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bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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All I can think of is a reliant engine,box ad back axle is used. Along with the logbook and reg plate and numnuts thinking it doesn't need a sva

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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And it has Corsa C alloys by the look of it. How many makes in one car/trike/thing.

CHRIS1980 Rank: Austin Maxi

CHRIS1980

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So the front half is a Yamaha XJ and the back half is a Fiat. Given this, how the actual fuck does it get to be

 

 

 

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This needs killing with fire. It would fail an SVA test instantly...for being fuck ugly. Who builds shit like this?

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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£750

 

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This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to

the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims.

It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox,

the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it.

The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder.

Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4

  • strangeangel and Junkman
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Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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£750

 

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This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to

the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims.

It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox,

the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it.

The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder.

Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4

 

That is a remarkable description, I really don't know where to start

Bren Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Bren

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Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?

I had no idea mini's came flat packed.

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

Station

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£750

 

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This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to

the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims.

It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox,

the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it.

The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder.

Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4

 

 

Could've saved all that typing and just put:

 

EVERYTHING's FUCKED

 

 

 

and will go almost anywhere

 

Just fucking scrap it.

  • CGSB and Taff
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Tetleysmooth Rank: Renault 16

Tetleysmooth

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Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

I reckon there's enough metal there to make a blanking plate for an EGR valve.

  • Dick Cheeseburger, overrun and Junkman
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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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That Suzuki advert is blind optimism at its best.

 

"Has this good feature, but it's broken" over and over again. Great tyres, but they're perished. Engine conversion, but it's seized. Rollcage.... Loose inside the car. Brilliant.

  • Junkman and stephen01
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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Two from me.

 

Competing with the previous Mini for least amount of rusted tin for sale as a car

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-mini-van-remains-/331580111055?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4d33b6f8cf

 

 

And the this. Proper 20-footer, and sad because I haven't seen a 635 in ages. Look closer and every panel is fucked.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CS1-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-BARN-FIND-/201367455456?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2ee26f86e0

  • Junkman, strangeangel and brickwall
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Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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^^^^^ I think the bootlid on that BMW is ok.

the judge Rank: Citroen Ami

the judge

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Passenger mirror looks sweeeeet. Bet its seized....

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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if you just want the sides and roof ok and I will dispose of rest,

 

 

He'll have to dig it up first!

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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The wheels would be great for a trailer. Maybe.

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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Honestly what are people thinking when they are bidding on this stuff? And what for? That mini is hanging, can't honestly see any further use for it other than chucking it in a skip. Near me there's supposedly according to folklore, a Morris 1000 that's sat in the woods for the last 30-40 years. Might head off down there tonight and sell it on Ebay as 'Suit Enthusiast - Bring some rubble sacks and a dustpan and brush'

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