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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread

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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I know what these go for... Collect within 3 days or it will be crushed...

 

Crack on...  ;)

Billy - Medhurst Rank: Citroen Ami

Billy - Medhurst

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Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro, I ran over my neighbours....

 

Now I'm in all the papers

Matt Rank: Renault 16

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I really want to take a car that was modified like this back when it was fashionable and return it to standard. I don't really know why, I guess it would just be satisfying.

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AnthonyG Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Nothing wrong with that, should be in the regular eBay thread imo.

 

I bet the owners' neighbours just love a dead Soviet jeep parked in the garden!

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I really want to take a car that was modified like this back when it was fashionable and return it to standard. I don't really know why, I guess it would just be satisfying.

 

 

'Quaint My Ride' :)

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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How many eBay threads have we got now?

Taff Rank: Renault 16

Taff

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Pile of bits ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

I'm sure* a pinto ecu will easily run a cologne v6. Just choose which 2 cylinders you don't want.

 

Just pull the leads off 1 & 6, sorted

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

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How many eBay threads have we got now?

 

Sorry, this comment needs to go in the Stupid Question Amnesty thread.  Mods, please move.

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doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

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How many eBay threads have we got now?

 

Who cares you can never have too many eBay threads.....

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messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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If it's pre 1960 you could tax that ...

 

Edit I see it is a 61!

 

I call that a Big Ben car!

steve_earwig Rank: Citroen Ami

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Nice find there

 

SHELL IS TOTAL ROTTERN AN DAMGED

It just gets better. Apparently no-one's ever owned it  before either.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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What sort of fucknugget has been bidding on that useless Minor shell? It's just something that someone forgot to weigh in years ago.

320touring Rank: Talbot Tagora

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How many eBay threads have we got now?

We're short one to collate all the voxhal mizzery into one easy to use compendium.

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messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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What sort of fucknugget has been bidding on that useless Minor shell? It's just something that someone forgot to weigh in years ago.

it will be a ringer - a big ben car!

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Minor shell deffo needs crushing, because I fear some poor innocent sod is going to end up buying a severely hot Minor with fake papers claiming it's a 'one owner' car

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greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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moggeh_zpsa38b583a.jpg

 

Just reminds me of the trashed car from Carmageddon.

 

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steve_earwig Rank: Citroen Ami

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Strange red blob? (Can't stand computer games...)

 

That particular shot reminds me of a skull for some reason. Oh yeah, I watch too many horror films, I knew there was a reason.

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-ESCORT-ESTATE-ESCORT-MK1-1300/331458041557?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Dd84152cc92fe47a09877db7583daf264%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D9%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D231456998499

 

 

THIS MK1 ESCORT ESTATE IS A RARE CAR FITTED WITH CLIMATE CONTROL FOR RESTORATION OR SPARE PARTS.

 

$_12.JPG

 

At least it's almost ready to make one of those useless tricycles from!

 

 

Classified Ad price:
£100,000.00

 

What's worse is I know the deluded idiot selling it!

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