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EssDeeWon Rank: Renault 16

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^^^That! For a price of a small house! And you have to drive around looking like a Jamie Oliver Sunday scene wanker.

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320touring

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

posted in wrong section?

Possibly. Could a kindly mod mooove it?

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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IM LOOKING FOR OFFERS OVER £3000.00

 

It may have only 10k miles and 1 owner but the terms NorfolkNWeigh and NorfolkNChance spring to mind.

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jakebullet Rank: Renault 16

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They're out of stock of discs, and don't know about the new "no stock" feature of evilbay. So put price at eleventy million pounds so nobody buys them.

DS20 Rank: BL Wedge

DS20

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Ah :)  Thank you for explaining.  My blood pressure has now lowered a bit.  

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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I always wondered that too. £20 grand for a steering link, so assumed typo. Should be 30 quid

Uncle Jimmy Rank: Lancia Gamma

Uncle Jimmy

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^^^ he's sold one already for undisclosed sum and a Maserati one for $400...Some knob jockey was selling Ferrari jacks on ebay a while back for several hundred £....oddly they are exactly the same as those found in the boot of Fiat Pandas.

Essex V6 Rank: BL Wedge

Essex V6

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Ok,I realise Old Skool Ford Scene tax is high,but...

£13,995?!?

For this badly painted,tide marked,wrong wheeled,rusty underbonneted facelift 1600 XL

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-1-6-MK1-XL-FILM-TV-WORK-WELCOME-TAX-EXEMPT-FULL-M-O-T-/181311455999?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a370142ff

It does have 'twin Webbers' ,the other one must be in th boot.

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If it hadn't had the o/ s/ front corner mullered it would be worth £20,000 ,probably.

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As for the 'Lotus Cortina' gearbox........

Pretty sure that went for about £15k at auction recently

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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At just over £8 each brand new you are going to be particularly stupid to want to put second hand fucked roll bar links on surely?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-Vogue-3-9-V8-auto-pair-anti-roll-bar-drop-links-/170843640776

 

If you want to though, fucked rusty items that need new bushes are yours for a penny shy of £20 delivered

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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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I don't get the Civic. What's a Time Cert?

Also, why not just put "For sale: Honda Civic, needs fucked injectors sorting, £1500" and save me getting three minutes closer to my own death with nothing more to show for it.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Time Cert ?  Misunderstanding of a welsh/Cornish mechanic ? It'll need T' Insert fitting? Perhaps he means a helicoil insert ? But it's worth about £4K fixed, and worth £10.50 not running. Could be anything wrong with the engine, and there's a fecking lot to go wrong.  Variable Nozzle Turbo, High Pressure Bosch Injection, Exhaust Gas Recirc, 16 valves, Dual Mass Fly wheel, Particulate Filter.  IF you can't get it running then assume the worst.

 

 

Did I say I own a 2.2 Deisel Accord.   Fecking time bomb. I mean it's great, at the moment, but I know if anything went wrong, I couldn't fix it.

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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^^^ Brochure esque kwalitee shots there... right up until the brown felt!!

 

I reckon someone selling an item of BL finest could outdo the guy, with just as many pictures - of equal kwalitee - except the ratio of elegance/brown felt might be reversed....lol

 

dreamer, nuff sedd......

 

 

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Jim Bergerac Rank: Renault 16

Jim Bergerac

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WARNING: Those of a sensitive disposition look away now. What you are about to see may scar you for life.

 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

 

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Classified Ad price:

£3,699.00

 

 

 

 

EDIT THERE'S MORE THAN ONE

 

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Classified Ad price:

£4,199.00

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