For Sale FX4 Fairway Taxi – £300

[hairnet]

Gr8 for making fake   Fake Taxi  films  

Slarti asked me to ask you 

 

You're not Victoria summers in disguise are you??

[purplebargeken]

A blue AX and a Golf!!!

[purplebargeken]

Stop picking on me you cunts*

[TataBobu]

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?

[purplebargeken]

otherwise I will pm you all AX and Golf pics for a long, long period of time.

[warren t claim]

Honestly, take it from someone who's owned and driven these for a living and give them a massive swerve. The only thing worse than a Fairway is a Metrocab.

[Volksy]

Even more autoshite reason to buy one then!

[wuvvum]

I quite enjoyed my Metrocabs.

[Cavcraft]

Slarti asked me to ask you 

 

You're not Victoria summers in disguise are you??

 

Hairnet asked me to ask you

 

You're not Ann Summers in disguise are you??

[hairnet]

Hairnet asked me to ask you

 

You're not Ann Summers in disguise are you??

you didnt google victoria then did you

 

but at your age best you dont

[Felly Magic]

Don't these have a driving position that would make your wallet contents be emptied in the direction of a chiropractor every month?

[purplebargeken]

Mine was fine and my back is more fucked than Uber.

[warren t claim]

I've never owned a vehicle more prone to rust and electrical problems and that's coming from a former Alfasud owner.

[purplebargeken]

^^ When was the last time you owned a Triumph?

[Ghosty]

Fairway, is it green?

I'll give you fore pounds.

[brandersnatch]

Fairway, is it green?

I'll give you fore pounds.

Top work

 

 

One's too many, ten's not enough!

[jollyfkr2]

I quite enjoyed my Metrocabs.

 

Yep, mine was terrific

[MikeR]

an idea to help it sell ,quietly hide it in some lost Welsh farm just in case  it could happen ?

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Rule No.1 of cheap cars:

 

What will it break to?

 

13 year old Mondeo: Fuck all. Flush £300 down bog.

 

Old FX4 taxi: Rather more than 300 sovs I'll wager.

[Tamworthbay]

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?

It's Sam Glover! You stand a good chance.....

[Sam Glover]

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?

 

 

That's an interesting question (the first one, not the second).

 

Delivery to Romania would be free of charge if you could find me a decent Dacia 1320 or 1325 to bring back...

[beko1987]

That's an interesting question (the first one, not the second).

 

Delivery to Romania would be free of charge if you could find me a decent Dacia 1320 or 1325 to bring back...

This has to happen now! You can't put an offer like that on the table and nothing happens!

[Tamworthbay]

I eagerly await the next practical classics........

[Felly Magic]

Mine was fine and my back is more fucked than Uber.

It isn't looking good for them, they've already been booted from a few countries, and the UK is the next to tell em to FRO. Soon to be lots of cheap repo'd Piouses hitting the market, as drivers won't be able to keep up on the finance

[DeeJay]

Cheeky offer here: how much delivered to Romania? Would you p/x for a shagged white Cielo?

I don't think there are enough digits on the meter.

[DeeJay]

Why are these so slow?

[Lankytim]

I actually had a dream I'd bought one of these the other day. Don't think I have enough balls to actually do it though. Would these be veg friendly?

[Cavcraft]

Yes, but it can be over-done. Tried too much (i.e pretty much all veg) and it made mine bog down. 

[eddyramrod]

Why are these so slow?

I suspect they're geared down for acceleration, because in a city environment (their home turf) not even a white Transit can keep up.

[SiC]

I suspect they're geared down for ramming other vehicles out of the way, because in a city environment (their home turf) not even a white Transit can survive.

FTFY