ebay 'BARGAINS'

[MorrisItalSLX]

rong fred ?

 

This, this thread is for ridiculously ambitious BIN prices and auction reserves.

[Felly Magic]

That Monstermaestro deffo belongs in't tother thread, a fuggin 1.L with every bit of shite the old giffer could find in Hellfrauds stuck on to it, shit isn't the word. abominfuckination

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Another dreamer with a King Edward Camera.

 

4 grand? Fuck off m8

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-e36-compact-only-23000-miles/123505956457?hash=item1cc1875669:g:SokAAOSwhu9b0KRB:rk:34:pf:0

 

 

 

[Rusty_Rocket]

'King Edward camera'    I'm using that one!

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Was out drift kinging* it one night in Tescos car park and spanked the fuck out of it on a trolley bay, so we removed any good bits and decided to sell you the remains for a joke.

 

"a great basis for a genuine tec 2 325i sport"

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BMW-E30-325i-SPORT-TEC-2/202492052230?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D0c508e79224a4b019e65dc07cb9f7946%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D183546558558%26itm%3D202492052230&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

(Sit down before revealing the price...)

[Wack]

Was out drift kinging* it one night in Tescos car park and spanked the fuck out of it on a trolley bay, so we removed any good bits and decided to sell you the remains for a joke.

 

"a great basis for a genuine tec 2 325i sport"

 

(Sit down before revealing the price...)

 

 

I don't know whether that means I should be down the back of the settee looking for funds or laughing my tits off, such has become the world of the "classic" car

[BavarianRetro]

Was out drift kinging* it one night in Tescos car park and spanked the fuck out of it on a trolley bay, so we removed any good bits and decided to sell you the remains for a joke.

 

"a great basis for a genuine tec 2 325i sport"

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BMW-E30-325i-SPORT-TEC-2/202492052230?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D0c508e79224a4b019e65dc07cb9f7946%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D183546558558%26itm%3D202492052230&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

(Sit down before revealing the price...)

But it has the extremely rare - probably unique - 52mm front struts. That'll add to the value.

[AMC Rebel]

But it has the extremely rare - probably unique - 52mm front struts. That'll add to the value.

 

 

H68 0r 65 something something something - be funny to look it up and see what it is/was.

 

 

 

 

including rear shadow line rear opening windows

 

WTF?

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

YEEEE-HHHAAAAAWWWWWW!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-BMW-E46-325-Ti-M-Sport-Drift-Car-Wide-Arch-Track-Car-Modified-Road-Legal/392166468975?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D362cea8105bb4171922bfbfa1f0bc44a%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202492052230%26itm%3D392166468975&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

 

 

Haz MOT but won't go threw1... £4,295

[AMC Rebel]

YEEEE-HHHAAAAAWWWWWW!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-BMW-E46-325-Ti-M-Sport-Drift-Car-Wide-Arch-Track-Car-Modified-Road-Legal/392166468975?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D362cea8105bb4171922bfbfa1f0bc44a%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202492052230%26itm%3D392166468975&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Haz MOT but won't go threw1... £4,295

 

 

Fuck me that's awful - what a piece of utter wank

 

 

 

 

 Road Legal

 

OK

 

 

 

There Is No Hand Brake ( Always Left It In Gear When Parked )

 

oh

 

 

Hmm "sellers other items" is eclectic to say the least, but the friend to that BMW abortion is this - 

 

[Hertz]

18 grand Milk Float anyone?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRISON-D4-CROMPTON-LEYLAND-OTHER-MILK-FLOAT/123519578027?hash=item1cc2572fab:g:fQUAAOSwl5JcAWev

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Bargain. Cheap for a load of angle iron and nails. Anyone that's had the misfortune of driving one of these will know that it's like wrestling a bear... Constantly...

