'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

[catsinthewelder]

FFS that Austins less rusty than mine (in places), about 30 miles away and currently £50.  It might be worth buying for the starter motor and some repair panels.

 

The main tat thread has shown us that an 1100 will fit in a Luton van and I have one available.

 

I don't think I could break it though,  it would look too sad

[crapcarcollector]

FFS that Austins less rusty than mine (in places), about 30 miles away and currently £50. It might be worth buying for the starter motor and some repair panels.

 

The main tat thread has shown us that an 1100 will fit in a Luton van and I have one available.

 

I don't think I could break it though, it would look too sad

Man up. It's in a JCB bucket for gods sake, if you can use it for parts then just get it, you can't save them all, and I guarantee you that if you don't get the use from it then will end up in a crusher, starter motor and all....

[messerschmitt owner]

it's just down the hill from me too. Still a pile of poo.

[darkfour]

1000 bucks buys you this...

 

 

 

I decided I needed a couch for my office. I had my man cut the body forward of the rear seat, between the back window and the boot lid

 

[Felly Magic]

FFS, not even worth 1000 cents! Utter arsecrisp

[Matt]

I can feel the tetanus infected headwound coming in already.

[MrFarkinBasz]

Ah yes...B*rn F*nd

 

If the best way of showing to the public your vehicular wares is in a jcb bucket held aloft then its game over really - "Just bloody scrap it".
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Austin-1100-Classic-Car-Project-/261780696440?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cf3586d78

[twosmoke300]

To be fair it is just on the forks of a 4in1 bucket

[brickwall]

Doesn't inspire confidence though, does it?

[cort16]

can't even scrap it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOTUS-ESPRIT-BARN-FIND-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/131432449748?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1e99fc06d4

[Partridge]

"CAR IN NEED OF RESTORATION OR FOR SALVAGING USEFUL PARTS"

 

Which parts? Even the wheel nuts look fucked!

[dugong]

SALVAGING USELESS PRATS, surely?

[Craig the Princess]

2 and a half sodding grand!!! Please pass some of what you are smoking.

[steve_earwig]

Ah, but it's got singing headrests, shirley they must add to the value.

 

Ooh, and signed engine and gearbox. Signed by who I wonder? If it's Colin Chapman that adds even more.

[brickwall]

"Lotus Esprit Door Handle in Good Condition",  should be the title

[Bren]

"Lotus Esprit Door Handle in Good Condition",  should be the title

"Alos fits morris marina."

[Felly Magic]

That Lotus is worth about 2.5p, the door handles are about the only thing salvageable, what a cunt. Seller is also clearly a dealer and is wanting daft money for parts that are rotten & fucked. Clearly needs sending through the crusher themselves

[steve_earwig]

PURFETC FUOR RNIGNIG.

[hennabm]

can't even scrap it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOTUS-ESPRIT-BARN-FIND-RESTORATION-PROJECT-/131432449748?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1e99fc06d4

 

 

 

I like the way the adverts states the seller is willing to post to Europe, America Asia etc. OK - so who's going to be the first to ask him how much to Wyoming............

[jakebullet]

He's got another for £1500 that's equally devoid of usable parts, but doesn't come with a melted engine. Also 207 people are viewing this per hour. Methinks we're not the only ones pointing at the mentalist.

[OwdChina]

Good fuckin Grief............????? I'd want 2 an a half fuckin grand to take it away.

[Asimo]

Description

Reliant based buggy starts and runs no v5 

Braked only on handbrake 

 

£450ovno 

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-car-parts-accessories/reliant-buggy/1102009793

[Station]

Description

Reliant based buggy starts and runs no v5 

Braked only on handbrake 

 

£450ovno 

 

shite.JPG

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-car-parts-accessories/reliant-buggy/1102009793

 

 

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/19462-grimmest-car-to-pick-up-a-date-in/

[vulgalour]

That tricycle shed is categorically the worst modified Reliant I've ever seen, and I've seen a few.

[Station]

I like the nails protruding from the front above the number plate.

 

Just f*cking scrap it.

[fordperv]

"morris marina Door Handle in Good Condition", should be the title

Fixed that

 

edit i posted this before i clocked brens post

[cort16]

That buggy is mind blowing I bet the reliant front end is connected to the rest of the body work with wood screws. It should burn nice though on the plus side.

[messerschmitt owner]

shame, as reliant engines are not likely to be remanufactured anytime ever.

[Felly Magic]

What the actual fuck? A waste of perfectly good firewood there. Some people do need some serious slappage

[alf892]

Still better than a Trotter special though .........and if you did buy it you could make yourself a few pallets