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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/INT-HARVESTER-BLUE_W0QQitemZ230308116894

 

 

Looks straight enough at 50 notes:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-TALBOT-SAMBA-GL_W0QQitemZ250326596345

 

 

Sleeper potential...

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MAzda-323-GLX-1987-1-6-Turbo-Unique-retro-car_W0QQitemZ330286820017

 

 

Save from the scene:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-VOLKSWAGEN-SANTANA-LX-BLUE_W0QQitemZ290275727849

 

 

'nother soiled nappy:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-AUSTIN-MAESTRO-V-PLAS-AUTO-WHITE_W0QQitemZ330286613613

 

 

Pg480 etc...

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http://motors.shop.ebay.co.uk/items/Cars__480_W0QQManufacturer946977f1ZVolvo4effeacQQ_catrefZ1QQ_dmptZAutomobilesQ5fUKQQ_flnZ1QQ_mdoZCarsQ2dPartsQ2dVehiclesQQ_sacatZ9801QQ_scZ1QQ_sopZ1QQ_ssovZ1QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em282

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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Friend of mine used to have a gold one of those, he said it had the most heroic turbo lag of anything on God's earth, bloody terrifying, in his words, especially in slightly moist conditions. Mind you, this is the same man who blew up 3 Essex lumps in his Capri in 5 months....as well as 2 gearboxes, and, from memeory, at least one diff.......those were the days.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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...like grandpa's axe: three new handles and two new heads - still grandpa's favourite old axe...

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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APPEALING:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mini-clubman-estate-traveller-spares-repairs-project_W0QQitemZ320318282640

mini clubman estate theres a reg inside W reg for spares or repairs it needs full restoration id say ive been told head and alternater misssing but not sure, rear subframe is in and looks like it would clean up but someones cut through radius arms one front drum missing clocks are under seat no log book presnt but previous owner is beleived to possibly still have it but thats a long shot iam afraid, i dont know that much about it there maybe more parts missing than mentioned sills rotten odd holes and dents roof gutters dented at front from hihab but ive straightened worse ,it may be best for parts i dont know judge yourself will need to be trailered away 150 will be needed through paypal as a deposit to secure the rest in cash on collection ,, i just thought i could deliver for a fee if needed but provisions would have to be in place to aid unloading as it only has 1 wheel on but another could be fitted to the front i quess and i dont think theres any keys so steering lock will be on

Dont think theres one single positive feature about this car!
Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Have we had this yet?

 

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Pog are you looking looking for a roomy five door peugeot powered dizzler ?!?! DO IT!!

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Lancia Delta 1600 HF Turdo:

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It would not take too much to bring this little 1990s motoring cracker back into shape!

Oh yeah?:o

It has the usual areas of corrosion

all over then

and would need some welding under the rear arches.

:? Some?FFS!

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Yeah, not much needed there! That'll not take long!

AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

AXrescuer

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Have we had this yet?

 

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Pog are you looking looking for a roomy five door peugeot powered dizzler ?!?! DO IT!!

It's been pulled!
Mr Average Rank: Austin Maxi

Mr Average

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/mini-clubman-estate-traveller-spares-repairs-project_W0QQitemZ320318282640

mini clubman estate theres a reg inside W reg for spares or repairs it needs full restoration id say ive been told head and alternater misssing but not sure, rear subframe is in and looks like it would clean up but someones cut through radius arms one front drum missing clocks are under seat no log book presnt but previous owner is beleived to possibly still have it but thats a long shot iam afraid, i dont know that much about it there maybe more parts missing than mentioned sills rotten odd holes and dents roof gutters dented at front from hihab but ive straightened worse ,it may be best for parts i dont know judge yourself will need to be trailered away 150 will be needed through paypal as a deposit to secure the rest in cash on collection ,, i just thought i could deliver for a fee if needed but provisions would have to be in place to aid unloading as it only has 1 wheel on but another could be fitted to the front i quess and i dont think theres any keys so steering lock will be on

Dont think theres one single positive feature about this car!
Well, it's Russet brown! :lol:
Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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I actually saw a silver Bitter on the road last week. Most suprised to see one out and about.

 

Check out this honey!

 

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Tasty looking R21 too...

 

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155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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"chasey in good nick" :lol:

"starts & runs rearly well",does that mean it only goes backwards?

Plus,it has the tallest "flat 6" engine I've ever seen :?

carlo Rank: Renault 16

carlo

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This listing needs thedoctor treatment, methinks. I reckon he'd get more for it with his 12 brilliant pictures than this dealer with the miriad of fairly unflattering ones. I've always thought that those listings with hundreds of close-ups actually do more harm than good, showing every liitle imperfection. Sometimes you don't want to show everything!

 

The Bitter's from Martin Buckley isn't it?

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Tasty looking R21 too...

 

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HUBBA HUBBA!
Anglevan Rank: BL Wedge

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I like this, it's very appealing in a Gerry Anderson sort of way

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BITTER-SC-COUPE-3 ... 0319668816

That used to belong to my boss - recognise the reg number. I used to work for a Bitter dealer in the eighties G Eric Hunt LTD in Leeds . And that actual car was run by the MD - he swapped it in 1986 for another one, silver D600KNW (not sure I got the numbers right) but I saw the silver one at the Classic Car show a few years back.

From memory we only sold 3 or 4 and 2 were the bosses !!! the dashboards were held together with lumps of wood but have to say I always liked em

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Sod the credit crunch, get yourself some minimal transport right here :)

 

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8)8)8)8)

 

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ORSUM

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Bitter dealer in the eighties G Eric Hunt LTD in Leeds

This dealers name always made me giggle, if said quickly enough... [/childish]
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I've always wanted to buy a scruffy old Mobylette like this and then fit a reed-valve-and-electronic-ignition engine from a late '90s MBK with a ported barrel, 19mm Dell'orto and an expansion exhaust and go out baiting the 16-year-olds on their Speedfights. It'd have to be one with back suspension though - the prospect of 55mph on a 45kg bike with bicycle tyres and no rear suspension is a scary one.
Torsten2001 Rank: Renault 16

Torsten2001

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^^^what he said, I had one just like that, sold it to a bloke in Bermuda, cracking bike!

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...the prospect of 55mph on a 45kg bike with bicycle tyres and no rear suspension is a scary one.

And a front drum the size of a 10p piece :shock:
Justin Case Rank: Renault 16

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Puch moped

there is no v5 but i do have the hand book and i have the two engine side covers/panels to go with the bike as well

Well, it should be no problem getting it taxed then :wink:
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Allways prefered the grand prix or monza versions of the puch 8) Anyway the escort in the background looks interesting-being a very early mk3 1600 ghia.

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I bet that Sierra V6 is an absolute corker to drive! Looks ace.

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