If you are a Scotch,do not look at this.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Today I saw something in Asda carpark that if it's proved was perpetrated by a Sassanach, could well swing the whole Caledonian nation to vote Yes.

 

Do not look at my next post if easily offended.

[derskine]

Just putting this here to mess up your next post idea.

Edit: Just realised you've said "my" anyway this is my post of disapproval to whatever I'm going to be disapproving.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

 

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Parky]

F-unit??

 

Any guesses what the F stands for?

[purplebargeken]

Fuckwit?

 

Let me get a couple of pineapples and lob them at the maniac who defiled such a worthy beast. 

[Cavcraft]

'If you are a Scotch'

 

If that remark ends well Lacquer Peel is on holiday without the internet.

[cms206]

SVM DISAPPROVED

[hairnet]

egg or bonnet??

 

volvo long needs falling off a cliff

[Felly Magic]

I've just heard the SVM are on their way to locate this car, armed with wet and dry and gloss black paint, plus tar & feathers for the person/s respondible for this crime against a Volvo

[NorfolkNWeigh]

What makes this worse is that just 200 yards away is the Marshall Amplification factory and Jim Marshall was always chauffeured around in a stretch Volvo, I can remember various 760,960 and S80s as his personal transport pus 740/940s for picking visitors up and a carpark full of estates for management. If this is one of his old ones he'll be turning in his grave, at 11,obviously.

[Junkman]

What makes this worse is that just 200 yards away is the Marshall Amplification factory and Jim Marshall was always chauffeured around in a stretch Volvo, I can remember various 760,960 and S80s as his personal transport pus 740/940s for picking visitors up and a carpark full of estates for management. If this is one of his old ones he'll be turning in his grave, at 11,obviously.

 

Was he Scottish?

[CreepingJesus]

The F clearly stands for Fud. And as it's a LWB, that makes him a Massive Fud Unit.

He probably thinks it stands for Fuck, but he's got no chance. Even as a Fuck Unit.

[Ghosty]

The internet tells me that HN is a Middlesbrough reg and that Marshall is in Bletchley. Coincedence, hopefully.

[Shep Shepherd]

Some people shouldn't be allowed to own Volvos.

[chaseracer]

You don't want to know what happened to the Volvo limo that went on Scally Rally in '06...

[Des]

That absolutely disgusts me, miserable wanker hasn't even bothered to fiercely wage mighty slammage upon it. Without stance that's just a rusty Volvo. FFS it's only a giro or two for a set of ebay coilovers and a set of sick look what I got rimz, what a tight git. So maybe a Jock.

[fordperv]

I've just heard the SVM are on their way to locate this car, armed with wet and dry and gloss black paint, plus tar & feathers for the person/s respondible for this crime against a Volvo

I would love to see a bunch of vigilante folks go round de-monging shat looked cars, they could then leave the owner with an eye watering memory by shoving a pineapple up their arse, thick spiky end first

[rml2345]

Speaking as a 15 year old malt whiskey, I think we should OMGRATLUK the owner using Nitromors and sand paper to match the Volvo...

[cms206]

Is it F-unit, or is it a Glaswegian who's lost something?

"AH CANNAE FUN' THAT FUCKIN ABORTIONATE VOLVO LIMO THING... aww naw, hing oan, ah've funit."

[derskine]

 

 

Apparently this is who F-unit are.

[Felly Magic]

They look like the type of cunts who would enjoy having a pineapple shoved up their arse spikey end first tbh

[quicksilver]

Bletchley.

No further explanation required. The people of Bletchley are a special breed who are not like normal folks.

 

Ironically there's a Volvo specialist not far from that Asda, I wonder what they'd make of that shitheap.

[eddyramrod]

£500-worth of spares, that's what.  Poor Volvo...

[Spiny Norman]

Seems to be the fate of all these expensively converted LWB saloons that when the Mayor or funeral director has finished with them, they bypass the 'being owned by a normal person' phase of an old barge's life and go straight to the charidee fun run event or banger track.
Wouldn't a 6 door Volvo or Omega make an ideal shiters' alternative to any of the multi seat MPVs?

[Richard]

There was a fecund family near here that ran a stretch Granada for years in the 80s.

[purplebargeken]

Oh look, a trio of fucktards. 

[anonymous user]

I am not a Scotch, but from time to time my bloodstream is mostly Laphroaig

[Noel Tidybeard]

it says underground on they t shirts maybe the svm could help them back there with shovels, pickaxes etc

[Luckythirteen]

Must be Fuck Unit. Bet there's a water bed in there, and 'mood' lighting.

[derskine]

 

 

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