Roffle Peugeot 405 1.9TD - Going Home.

[Craig the Princess]

Funds will be needed to clear first, I won't have paid by tonight's lotto draw (though I'm good for it, honest guv)

[Jim Bell]

Tonight's lottery is supposedly a tripple rollover so why not make it even better since all tickets are spoken for.

 

 

More than half havnt paid, and to be fair, its a bit short notice to expect everyone to be paid up by tonight.

 

Saturday is far more reasonable man.

[brownnova]

Bloody hell!! You take your eye of the roffle thread for a couple of days, thinking I'll dive in near the end. Then it goes mental... And all the tickets go!

 

I'm just too slow!!

[garbaldy]

More than half havnt paid, and to be fair, its a bit short notice to expect everyone to be paid up by tonight.

 

Saturday is far more reasonable man.

Yes you is right crack on and ignore us impatient body's.

[Christine]

Bloody hell!! You take your eye of the roffle thread for a couple of days, thinking I'll dive in near the end. Then it goes mental... And all the tickets go!

 

I'm just too slow!!

Snooze ,you lose

[scaryoldcortina]

Holy shit.

 

Theres litterally so much on offer that its easy to forget a whole car!

 

 

I'm just gutted that I'm not going to win anything.

OK. if I win, I'll bring you a set of grey leather seats from a Volvo 960. They might* need cleaning a bit* but you seem to like stuff like that.

[explosive-cabbage]

Bloody hell!! You take your eye of the roffle thread for a couple of days, thinking I'll dive in near the end. Then it goes mental... And all the tickets go!

 

I'm just too slow!!

 

 

I'm sure the value of the tickets has risen due to current high demand.

 

I'm also sure there is at least one Autoshiter out there who is having second thoughts after I added the prospect of them winning a shonky Samara.

 

I am tempted to sell the ticket bought for me by my brother, to the highest bidder for extra monies. 

This means I can get a few quid for a weekend piss-up, and at the same time avoid winning a rotary-engined chewbacca.

On the other hand, I if I do auction my raffle ticket I miss out on a chance to win that lovely BX; and I'll still be stuck with the Samara.

 

Decisions decisions.

 

If anyone is getting cold feet now is the time to jump ship and sell your ticket at the top of the market.

Now is when we sort out the real Autoshiters:- (those who leave the chances of ball-castration by the wife entirely down to the chances of some Wilson-Wilson in the north-east pulling a numbered shred of paper out of his defunct foundry-worker's hat); from the Face-ache wannabes who are all bants and bullshit, but barf at the idea of winnning a BX with (what the fuck does that word mean) suspension.

[flat4alfa]

Snooze, you avoid disaster

 

EFA

[Ghosty]

Testicles, too slow again. This is what I get for going to the cinema.

[Sealtainn]

I will persist in living dangerously and incurring the wrath of Mrs Seal by continuing to purchase tickets until I win a goddam raffle

[Jim Bell]

OK. if I win, I'll bring you a set of grey leather seats from a Volvo 960. They might* need cleaning a bit* but you seem to like stuff like that.

 

Deal.  I spent about £15 on leather cleaner and cream and paste. Got most of it left and no leather chairs.

[cms206]

I will persist in living dangerously and incurring the wrath of Mrs Seal by continuing to purchase tickets until I win a goddam raffle

 

When this happens I'll PM you WOMAN_CMS's number for Mrs Seal; they can compare notes. I've won three so far and kept use of my bollocks but I can't imagine it'll be fourth time lucky.

[EssDeeWon]

Ive just walked in the room...

 

WTF is going on?

 

You buy a raffle ticket for the 405? but could win something else, like a Colt or an AX?

 

[BorniteIdentity]

Fucking hell.

 

I'm still trying to understand 'The Matrix'.

 

Comprehension of Numberwang would be easier than understanding this raffle.

 

Either way, good luck yo.

[fatharris]

I know, isn't it excellent? If the planets aligned and the lucky ball was chosen repeatedly, seven cars would change hands!

 

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[Inspector Morose]

This is fuggin ace. Even better is when the raffle is one and the possibility of the great car storm happens, I'll be in Glasgow. In a big pink bus. And not returning home for another week. (No, I can't a frame anything back before you ask as I'm already towing a trailer)

 

I can't raffle the bus, sorry.

[cms206]

This is fuggin ace. Even better is when the raffle is one and the possibility of the great car storm happens, I'll be in Glasgow. In a big pink bus. And not returning home for another week. (No, I can't a frame anything back before you ask as I'm already towing a trailer)

 

I can't raffle the bus, sorry.

 

At least I can get a lift back to Brum to pick up the BX!

[Inspector Morose]

Then you can drop me of at Wilson squared to pick up the 405!

[skattrd]

I'll most likely be having a Chinese with a bunch of Shitters in Glenrothes when the roffle happens .... Which means I can potentially give a Scottish prize winner a lift southwards on the Sunday afternoon after I finish drag racing.

[stripped fred]

I am getting married in August. Second time lucky I hope! I think the winning of this roffle is the perfect test to see if my future intended is a true Autoshite partner for the future. I couldn't have devised a better test myself. Wish me luck if I am the unfortunate one...

[Jim Bell]

You might end up with an impressive* wedding car.

[Jim Bell]

Or an impressive Welding car (Samara)

[explosive-cabbage]

This is a massive cloud of 'Oh fuck' just waiting to rain down on us all

[Jim Bell]

Right, to bring us up to date... As I understand it the prize pot is as follows:

 some innocents entered a draw for a 405 Diesel, and could end up with 2 fucked Volvo's..

 

 

 

 

That would serve them right.

[Christine]

It's wilson squared's job to sort it all out, he started this .. It's all his fault.

 

 

The grapevine says £30 scrap for a dead car this week ,and likely have to pay for removal next week. so the winner of said volvo's loses a few quid

[Jim Bell]

[Jim Bell]

 

 

 

"Saturday will be a lovely day.  Nobody has to do anything that they don't want to do and we can all eat well and be merry on Sunday.  Cars and items and friends and meat with two veg."

[DeeJay]

Is that Chewbacca (with a hat on) driving the getaway car?

[cms206]

It's wilson squared's job to sort it all out, he started this .. It's all his fault.

 

 

The grapevine says £30 scrap for a dead car this week ,and likely have to pay for removal next week. so the winner of said volvo's loses a few quid

It will only be an offer... I won't force folk to take them. Or either. I did mean it as a joke but fuck it.

[Christine]

Its a VW  pick up ... look at the zorst fumes !