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Grubby shitbag golf with the wrong engine?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Golf-Volkswagen-Golf-1-9TDI/372516015827?_trkparms=aid%3D333202%26algo%3DCOMP.CATCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180608100040%26meid%3D58316bac9ff448719d3ede9bcd09a61a%26pid%3D100889%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D173663040131%26itm%3D372516015827&_trksid=p2056116.c100889.m5204

 

 

Only 2ana arf geezer!

[Pillock]

H68 0r 65 something something something - be funny to look it up and see what it is/was.

 

 

BMW 325I Sport

Untaxed and without MOT for 10 years which is a bit fishy.

 

VIN WBAAA12000EG23027 says it has a FUENF-GANG-SPORTGETRIEBE, Limited Slip diff, M TECHNIC SPORTPAKET and Shadowline (i.e. no chrome) which seems legit. Power listed as "125" though. Probably is what they say it is although it smacked that trolley bay in 2008, or they've been driving it on someone else's reg plates for 10 years.

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

}sucks through teeth...{

[Supernaut]

YEEEE-HHHAAAAAWWWWWW!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-BMW-E46-325-Ti-M-Sport-Drift-Car-Wide-Arch-Track-Car-Modified-Road-Legal/392166468975?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D362cea8105bb4171922bfbfa1f0bc44a%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D202492052230%26itm%3D392166468975&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

Haz MOT but won't go threw1... £4,295

 

The fuck?!

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Heater?

[pshome]

exhaust!

 

who cares, what really counts: New Pollen Filter

[stuboy]

May not be a bargain.. but id love one..

 

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F254004194656

[Tadhg Tiogar]

18 grand Milk Float anyone?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRISON-D4-CROMPTON-LEYLAND-OTHER-MILK-FLOAT/123519578027?hash=item1cc2572fab:g:fQUAAOSwl5JcAWev

Repaint it in "Craggy Island Creamery" colours.

[Felly Magic]

MK6 Scrotes seem to be appearing in the 'oh do fuck off' price range, here is this 'ahem 15k Scrote, which only being a 5 digit odometer could well be 115k, its a £500 car at most, because these cars were pretty crap and discounted heavily new, pretty much base model as well. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-FINESSE-16v-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-OF-ONLY-15-114-MILES/143050306754?hash=item214e7674c2:g:KHoAAOSwiiVbx6ji

 

[Felly Magic]

Another reclaimed steel era CVH valve stem seal smoker estates in 3 door variety, with the fucking awful 3 speed automatic for glacial performance, AND mid 20s mpg, bonus doom blue, and has zero options for an L, it is grim, and not worth the money I think E platers did away with the radio aerial, shoving it in the rear screen heater, and ffs, original owner was too tight to haggle for the factory sunroof which most dealers would chuck in to sweeten the deal. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-L-Auto-Estate-1600-Exceptional-VERY-LOW-MILES-Only-6-850/173644262525?hash=item286e012c7d:g:oQ0AAOSwo5la8zaY:rk:27:pf:0

 

[Felly Magic]

And finishing of this trio of grossly overpriced Fords, here we have officially the worst special edition mk6, a dressed up 1.6 Encore, badged as a Mexico, complete with grey bumpers, and cheap Ford wheeltrims, front fogs kidded nobody, same for the not that fast 1.6 Zetec, it is about as inviting as a wet Wednesday morning in January at Knottingley services with Theresa May as company, they sold so few because people weren't stupid enough to buy these piles of shit, it no fancy graphics, just a Mexico badge where it used to say Encore, I suspect these arrived as boggo Encores, and were dressed up at PDi, rather like the 'Bonus' of old. 3 bags puts it firmly in the 'oh do fuck off in to the sea' catagory, it is a £500 car at most, and I bet the stealer gave buttons for it, sayinf 'these Escorts are worth nowt M9' line, and logisics is a posh name for road haulage and storage, someone get me a 12bore so I can sort these clowns out!

