What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[fordperv]

Is the buttery biscuit base in the Craig David 7 days video

 

[hairnet]

According to my Mrs I "sneeze camply"

Well there you go.

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So a vango pops up??

[Ghosty]

Booking the 850 in for its MOT, the fella on the phone was a bit confused, the plate is L110EPJ, for some reason despite me reading it out exactly as is, the guy read it as LI 10 EPJ (impossible as i is not a permitted character), amongst other wrong things. Eventually he clocked it was old prefix format and asked 'is it a private plate?' 

I responded 'nah, just an old car' and he finally clocked. 

 

Made me laugh, I didn't realise how old hat prefix plates were now - I'm 23 and still consider them perfectly normal...

[New POD]

 

 

even prostate (you wanna do what with your finger??)

My female doctor wasn't amused when I blurted out "fuck me, now I see why homosexuals like what they like"

 

I felt violated.

[STUNO]

Two grins today, from the latest NZ Classic car.

!st from the letters section..  from somebody who drove UK to NZ via Europe, Middle East, Asia and Australia 50 years ago driving a 1964 Vauxhall PB Cresta with 5 aboard. And towing a Caravan !

Next from an article about a lady's S type Chrysler Valiant..Darcy, a friend of Cecelia's father had a Mercedes fitted with a monster 630 HP Zeppelin engine and he used to call out to the farm in this car. The car not only had a physical presence, but it's passage on the roads was also unlikely to go unnoticed.   And later, I loved riding in the Bentley (1930's drophead) especially downhill at night and watching the reaction from people following in more modern cars to the sheets of flame from the Bentley's exhaust.

 

I hope the Mercedes is tucked away somewhere !

[Aston Martin]

Assuming this is Gordon Burns. Him whinging about Alan Partridge seems apt.

 

 

Speaking of, the episode was fantastic.

[Aston Martin]

That procedure isn't very nice at all. They said do you want to look at the screen while it goes in? No fucking thank you very much.

You'd make a fortune selling that video.

[5speedracer]

Assuming this is Gordon Burns. Him whinging about Alan Partridge seems apt.

 

 

Speaking of, the episode was fantastic.

Overhyped and not very amusing.

 

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[bramz7]

Ah damn, I'd been looking forward to the show as well. More or less have I'm Alan Partridge and Knowing Me, Knowing You on repeat on Netflix.

 

Alpha Papa wasn't that great though. And they 'killed off' Micheal so....

 

 

My grin is that I'm collecting a car today.

 

 

-Edit, Alan Partridge doesn't suit no canned laughter. Peculiar but it's like those feature length episodes of OFAH without it that feel unfamiliar

[Aston Martin]

Overhyped and not very amusing.

 

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5 or 6 lines stood out. But I enjoyed all of it.

 

 

I've never seen Mid Morning Matters or Scissored Isle.

[bramz7]

Just watched it, actually not bad. It's very much Partridge.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

I want a Alfa GTV V6 now. Can't afford one though.

 

And you have no faith in a BGT!!!! Welcome to the world of Italian electrics and inboard disc brakes - you'll love* it. 

they are a bloody hoot to drive though - and the exhaust note…. seriously trouser tenting. I adored mine - lavished it with care and even had it all welded up - inner wings etc.... stolen and wrapped around a tree just outside Rattingen   - cunts

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Worzel_Gummidge lost animated film. - has me on YouTube. Classic - big smiles. Have to show munchkin………

[Snipes]

Ah damn, I'd been looking forward to the show as well. More or less have I'm Alan Partridge and Knowing Me, Knowing You on repeat on Netflix.

 

Alpha Papa wasn't that great though. And they 'killed off' Micheal so....

 

 

My grin is that I'm collecting a car today.

 

 

-Edit, Alan Partridge doesn't suit no canned laughter. Peculiar but it's like those feature length episodes of OFAH without it that feel unfamiliar

No I didn't like AP either.

[Cavcraft]

This must be the first time I've ever been drinking on a train not supping 1.95 litres of vodka mixed with coke in a 2 litre coke bottle to disguise it.

[Datsuncog]

Yaaaaaaas.

 

 

 

Finally - a complete run of Britain's Smallest, Dullest Motoring Mag is within my grasp.

 

Only took me 25 years to complete.

 

It's worse than Panini stickers.

[Jim Bell]

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Depending on if warranted - 'The Driver IS' - or 'HAS' needs sorting on that

[JeeExEll]

This must be the first time I've ever been drinking on a train not supping 1.95 litres of vodka mixed with coke in a 2 litre coke bottle to disguise it.

Straight vod in a mineral water bottle?

[anonymous user]

Straight vod in a mineral water bottle?

Vodka Martini on the Orient Express?

[eddyramrod]

Today I've been out on my freebie bike!  Only the second time in a week - I had a little go round my local streets the other day to test my confidence.   Today I rode into town, on back streets for quietness, and may well again tomorrow if the weather is as nice.  Not bad for a bike that hasn't seen the road for 18 months or more, since I dragged it out of a back alley.  As for me, well I was a bit wobbly and when I got home I was shattered, but I'm pleased with myself for doing it at all.

[mrbenn]

Good work, Eddy! It'll only get easier!

[paulplom]

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My mate has just sent me that. Not sure wether it's a piss take or a compliment!

 

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[hairnet]

Straight vod in a mineral water bottle?

you can take the man outta chester

[tommytwo]

Reading all these grins on here reminded me of something that happened some time ago now.  The company where I was working was going through much change that we were finding very stressful. So plenty of people signed off sick and soon we were down to half strength in the workshop. The company hired two medical professionals to give every employee a medical examination. So two of us get called to the sick bay, get a full physical, and then get passed on to a nurse for further tests. One of the tests was for lung function. My friend John was always  a joker but this time, he went much further than I would have done. He went first on the lung test but this was not good enough for the nurse, who grabbed the tube from him and said, "NO. Not like that. You do it like this" and she demonstrated how to do it. John pipes up and says " You wouldn't be any good for a blow job" I was shocked and also the nurse, who seemed to rock back on her feet. But quick as a flash, she recovered and replied, "I haven't had any complaints" We all were laughing so hard that that part of the examination was never completed.

 

Looking back now on my working life, I have had the privilege of working with some great people.

[wuvvum]

Worzel_Gummidge lost animated film. - has me on YouTube. Classic - big smiles. Have to show munchkin………

When my parents were first married they lived over the road from John Pertwee.  True story.

[kinkersaab]

[loserone]

Twice on the same page!

[kinkersaab]

Bugger sorry chaps...was on my phone and didn't bother scrolling back.

[fordperv]