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Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That Land Cruiser is pretty awesome despite the high price. Must be the only original UK version of one of those left surely?

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Take one 22yo Range Rover Vogue SE, give it a matt black wrap, heavy window tint, fit way too many lights for the alternator to be able to cope with and make sure you get as many OLLI stickers on it as you can.

 

Then pop along and unload it onto Purplehorse who can advertise the otherwise standard car as "the beast" and make suggestions as to the engine must have been chooned because it sounds gr8.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150995724983

 

£2995

 

There cant be many places you could drive this without the OLLI crowd thinking "no bob, no checkaplate, no lift, no comedy tyres! Wot a Dick!" and the rest of humanity just thinking "wot a dick!"

 

I wouldnt touch it with yours tbh :roll:

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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not sure i can be arsed to wotch it any more.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Ah bollocks, I'll give it another go. Added to watch list.

 

I've also asked the seller the following question:

 

"Hi, does the handbrake work ok? There's a common fault on these cars where loose objects such as coins, especially 20p pieces, can jam the handbrake mechanism."

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Why would he not upload pictures straight away when he ad them n previous auctions?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Citroen Xsara VTR.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/01-Y-Citroen-Xsara-VTR-1-6-WRC-Replica-Dimma-306-Maxi-project-spares-repair-/290872086836

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now needs a major service to get running again with stagnant fuel etc i cant be bothered

 

I suspect most people will not be bothered too much about buying this car either.

 

£3,250

 

Hmmm. Lets see how much these 2001 VTRs are actually selling for?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-CITROEN-XSARA-VTR-16V-GREEN-/321078246232

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£190.

 

Good luck dickhead.

mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Peugeot- ... 4ac2181fa4

 

Watching!

 

Ditto :-)

 

There's now 650 of us on the Autoshite Facebook group. If we all chipped in a quid each, we could buy that and still have enough cash to hire a means of destroying it outside the seller's house.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Peugeot going on watch list. As for Facebook page that's news to me!! I'd gladly throw a quid into the pot providing someone can think of an ingenious way of destroying it. E.g pulled apart by two yugo sana's.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Oh christ, now we're going to have to look at that Peugeot another 2000 times :roll::roll::roll:

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Response to my handbrake question from the mong Pug seller:

 

Shit sorry I forgot to add in my description she does need a new handbrake cable and yes you are right the same thing happened to me hence why someone I know had to get down under the handbrake due to my loose change getting stuck. Sorry I forgot to list it and thanks for reminding me. If you are interested in my 405 I'd pay for a new handbrake cable.

 

:roll:

AeroNautiCal Rank: BL Wedge

AeroNautiCal

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Dumb optimism...

 

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A ONE OFF, UNIQUE CONVERTED MOBILE CATERING BURGER/CHILLI VAN.

 

This is a one off opportunity to buy this unique catering van.

 

“AS THIS IS A 1993 CONVERTED AMBULANCE THE CONDITION IS AS IT IS FOR ITS AGE.â€Â

 

Classified ad price:

£10,000.00 :D

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-ONE-OFF-UNIQUE-CONVERTED-MOBILE-CATERING-BURGER-CHILLI-VAN-/321080400665?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4ac1e21b19

ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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Re: the oft listed Peugeot 405 Style. If I had seen that advert for the first time, not realising the history of it, I wouldn't be too impressed with defensive comments in the advert like:

 

Sold as seen and I don't want time wasters because I will report you to Ebay themselves!

 

No stupid offers as I said above I AM NOT giving the 405 away.

 

Would put me off bidding, that's for sure.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Re: the oft listed Peugeot 405 Style. If I had seen that advert for the first time, not realising the history of it, I wouldn't be too impressed with defensive comments in the advert like:

 

Sold as seen and I don't want time wasters because I will report you to Ebay themselves!

 

No stupid offers as I said above I AM NOT giving the 405 away.

 

Would put me off bidding, that's for sure.

 

Yep... that's the point. This bloke has been a cock right from the word go.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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I'm actually starting to like that 405!

cyruspower Rank: Austin Maxi

cyruspower

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€27,900 Dolomite:

 

http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/andere-andere-panther-rio-especial-weltweit-21-st-inz-tausch-hollenstedt-bei-hamburg/164819134.html?lang=en&pageNumber=97&__lp=103&scopeId=C&sortOption.sortBy=searchNetGrossPrice&makeModelVariant1.makeId=1400&makeModelVariant1.searchInFreetext=false&makeModelVariant2.searchInFreetext=false&makeModelVariant3.searchInFreetext=false&makeModelVariantExclusion1.searchInFreetext=false&maxPrice=35001&damageUnrepaired=ALSO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&export=ALSO_EXPORT

 

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Here we have for sale an Ice Cream Bike hire company based in Harrogate

North Yorkshire, the company currently specialises in weddings with

plenty of scope for expansions into the corporate and events sectors

 

5 bags

 

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ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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Yep... that's the point. This bloke has been a cock right from the word go.

 

Oh right! :oops: I thought it was mainly the optimistic price for the car which wasn't MOT'd. His attitude just added insult to injury.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Can't upload pics but there is a reliant rialto on fleabay done like a trotter replica. It's the wrong model and still want 10k!!!

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Blood hell, I've never seen a Panther Rio available before. What's it doing in Germany though!?

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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Blood hell, I've never seen a Panther Rio available before. What's it doing in Germany though!?

 

Was wondering that myself. If I had a spare 28,000 eurocoins I'd send my friend from Hamburg home so she could bring it back for me :D But I haven't so that's that.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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People already bid this unsightly piece of shit to £2,050.00 with over a day left.

 

The end is a nigh one.

 

And it would look so good in beige.

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