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MEXICO-1600-28-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-IMMACULATE-CONDITION-RARE/123529175551?hash=item1cc2e9a1ff:g:6RoAAOSw7HhcCP41:rk:29:pf:0

[ProgRocker]

Another reclaimed steel era CVH valve stem seal smoker estates in 3 door variety, with the fucking awful 3 speed automatic for glacial performance, AND mid 20s mpg, bonus doom blue, and has zero options for an L, it is grim, and not worth the money I think E platers did away with the radio aerial, shoving it in the rear screen heater, and ffs, original owner was too tight to haggle for the factory sunroof which most dealers would chuck in to sweeten the deal. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-L-Auto-Estate-1600-Exceptional-VERY-LOW-MILES-Only-6-850/173644262525?hash=item286e012c7d:g:oQ0AAOSwo5la8zaY:rk:27:pf:0

 

 

Having owned a 1986 (D) Escort I'm surprised this one hasn't rusted away.

[jumpingjehovahs]

Just posted this on the “Cars You Didn’t Know Existed Until Recently” thread and was pointed in this direction.

 

10k is a lot of money for a 16 year old Jimny, no matter how cool it is

 

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/l-Used-Suzuki-Jimny-d2537?sourceContext=facebook#listing=124703968

 

 

 

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[bub2006]

MK6 Scrotes seem to be appearing in the 'oh do fuck off' price range, here is this 'ahem 15k Scrote, which only being a 5 digit odometer could well be 115k, its a £500 car at most, because these cars were pretty crap and discounted heavily new, pretty much base model as well.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-FINESSE-16v-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-OF-ONLY-15-114-MILES/143050306754?hash=item214e7674c2:g:KHoAAOSwiiVbx6ji

 

Out of curiosity I've just checked the history on that and it's done no more than 530 miles a year maximum. Had 11k on clock in 2005!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

And finishing of this trio of grossly overpriced Fords, here we have officially the worst special edition mk6, a dressed up 1.6 Encore, badged as a Mexico, complete with grey bumpers, and cheap Ford wheeltrims, front fogs kidded nobody, same for the not that fast 1.6 Zetec, it is about as inviting as a wet Wednesday morning in January at Knottingley services with Theresa May as company, they sold so few because people weren't stupid enough to buy these piles of shit, it no fancy graphics, just a Mexico badge where it used to say Encore, I suspect these arrived as boggo Encores, and were dressed up at PDi, rather like the 'Bonus' of old. 3 bags puts it firmly in the 'oh do fuck off in to the sea' catagory, it is a £500 car at most, and I bet the stealer gave buttons for it, sayinf 'these Escorts are worth nowt M9' line, and logisics is a posh name for road haulage and storage, someone get me a 12bore so I can sort these clowns out!

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MEXICO-1600-28-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-IMMACULATE-CONDITION-RARE/123529175551?hash=item1cc2e9a1ff:g:6RoAAOSw7HhcCP41:rk:29:pf:0

 

 

Christ, that's terrible.

 

£495.

 

 

£3000 buys a proper car, not junk like that. 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

This might be the most flagrant messing of a worthless numberplate I've ever seen:

 

 

it's F4 KMS

 

FARMS FARM FARMER FARMING

 

PLEASE LOOK AT THE PICTURE CAREFULLY TO SEE BY USING A FANCY K TO MAKE THE R

 

A "fancy K"

 

 

With the Fancy K diet you can lose 1,250 pounds when the DVLA confiscates this plate. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FARMS-F4KMS-FARM-FARMER-FARMING-FEES-PAID-ON-RETENTION-TILL-2025/132870692352

[jcr]

KMS indeed

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I thought £1500 a bit salty for a 1998 528i, but this really does look lovely.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-R-BMW-528i-SE-AUTO-E39-MOT-NOV-19-SUPERB-RUNNER-FSH-LEATHER-AIRCON-CRUISE/283305136435?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140725133651%26meid%3D35692db25ffd4adfb98849071fe2e942%26pid%3D100276%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D113460198683%26itm%3D283305136435&_trksid=p2060778.c100276.m3476