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88 Colt. LOL ROFFLE (NOW WITH FREE MONEY)

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Adding a car bought for £6.66 to my already disastrous fleet, what could go wrong?!

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Sadly I could have a punt on this now that Mitsubishi have apologised this year for their torture, cruelty and ill treatment of British Prisoners of War used as forced labourers in WW2, my lucky numbers already been taken so I cannot partake, but good luck folks ;)

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Alright then, I'll buy a ticket.  But it's just so I can have the last ever decal - even though I rather like this cheeky little Colt, acquiring another car now would result in serious and instant death.  StillOrange, if I win it's yours.


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We seemed to be stalled at the side of the road, less that half way to victory, like some kind of lovely Rover P6 with fuel vaporisation issues.

 

In an attempt to get us going again, I will be adding to the Colt PRIZE BONANZA!

 

 

Not only will the lucky Autoshitter get ALL THE CAR, not only will they get a full tank of petrol, not only will they get the LAST AUTOSHITE DECAL, not only will they get a free and untested Alpine in car tape player and radio:

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NOT ONLY ALL OF THESE THINGS, but also CASH MONEY will be driven away:

 

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Yes!  one lucky shitter will be awarded upon collection of the car, TEN POUNDS.

 

 

Not only will you take away a fine and distinguished automobile, but you will leave with MORE money than you arrived with!

 

Once in a lifetime opportunity to get in on this depreciation busting opportunity!

 

Book now to garuntee disappointment later!

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Missus moogy has said that if the roffle rover was an auto i wouldnt have to sell it. (She also said the rover looked like something out of the professionals so not all sense)

 

So fuck it I will have another one...number 30 please.

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