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srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

srad34

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ORION-TURBO-CONCOURSE-SHOW-CAR-250BHP-OVER-30-000-SPENT-LOOK-NO-PX-/221501967462?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33928bcc66

 

This makes me wild. This same Orion was seen advertised not 2 months ago for £4500 which in itself is ridick pricewise.

 

But £8250 for an Orion. An Orion on Momo arrows. How did they spend £30,000 on an Orion.

 

 

How could this have won a concourse at FordFair when its completely un-original?  I think he's a fibber....

PiperCub Rank: Renault 16

PiperCub

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Goodness me, is it April 1st already? I must have overslept.

 

 

£1.7K? Really, seriously? £250 at best and that's being generous.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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err, in that case the only other Astra is parked up the road. what a dick.

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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As a square-eyed 9 or 10 year old glued to the TV I loved the adverts for the Vauxhall 'Club' limited editions on the transporter while Del Shannon's 'Runaway' played in the background. Little did I realise that these models will be so collectable in the 21st century.

 

Seller wants £4,750  :shock:  for this...

 

$_35.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-NOVA-1-2-CLUB-/261480132193?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce16e2e61

 

Does look very nice, however.

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ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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Did these things quadruple in value while I wasn't paying attention?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Porsche-928-GTS-/191268172622?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c8878b34e

 

It's not even a manual, and there's no clear shot of the whole car amongst all the close ups. Bint's wearing too much too....

 

 

$_57.JPG

 

If I had the cash and it was in tip top condition I would happily hand over 24 Large ones for that 928!  :wub:

Stanky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Stanky

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Check this bad boy out. 

 

Can't get the MSA to allow you to ride an actual pig on track? then try this - as close* as you can get to doing it for real

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unfinished-Subaru-WRX-Turbo-Kit-car-Track-day-project-4WD-Number-plate-reads-WRX-/161376496680?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2592c9ec28

 

This guy reckons he's spunked £20,000 - and this is what he has to show for it? So you want a track day car, you buy an Impreza Turbo with 60k on the clock. you have a budget of £20k. You have a 'retired race car builder' on hand to give expertise, advice, possibly even hands-on work THINK OF THE FUCKING POSSIBILITIES. 

 

And with all that potential, you create this:

 

$_57.JPG

 

its time to take a long hard look at yourself. then reach for the gun and do the honourable thing...

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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Bugger me backwards - I have an unopened jar of Dunsters Marmalade in the cupboard (not made any more) I wonder how much that will be worth?

 

Feck all I suspect.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Vauxhall Carlton GSi with no tax or MOT:

 

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Bad bits - no tax or MOT, few issues with dash electrics but I'm sure it's just a wire trapped behind clocks, heater motors work, but need setting up, I have the 'How To' for these, headlining sagging behind sunroof, bootlid and rear spoiler, both bumpers need paint, handbrake cable is fubar (new one to go with).
I have no time or desire to get it back on the road, despite everything.
It was insured for a total loss value of £6500 4 years ago, but I know I ain't gonna get that for it.

 

Best offer over £3,500.

 

 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/168584/1989-vauxhall-carlton-3000-3500#.U94oy-NdXHQ

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/QH-STARTER-MOTOR-RC674732P-TO-FIT-PORSCHE-924-2-0-OE-QUALITY-/291053521079?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&fits=Car+Make%3APorsche|Model%3A924|Cars+Type%3A2.0&hash=item43c42448b7

£1600 for a starter, anyone know what's going on? They also have others at £1500 and a bargain version at about £1100.

That is weird. They also think that ISO 9001 is a standard for car parts.

Conmen, and not very good ones.

spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/QH-STARTER-MOTOR-RC674732P-TO-FIT-PORSCHE-924-2-0-OE-QUALITY-/291053521079?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&fits=Car+Make%3APorsche%7CModel%3A924%7CCars+Type%3A2.0&hash=item43c42448b7

£1600 for a starter, anyone know what's going on? They also have others at £1500 and a bargain version at about £1100.

I asked the question

 

Hi, is the price correct? Do you sell many? I want a 924 starter motor but the price more than my car is worth and approx 20 times the average Ebay price. Paul

 

 And I got the answer

 

The price is incorrect , but this is only due to our system waiting for more stock as soon as it arrives the price will automatically change back to the correct pricing. We may be able to offer another brand if you are actually looking for one of these?

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Egay fee avoidance frenzy ^^^^

 

Now check this out.....

$_49.JPGA really clean old thing, agreed, ;low mileage, and has been living in a museum. In Hungary. Where it still is.

 

Manufactured in the Soviet Union in 1981. Hungary certified vehicle museum. One owner for 33 years. 67,587 KM, FACTORY CONDITION, 30 to 40 years ago, Eastern Europe summit model. Hungarian valid documents. If required, registration can be taken over UK. The car is in Hungary, transporting five working days. The price includes the cost of the UK registration.

Uttler gobbledegook.

 

Unsurprisingly:

 

Item location:
Birmingham, West Midlands

No it's not, but the goat-fondler who wrote the advert appears to be a Brummie. Kipper Tie?

 

Oh, ought to mention, it's £10,500.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261528177817?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

urpert Rank: Austin Maxi

urpert

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Check this bad boy out. 

 

Can't get the MSA to allow you to ride an actual pig on track? then try this - as close* as you can get to doing it for real

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unfinished-Subaru-WRX-Turbo-Kit-car-Track-day-project-4WD-Number-plate-reads-WRX-/161376496680?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2592c9ec28

 

This guy reckons he's spunked £20,000 - and this is what he has to show for it? So you want a track day car, you buy an Impreza Turbo with 60k on the clock. you have a budget of £20k. You have a 'retired race car builder' on hand to give expertise, advice, possibly even hands-on work THINK OF THE FUCKING POSSIBILITIES. 

 

And with all that potential, you create this:

 

$_57.JPG

 

its time to take a long hard look at yourself. then reach for the gun and do the honourable thing...

The questions are a treat:

 

Q: HAVE YOU HAD A PROBLEM WITH PRESCRIPTION DRUGS WHAT THE F IS IT A PIGEON LOFT ON WHEELS

A: is your life really that sad and empty that you need to send abusive messages on Ebay?? if you don't like the car then you don't have to bid on it do you! or you could keep pigeons in it if you would like to

 

scooters Rank: Renault 16

scooters

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The questions are a treat:

 

 

ROTFPMSL😃
Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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£5750 for a mk2 Scrote van that's been fitted with a slightly leggy Sierra 1.8 TD lump?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-MK2-van-mark-two-45/141369495794?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D23982%26meid%3D9004876312635094124%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D9421%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D111431770776

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