Furthest away car for sale.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fairlane-1968/254102651858

[Pete-M]

This is 11,835 miles away from my house, which is about as far as it is possible to be.

 

https://www.needacar.co.nz/vehicle/2003-Ford-Falcon/314942

[Jim Bell]

This is 11,835 miles away from my house, which is about as far as it is possible to be.

 

https://www.needacar.co.nz/vehicle/2003-Ford-Falcon/314942

 

 

Is the next sentence.......................................................................... and so I bought it and booked a container?

 

 

gee whizz I hope so.

[cort16]

I CU CHUBBY

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf-motorhome-CHUBBY/362544501698?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[Jim Bell]

I CU CHUBBY

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-cf-motorhome-CHUBBY/362544501698?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

 

 

That MUST be in gold medal position for FURTHEST AWAY!

[egg]

For the love of god...

 

 

Try again

 

 

Oh well done.

 

Has the Apocalypse happened overnight?

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2178864322374027

[egg]

Bloke has lost his job sadly, and it looks like his mojo too...

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/343608826242885

 

[clayts450]

Punto with no MoT for £150. Possible interest. Until I saw the only photo...

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-punto-04/1329058862

[New POD]

This is 11,835 miles away from my house, which is about as far as it is possible to be.

 

https://www.needacar.co.nz/vehicle/2003-Ford-Falcon/314942

It looks very like a generation 6 honda or rover 600?

 

Weird that.

[egg]

Will get better pics soon 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/317885119070028/

 

[egg]

Fuggin amazing.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1563487258.htm/

 

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1218514211646782

 

don’t come along and try and knock the price down because of the scrape or the bumper

 

No v5 as I’m still waiting for it off the dvla

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-F6/303054359062

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2140925675992261/

 

[adw1977]

^ Security camera pic, that's a new one on me! Helpfully datestamped so we can see that it's 5 months old, too.

[aldo135]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201902175016778

 

Long range potato cam

 

Also has a bonus "will mot for an extra 200" thrown in

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/305410400146542/

 

[CortinaDave]

Saw this today and actually laughed out loud

 

[neil1971]

Compared to some of the gems on here, this actually looks quite a reasonable pic, as pics taken from your front door go

 

[Schaefft]

Sometimes Facebook's attempts at making sense of people's utterly shitty ads can be quite hilarious.

[Tamworthbay]

Saw this today and actually laughed out loud

Screenshot_20190222-154044_Facebook.jpg

I think we have a winner, surely there cant be a worse one than this?

[adw1977]

Saw this today and actually laughed out loud

 

Screenshot_20190222-154044_Facebook.jpg

 

That is absolutely quality, and attracted some well deserved mockery in the comments.

 

 

The seller did add some half decent photos later, but still left the original one as the main picture.

[adw1977]

Compared to some of the gems on here, this actually looks quite a reasonable pic, as pics taken from your front door go

 

focus.JPG

 

Although as they apparently think they are selling a F150, have they photographed the right vehicle?

Also, dizel  

[320touring]

Exemplary

[0ldCh0d]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/astra-diesel-/1331670845

[adw1977]

Screen grab of the above in case the ad gets taken down:

 

Quality photo and an inviting house!

[egg]

Smoll or far away?

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1598185534.htm/

 

[rantingYoof]

Not quite far away but the photo and description combination makes this worthy of mention I think...

 

[DVee8]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/331918470853382/

[warninglight]

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