How much shite is too much shite? Starting Something

[juular]

10 hours ago, Saabnut said:

would you like it juular?

Yes please! I can see this coming in handy on any future Amazon endeavours.

Loving the work on the red estate. I'm very happy to see this get saved. We should do a reunion of both cars - although this time yours might be back on the road quicker than mine! I have to take the head off to see what's happening with a dodgy valve.

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, juular said:

I have to take the head off to see what's happening with a dodgy valve.

campbell been driving it @cms206 

[Saabnut]

After a few days of catching up with paperwork, attending teams meetings and sorting flights and hotels for the next trip, I headed outside to do some car stuff. After 3 FTS (Failed to Start) I started to question some of my life choices  . First the Disco decided it did not want to start. Since the rebuild, I screwed up something in the ignition wiring so the key in the ignition beep works wrong and the heater plugs fail to work. Being a TDi this has not really been a problem until the -3C temperature this morning. A set of jump leads, some ether and my 9-3 on the other end of the jump leads soon had it running.

Next was the ever dependable AX with the 1.5D lump. Today, the glowplug relay died so again no start with minus temps. Decided this one could wait so left it for now (anyone know where the relay lives on these?).

So, into the shed where the red Royce decided it did not want to start either. First, I suspected the fuel supply, as the gauge does not work, the seal on the tank filler is rubbish and as a result evaporation can be a problem. Off to the local* filling station for 20 litres and put it in the tank. Still no start. Took off the dizzy cap and removed the rotor arm, no sign of sparks. Found some wet and dry, cleaned the points and checked by flicking the points open with a screwdriver and good spark so put the rotor arm back in and the cap on. Still no start!

Suspecting the Autovac unit (vacuum operated fuel pump) I stripped that and found all OK and fuel in it. Suspecting a blockage in the fuel line, I removed the pipe into the carb, plenty of fuel but the pipe developed a pinhole so had to trim that back. Tried again, still no start. Back off with the cap and rotor arm, flick the points, good spark. Decided to turn it over whilst watching and only one spark. WTF?  I could see nothing wrong, but set the points on the distributor cam lobe to check the gap, though I knew it would be fine as it was running fine when put away a few weeks ago. Except it wasn't. The gap should be 15 thou (0.015 inch) but was nearly 0.25 inch. Aaah. Of course, by now it was dark, and my BA spanners I need to reset the points are in the little used toolbox in the dark corner. Choice was to go in to the house for the torch I forgot to take with me as it was charging, or turn everything off and open a bottle of red.

Settling down with a glass of red (easy choice was made!) I started looking at cheap shite for sale, confident that I would not buy anything, not least due to a lack of time before going away, especially as I am going to the classic auction at Errol for a day out Saturday. We all know what is coming next, don't we! Yep, a collection mission is now on for Sunday, so good job it is a non driving project so Disco and trailer required.

If it stopped there, it would be bad enough, but........ Just after I had done the deed, my mate and fellow shite fettler Malc called. The upshot of a coversation mixed with red (turns out Malc was finishing a bottle of red as well, he has good taste) is we have agreed a deal. He is going to have one of my Saabs that is sitting in the one day queue, and I am getting one of his projects renowned for rust and electrical problems. WCPGW? At least he lives locally so will pop in by and have a look tomorrow.

[Saabnut]

Pleasant day spent at the auction, bought nowt, bid on a few and the shite selection was better than for a while.

So, two days left at home before heading back to Norway, so what better way to spend one of them than a kolleckshun. The target vehicle is 250 miles away and of course is not driveable, no point in making these things easy! So got back from the auction, hitched the trailer to the Disco and swapped the trailer number plate. Lights were checked, tie down straps thrown in, then a charged battery put in the back for the winch. Finally, the remore control for the winch, and to be on the safe side, I have also put in the winch wander lead as a back up. Alarm set and tomorrow the fun starts......

[High Jetter]

Dis gonna be good...

[Saabnut]

For a change it is not actually raining, but it is looking very grey!

