AndyW201 Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Looks nasty fella. Still hopefully the hospital have T-cut the worst off. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, and look forward to seeing you back at your best on here.
DSdriver Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Incentive to get well soon: Hospitals are full of sick people so get out quick before you catch something nasty.Hopefully tomorrow will be less painful and the next day etc. eddyramrod 1
Cavcraft Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 We should send him a Corsa shaped get well soon cake.
Felly Magic Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 That says all Voksorls R Shit on? Partridge 1
Partridge Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 We should send him a Corsa shaped get well soon cake.Like this, but pogweasel pink? http://s60.photobucket.com/user/lewisdsfreeman/media/IMG_8814.jpg.html Twiggy 1
SambaS Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Gosh my heart sank then reading this for the first time but glad to hear that you're okay. Speedy recovery mate
Junkman Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Right. Today, Mr Conelrad and I went down to see Dugong, hanging out at his parents' place, beeing fed the most delicious delicacies by his mother,who apparently still recognises him. We didn't. But we got Stollen, which alone made the trip worthwhile. Here is a first hand account of the event. He does look a bit worse for wear, but nothing two kilos of Isopon can't fix. I bet the female variety will be all over him once this shit is through.Apparently, one of the nurses has already voiced mating intent. A stroppy ginger with green eyes and freckles. What has happened (background story we made up on the way home, because the real one requires severe pimping): Junior Dugong was barreling along with that motherless 7-litre Ford Galaxie of his, on a B-road, at 130 goddamn miles per hour, after a healthy dose ofSeagram's Seven Crown (which makes better drivers out of us all!).There was this bloody right-hander. Now, everyone knows, that 7-litre Ford Galaxies can go straight, and then turn left. Add to this, that there was a damp spot, and those Goodyear Blue Streak Speedway Specials just couldn't take no more. So off he went, crossing a ditch fully airborne, mowing down three barbed wire fences, barrel rolling seventeen times through a pig stall, a chicken stable, two cows, a goddamn Brontosaurus, flattening a Peugeot 305 knob van in the process, and finally coming to a smoldering and smoking halt, rubber side up, in a fucking pond, right rear wheel still spinning, steam from the exhaust, you get the picture. Arriving rescue services had that peculiar expression on their faces, you know, that men have, when they are just about to see an ugly dead body.They found Dugong hanging inside that wreck upside down, suspended from his seatbelts, fumbling on his I pad. The following conversation ensued: Constable: Are you drunk? I can smell a whiff of Seagram's Seven Crown (which makes better drivers out of us all!) on your breath!Dugong: Of course I'm plastered, officer. What do you think I am? A goddamn stuntman? Disclaimer: Above account of the event is purely fictional. Any resemblance to people alive or dead is entirely unintentional, but hardly avoidable.Besides, I wish it to be true. Alexg, Vince70, RoadworkUK and 26 others 29
rml2345 Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 alternatively, you could use spare Charade parts to refresh the bits that need attention - to become "The 993ccman "As long as we don't have to order bits of Jon from Euro Car Parts...Stollen is almost* worth being horribly injured.
Pillock Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 The bit about the ginger nurse, was that also made up? Because I'd like pics if not. Not of her mating with Dugong. Just the nurse. eddyramrod, Mr Lobster and Junkman 3
beko1987 Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Glad to hear your ok Dugong! And dont worry, all the chicks love a scar. I've got one on my hand and amy never bloody stops picking at it... Junkman 1
dollywobbler Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 That's an excellent account Junkman. dugong and Junkman 2
RoadworkUK Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Further goodwill from this IP address. Also "Mad Credos" for your thoroughness in car reviewing. I've never read an account of unexpected inversion survivability in Practical Classics and have always thought this something of an oversight. Heal thyself post haste. scruff, Junkman, dugong and 3 others 6
stuboy Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152991596100351&set=a.10150140094195351.330933.510540350&type=1&theater¬if_t=photo_reply i saw this and said ,,, fucking hell....!! keep it clean and medicated... good luck eddyramrod 1
Mr Lobster Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 I'm liking Junkmans version of events very much. Should a similar fate ever befall me then I shall allow Junkman to pass on the details. Also, nurse with green eyes, ginger hair and freckles sounds good. Autoshite would like pictures. alf892, eddyramrod, cms206 and 5 others 8
Mr Lobster Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 We should send him a Corsa shaped get well soon cake. I reckon a nice Upside Down cake might be more appropriate. outlaw118, cms206, tooSavvy and 3 others 6
M'coli Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Also, nurse with green eyes, ginger hair and freckles sounds good. Autoshite would like pictures.Someone had to do this... :twisted: Angrydicky, Junkman, drum and 1 other 4
Partridge Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 ^^Are you sure that's not PeteM? Angrydicky, Pete-M, wuvvum and 2 others 5
Steviemillar Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Someone had to do this... :twisted: That looks like my brother-in-law and he is a nurse too........ Junkman and Essex V6 2
greengartside Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Dugong. Glad the hospital are doing their best as they always do.
STUNO Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 OOPS ! Did you have a "this is going to hurt" moment?I hope you recover soon and can start shaving again.
Cheggers Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Faaaark Dude, that's got to smart a bit!! That's what I love about Dugong. Discovering an out of date yoghurt sends him into a sweary rant the like of which would make Prince Philip proud, but scraping half his face off in a car crash and nada, nothing, not even a mild curse...Let it out fella Seriously, get well soon, take care of yourself and keep your chin up (unless it hurts) Partridge, HillmanImp, M'coli and 5 others 8
londonm Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 You're lucky, When James Dean had his soft top sports car accident it took his head off apparently.
Albert Ross Posted February 1, 2015 Author Posted February 1, 2015 I suppose a Swiss Roll would be inappropriate? Justin Case 1
catsinthewelder Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 All the best for a swift recovery. Though maybe not one of these KruJoe 1
M'coli Posted February 1, 2015 Posted February 1, 2015 Aye, wishing you a swift recovery here too. I suddenly realised that I had posted the picture of the fit* ginger nurse without actually wishing you well on here, and a speedy recovery, despite having done so over on Faceache - and after much deliberation, I have decided not to call it "Facebook" as every other time I mention it on here I always call it Faceache, so no special pussyfoot-around-the-fucking-obvious treatment from me! That said, I do hope you usually sleep on your right side - it took me over a week back in 1997 to be able to sleep on my left side (i.e. my usual side) after a hit-and-run collision with me hitting a wall with my (helmeted) head hard enough to give me 5 hours of memory loss. Get well soon, Jon. Partridge 1
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