nice at all. They said do you want to look at the screen while it goes in? No fucking thank you very much.

You'd make a fortune selling that video.

[5speedracer]

Assuming this is Gordon Burns. Him whinging about Alan Partridge seems apt.

 

 

Speaking of, the episode was fantastic.

Overhyped and not very amusing.

 

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[bramz7]

Ah damn, I'd been looking forward to the show as well. More or less have I'm Alan Partridge and Knowing Me, Knowing You on repeat on Netflix.

 

Alpha Papa wasn't that great though. And they 'killed off' Micheal so....

 

 

My grin is that I'm collecting a car today.

 

 

-Edit, Alan Partridge doesn't suit no canned laughter. Peculiar but it's like those feature length episodes of OFAH without it that feel unfamiliar

[Aston Martin]

Overhyped and not very amusing.

 

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5 or 6 lines stood out. But I enjoyed all of it.

 

 

I've never seen Mid Morning Matters or Scissored Isle.

[bramz7]

Just watched it, actually not bad. It's very much Partridge.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

I want a Alfa GTV V6 now. Can't afford one though.

 

And you have no faith in a BGT!!!! Welcome to the world of Italian electrics and inboard disc brakes - you'll love* it. 

they are a bloody hoot to drive though - and the exhaust note…. seriously trouser tenting. I adored mine - lavished it with care and even had it all welded up - inner wings etc.... stolen and wrapped around a tree just outside Rattingen   - cunts

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Worzel_Gummidge lost animated film. - has me on YouTube. Classic - big smiles. Have to show munchkin………

[Snipes]

Ah damn, I'd been looking forward to the show as well. More or less have I'm Alan Partridge and Knowing Me, Knowing You on repeat on Netflix.

 

Alpha Papa wasn't that great though. And they 'killed off' Micheal so....

 

 

My grin is that I'm collecting a car today.

 

 

-Edit, Alan Partridge doesn't suit no canned laughter. Peculiar but it's like those feature length episodes of OFAH without it that feel unfamiliar

No I didn't like AP either.

[Cavcraft]

This must be the first time I've ever been drinking on a train not supping 1.95 litres of vodka mixed with coke in a 2 litre coke bottle to disguise it.

[Datsuncog]

Yaaaaaaas.

 

 

 

Finally - a complete run of Britain's Smallest, Dullest Motoring Mag is within my grasp.

 

Only took me 25 years to complete.

 

It's worse than Panini stickers.