ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Jerzy Woking]

I read something the other day apparently as of last October they "improved" consumer rights laws. Now if you are a motor trader you have to give a 30 day money back warrenty. Not just say we will sort that out but if for any reason you are unhappy they have to refund in full. It's a shame Xtriple didn't know about this with the Bentley. It certainly puts me off selling cars when everyone is an expert and wants to pay less than trade money for a car but still expects these "rights"

I just purchased a cheap car from a dealer (unseen) and it was well described. There is no way I'd have the Gaul to return it unless it was deliberately misdescribed. But then its a sub £500 car, not something costing thousands. Maybe I'm too reasonable or just of an age where "caveat emptor" means what it means.

[flat4alfa]

[Jerzy Woking]

^^^ but not dressed like that!

[spartacus]

I just clicked the link for the Escrot Cabby, it said the item was re listed, obviously I thought, the seller got the price wrong the first time... No, it's still starting at £11000!

For that money it needs to be complete with a filthy, slightly chubby blonde in heels and a mini skirt.

[cobblers]

this is the best you'll get (8:30 for blonde bird with cut n shut escort)

 

https://youtu.be/sh1R61L5uXc?t=514

 

[Urko]

this is the best you'll get (8:30 for blonde bird with cut n shut escort)

 

Woman in film "you should see it - it looks very much like a New York backstreet car dealing place" - eh?  Does she have any idea what she's talking about?  Did she do the backstreet car dealing tour when she went to NYC?

"it looks dreadful, cars all over the place, filthy" - yeah dreadful.

 

The woman with the cut and shut is great though - gratuitous cleavage shots, her Tarot card consultant told her the car was dodgy.

[spartacus]

Yep, get me a pen and show me the dotted line, she looks filthy.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOL that salesman is a right fanny

[cort16]

I'm sure everyone on here's driven worse at some point.

[face]

Yeah, I could definitely shut her cut.

[castros_bro]

Halesowen storage

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Car-Storage-Workspace-M5-JCN-2/131700494093?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D5b0cdf42493c4b8881b6dd359beaa138%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D191782630123

 

[strangeangel]

this is the best you'll get (8:30 for blonde bird with cut n shut escort)

 

https://youtu.be/sh1R61L5uXc?t=514

 

 

If she was so 'spiritual and intuitive' surely she shouldn't have needed a tarot reading to tell her that Escrote was two cars welded together? The 1" gap between the door and side window should have been a bit of a give away too.

 

Kwality telly

[Hertz]

Want to get fleeced and look like a cunt? Step this way sir.

 

[LessThanEqual]

Want to get fleeced and look like a cunt? Step this way sir.

 

I absolutely detest the Veilside RX7. What a way to ruin a great looking car.

[Negative Creep]

There's a Veilside Celica not too far from me.

 

 

I can never look at one without seeing the smiley face on the front quarter

[Asimo]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-TRIUMPH-2500-2-5L-PETROL-CLASSIC-CAR-SPARES-REPAIRS-/231819450754?hash=item35f9841982:g:JmgAAOSwqYBWnqVM

[HillmanImp]

There's a Veilside Celica not too far from me.

 

 

I can never look at one without seeing the smiley face on the front quarter

 

[DSdriver]

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-TRIUMPH-2500-2-5L-PETROL-CLASSIC-CAR-SPARES-REPAIRS-/231819450754?hash=item35f9841982:g:JmgAAOSwqYBWnqVM

 

Cheeky sod, he has stripped it of anything worth keeping and now wants you to pay £475 for the privilege of taking the remains to the bridge.

[strangeangel]

** Comedy Mod Alert **

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vespa-px-200-125-reg-union-jack-private-plate-mod-scooter-vespa-/321976201415?hash=item4af746f0c7:g:SD4AAOSwHQ9WYJ16

 

a real eyecatcher!!!!!

 

 

Two and a half grand

[sierraman]

Fair play to them for trying

 

I'm sure Asda, PC World etc and all other businesses sell everything at cost price... ☺

I don't get why people get all mad when they see someone's made some money on a car or whatever. If I'd sold it and was happy with what I got for it id say good luck if the next guy makes a few quid on it.

[Hertz]

Knackered Starlet anyone?

 

 

 

 

Classified Ad price:

£3,200.00

 

 

[wuvvum]

About ten years ago, I bought a beige Badermatic KP61 out of the local paper for 150 quid.  It was nearly out of T&T but ran well.  I rode it around for a while then stuck it on eBay, where it made 350 quid.  I thought I'd done really well at the time...

[UltraWomble]

Knackered Starlet anyone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Christine]

Hmm , bit of an odd one here ..only 9000 miles from new ??,head gaskets gone , which they do...but  mot history says tyres were worn out at 4000 miles.. but only one owner. and the front wing is resprayed.. what does it suggest..?

 

 

http://www.fiatforum.com/classifieds/showproduct.php?product=33815&limit=recent

[Lacquer Peel]

Something doesn't add up there, or it was treated really badly in its few thousand miles.

[Christine]

Suppose it was dragged behind a motorhome ,would it rack up miles still?

[Lacquer Peel]

Yes, they're usually towed behind A frames, maybe A frames are quite hard on tyres over thousands of miles.

[STUNO]

Any takers ?

1992 Mitsubishi , 200,000km......only NZ$290,000 asking, about 140,000 pounds!

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/caravans-motorhomes/motorhomes/9-metres-and-over/auction-1024203749.htm

 

It does have some redeeming features though.

 

 

[anonymous user]

That motorhome is a bit too Peter Stringfellow for me, the last thing I want are so many mirrors in the bathroom that I can watch myself having a poo.

[STUNO]

 Any bog with a mirrored wall behind it is just weird.