PC = 1

Breakfast:

[Saabnut]

Today’s transportation 

sun is out but it is also raining 

 

[brownnova]

Whatever you’ve bought it’s likely to be interesting… 

Im hoping for a Saab 95 V4 estate…

[grogee]

Fare thee well, brave traveller. 

Rust and electrical issues. Sounds British or maybe old French. Or Italian. 

Please let it be a talking dash Maestro... 

[Cavcraft]

Good luck and safe travels.

[eddyramrod]

[hairnet]

is it another disco?

please let it be scandi

[Saabnut]

Well, that didn't go to plan - the perils of kolleckshunning on your todd. Left home with a full tank of diesel so the next stop was at the destination. Access was very tight, so I had to block two roads with the Disco and trailer, so loading and strapping was done in a rush, not even time for tea! As a result, the next (potatocam) pic was on the way home

So what fine* piece of chod is it? These pictures were at Coldstream where on the way down I spotted the cheapest fuel I have seen for ages at 141 for petrol and 151 for diesel. Bonus AS points as the signs say it is a Great Wall dealership

Will have a proper look tomorrow, but I will drop it with my Citroen fondler for the new clutch cable to be fitted!

[Rust Collector]

It blows my mind that this car has travelled the length of the country since being pulled out of its slumber in that carpark in brighton.

Well bought, I’m pleased to see that the car has gone to another good home on the forum.

[Saabnut]

I dropped off the Xantia at my Shitroen Fondler and it should be ready when I return. When I left, and as allured to above, the Xantia was going to a new owner, one of my Saabs was leaving and an addition was being made in exchange for the Saab. Despite being away from home and the world of work going mad, the collection count is now three higher than when I left. Firstly the Xantia is staying, the prospective new owner succumbed to something more modern and boring (a turbo diesel Fiat) and I am very happy about that. It means I will have a spare car again, and it looks like it will immediately be required as my neighbour has just had total clutch failure on his 3 year old, 20k mile Toyota Landcruiser! I offered him the use of one of my 4x4s but he declined as he is in his mid 70s and has never driven an automatic! He can borrow the Xantia for shopping runs when I get home.

Next, Malc dropped me a mail saying common sense* has prevailed and he has too many projects so was going to change his mind on having the Saab. This made me happy as I really did not want to part with the Saab, but sad I was not going to be getting his project. Malc then went on to say that the project could be available for cash, a very reasonable price was agreed and I did a bank transfer before he could change his mind  . As a result, since I left home two vehicles are now not leaving and an additional one is arriving. That went well*. The new project is a make I have only had one of, and that one was a non running major project that was too much work for me so got sold on PDQ.  It has sat in a corner of Malcs shed for many years after a an FTS just after he got it. Hoping to collect it mid next week if I can escape this boat as planned.

Talking of work, that is going great*. As I have mentioned, I plan on retiring at the end of Feb when my ticket expires as I have had enough and all my old bosses (who have become friends) have retired. Whilst the new bosses are nice enough, it is not the same, and I suspect that there is a bit of tolleration rather than acceptance as the new bosses inherited me and had no say in my hiring which is understandable and they have not seen first hand what I can bring to the party. A few days, I was going through some of the multibeam echosounder images we have produced (not strictly part of my job, but because I am like that) and spotted what I thought was a potential problem. I requested some further scans by the boat which appeared to confirm my suspicions so I sent a copy to the beach with my theory. Oh dear.

Because I am the only offshore construction representative on this boat (they were short staffed and experience told me I could handle it fine) I have been working extended hours. Since I flung the shite at the fan, ny hours have been get up at 0530 CET (0430 GMT) start work by 0550 and work through to about 2230 CET. This is a long day  and not allowed by legislation, but you do what you need to do to get the job done. In addition, the meeting room is 5 decks below my office, and the canteen is another deck down. We have at least 3 meetings a day, plus 3 meals a day  so I am averaging 45 to 50 flights of stairs a day. The result is I am fairly knackered as I am too old for this shite.

