ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Junkman]

 

£3,195.00 for this piece of bollox.

But you can enjoy the most mindbogglingly debile ad you ever read.

 

It needs a new windscreen (quoted between £60-100 depending if you want clear or tinted). Looking for a pre-90's mini to compete in the 'Round the World' challenge, hopefully a Cooper from the sixties and a Mini van as back up. Back to the Patvan, the registration shown is for show use and does not...

 

Apart from this,

 

... it does need work to some of the fibreglass in places ... the engine is out at the moment ... this was lent to a friend for his Fiat 500 that was used on Life on Mars ... the engine has a blowing exhaust ... the carb top is missing ...

 

But thanks God, it

 

... comes with posties sack and a limited edition cap that was awarded to top Postmen and Postladies ...

 

Ho.

Ly.

Shit.

 

Someone please tell this pillock here is Earth.

[Junkman]

Another Robin bellend, £5500 for this "Porsche eater".

 

this car really is a beaut, it looks and drives suoerb, and turns more heads than a porsche 911 turbo

 

You could paint it yellow and write 'Trotter's Independent' on it, you know.

Thus you would double your money by making it unique and desirable.

[bub2006]

Reliants are going up in value and you do get a Hell of a lot of looks. But that definatly ain't worth what he is asking. As for the trotter replicas I just wish the tossers would get the right base model to start with. Mind you folk who pay the stupid prices asked for "1989 trotter lookalike reliant rialto" are just as stupid. Am I right in thinking the 505 was the last rwd pug? My father had a e plate 2.2 gti 7 seater. Nice car to be fair

[ProgRocker]

I really hope that the asking price is a misprint!

 

Granada 1.8 GL, breaking for spares & repair £10,000

[freebird]

Start your bidding from £750 for this fantastic 2000E project...

You get a vin plate, a log book and a free lump of metal to weigh in

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA- ... 257a8bd0f9

[freebird]

I wont apologise for presenting this beauty to you ( If, undoubtedly, its been shown on these hallowed pages before) because, lets face it, there really isnt enough laughter in the world, right?

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C363445#

 

£11000 for a poorly photoed Golf

 

These cars have shot up in value recently

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TURBO-TECHNIC ... 2a28128445

Classified ad price:£9,495.00

[ProgRocker]

Sticking with the blue Oval...

 

Fiesta Festival

 

 

Classified Ad price £6,995 (or best offer).

 

Those 80s and 90s Ford limited editions certainly looked very smart indeed.

[mk2_craig]

Frig!!!!! Seven grand. At least it's not doomed to become an XR2 reshell at that price

[Doctormop]

Keeping with the theme of optimistic Ford sellers can a W reg Puma, however rare and pristine really be worth 8995?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-W-FORD-R ... 35c4287726

[Cavcraft]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TURBO-TECHNIC ... 2a28128445

Classified ad price:£9,495.00

 

 

Fark me, that's lovely. Far, far too much money but maybe in ten years time it'll be worth it.

[brickwall]

the 495 part of the price makes suspicious.

[richardthestag]

Sticking with the blue Oval...

 

Fiesta Festival

 

 

Classified Ad price £6,995 (or best offer).

 

Those 80s and 90s Ford limited editions certainly looked very smart indeed.

 

My mates girlfriend had one of these in the late 80's. it was affectionally known as the fiestival. It was very useful at dragging 4 very pissed blokes from pub to pub.

[wuvvum]

Looks like Purple Helmet might have a rival.

 

[Wilko220]

 

£1,800.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-m ... 257abc4d0f

[Bren]

The red abortion with no roof - a granada?

 

Looking at the state of that 2000E, can it actually be described as a car?

 

With the exception of Ford owners on this site, why do other ford owners / sellers always think their car is worth much more than it actually is?

[fotorabia]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/endeavou ... 008113309#

 

the unbelievable optimism of it being built in Germany....gearbox at least sounds interesting..

[DSdriver]

I am sure you could buy an Arkley for a lot less

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-TOYOTA-M ... 35c45e9fa0

Price:£3,295.00

[Mr Lobster]

 

Mk1 R5s are getting rare now and prices have gone up. Not that much though and its the unloved auto version too. Has interesting optional extras though

 

Very few remaining and even fewer in this magnificent condition.Classic Retro ride from a bygone era.First Registered 30/6/82.Only 3 TV Channels

 

£2995 of tiny pictured frenchness

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-MK1-RENA ... 0894292785

[Cavcraft]

Probably never find a tidier one, but twenty three grand?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-AVENG ... 43b8d24aba

 

'with the price of RS2000's, Mexico's and Lotus Cortina's continually rising, the last few remaining examples of this much rarer car can only increase in value.'

 

But they're not worth that much either. Also, based on your theory, my 3 bed council gaffe on a sink estate is worth £249,000 because a one bedroom flat in Mayfair can fetch £450,000.

[ProgRocker]

Starting bids from £299 Seems expensive to me. I'd be sending this straight to the scrapyard.

 

[chaseracer]

The red abortion with no roof - a granada?

At some point in the distant past - yes...

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK4-FORD-CORT ... 19d8fadbd3

 

Asking £5k for a MkIV Cortina seems to be taking the pee some what!

[warren t claim]

Wrong grille and the front numberplate has been put on too low. Looks like a 1982 crash repair.

[wuvvum]

 

A hundred and twenty five quid for a rusty old bolt with a cup washer on it. Hmm.

[autofive]

its a rare part

 

how much is repro version of that part?

[hairnet]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MASERATI-MIST ... 0259549378

 

if his was mint it might be worth 20 quid?

 

merkins ask lots too least its new

[Spiny Norman]

Know anyone looking for a wedding car?