Whilst on a port call a couple of days ago, my boss and his boss came to visit to look through all the data to basically see if I was right or talking out of my backside. What I did not know was one of the other reps who I have worked alongside occasionally for the last couple of years who is nice socially and a PITA to work with, saw this as an opportunity to get his contract (currently expiring in May 24) extended and had been showing my bosses how all this was my fault, I had not been doing my job properly etc etc and how he could take it over and do much better. I tthink he had had some success as when the bosses arrived, their attitude was distinctly chilly towards me, fortunately I cared not.

After a few hours talking and looking at the data as I had, they came to the conclusion I was right and they do indeed have a problem. This problem is going to require further vessels and will cost many, many millions to fix. By the end of their visit, we had a very warm and good relationship, and they went to great lengths to thank me for spotting the problem and highlighting it to them.

This post has taken me three days to put together, I keep falling asleep in the evenings whilst typing it. What has spurred me on to finish it this morning, is I just heard the other rep who was trying to stab me in the back was called into a meeting yesterday and was told his contract was terminating on the 20th December as his services are no longer required!  

Karma is a thing!

[Spottedlaurel]

Well done for sticking to your principles and trusting your experience. Just hope they don't throw even more work at you and want you to stay beyond your planned retirement date....

[Tickman]

2 hours ago, Saabnut said:

Karma is a thing!

Amen to that 

[beko1987]

Smug mode engaged 😂

Might your services require an emergency contract extension at many £££ to sort? 

When my stepdad got 'let go' and retired early from his job (one of the directors wanted his son to have my stepdad role) he got a very good payout, and had 30 hours of support over the next 6 months in his contract. 

6 months in (as the 6 months expired so he got to dictate some nice terms) new_boy had fucked up so badly Keith was back at work for 4 months at home and in the office which was interesting as his Zoe couldn't do the trip without range anxiety so he got the train) fixing, rebuilding and finishing it all off and was compensated very well for it, and being retired now Mum said he had a massive go at them! 

Co-incidentally they can afford a new kitchen next year, and good on them 😂 I don't think the boss's son has that role anymore either

[hairnet]

On 19/11/2023 at 21:21, Rust Collector said:

It blows my mind that this car has travelled the length of the country since being pulled out of its slumber in that carpark in brighton.

two.

 

[Saabnut]

Well, that did not go to plan.  On the day I was due to go home, my bosses called me and asked me to go direct to another inspection and construction vessel to investigate the problem I had found. The weather has been poor so progress has been slow, and yesterday we gave up for this year as people had a strange desire to be home for Christmas, so late last night I got home, my 7-10 day trip lasting for 30 days!

My track to the house suffered damage in the last storms, so my postie has been delivering my post to a neighbour being the good guy he is, and of course they are out today so that is making my secret santa plans difficult!  Safe to say somebody will be getting a late Christmas gift! But they will get it.

So today I went buy to have a look at the latest project. Quite a rare car and a non runner. Lets see if anybody can work it out.

[cort1977]

Look forward to hearing about your trip, karma is amusing.

Mystery car is puzzling, wanted to say Renault Fuego but not that.  Clues...?

[Saabnut]

Not Renault

That is not much help I know, so have this

[SiC]

E3 type approval says the lights were certified in Italy, so possibly an Italian car?

[SiC]

Lancia Beta?

[Saabnut]

Nothing takes long on here!

The car comes with a huge history file, a genuine low mileage and most rarely for one of these, zero rust! Underneath is as good as the top

[Popsicle]

[Surface Rust]

2 hours ago, Saabnut said:

Not Renault

That is not much help I know, so have this

Actually the fuel filler was a good clue as it has the Lancia shield emblem around the lock!

Lovely looking car, but please replace the illegally spaced NI plate!

[High Jetter]

7 hours ago, Saabnut said:

most rarely for one of these, zero rust!

Does not compute, rust was usually fitted at the factory! Nice buy, though.

Edited December 21, 2023 by High Jetter
Omitted the word 'not', FFS!

[hairnet]

thats nuts

the dash is very busy innit

[Six-cylinder]

HPE, Just Wow!