ebay 'BARGAINS'

[Cavcraft]

Top spotting! They look like LX/i wheels and the sides of the car are too 'clean'.

[trigger]

It's missing it's side skirts, later shape alloys from a later model (Mk3 Sport?), and missing GTE grill badge, oh and clear side repeater lamps.

 

1989 Vauxhall Astra 2.0 GTE 16v Mk2 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

[phil_lihp]

Cavette » Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:33 pm

 

I suppose that GTE whilst not exactly a bargain isn't too far out of bed. Having said that something about it doesn't look right to me, can't put my finger on it though.

 

Yes, the wheels and missing trim aren't quite right, but I rather like the attempt to clean up the lines, it somehow modernises the car's appearance without going too far. That aside though, it is missing some original parts, surely these Astras aren't worth that much yet?

[Cavcraft]

They're getting there now, slowly but surely.

[DVee8]

 

 

Any one fancy

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-300-C- ... 416e855bce

[HillmanImp]

Any one fancy

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-300-C- ... 416e855bce

 

Think you might have the wrong thread there old boy.

[Partridge]

OK not e-bay or even a complete car. But it’s (undercover) certainly shite.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C343977

[plasticvandan]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LADA-RIVA-EST ... 3a7c616ff2

 

No V5 but comes with an emergency windscreen,perfect for when you smash it repeatedly with your skull after realising you paid £1000 for it

[plasticvandan]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-DORMO ... 416eefd2aa

 

bade points exyst pip blowing no bracks needs some wilding on driver side see pic needs runers on driver door and pssage side door

 

i am selling a rear bedford dormobile 1964 2 brith

[warren t claim]

OK not e-bay or even a complete car. But it’s (undercover) certainly shite.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C343977

 

C&C Wankshaft wrote "....Have you ever dreamed of owning a Roles Royce Phantom? you have a chance to fulfill those dreams with this amazing kit that can be fitted to any Silver spirit/spur car!......."

[richardthestag]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-DORMOBILE-1964-Rare-2-BRITH-/281034085034?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416eefd2aa

 

bade points exyst pip blowing no bracks needs some wilding on driver side see pic needs runers on driver door and pssage side door

 

i am selling a rear bedford dormobile 1964 2 brith

 

WTF is he on about?

[cyruspower]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C351360

 

 

Hammer of the gods supernatural! You'd think that for nearly £14k you'd be getting a Beetle Convertible made by Karmann, rather than an averagely successful hi-fi manufacturer?!!!

 

The instrumentation lighting looks pretty fugging efficient though......

[skattrd]

Bargain Thema ... only £5500

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C351215

 

No, it's not the Ferrari engined one, but the sought after 2.0 non turbo automatic model.

The last one of these I saw for sale went for £300, that also had a leaky sunroof.

[cort16]

Hello is that Reality Checks R US? Can you send an urgent message to McCarthy Cars please they're trying to sell a 2004 Rover 75 diesel for £6000.

 

They obviously using the "Purple" book valuation service to work out their prices.

 

http://www.vcars.co.uk/used-cars/cardetails.php?t=autotrader&u=523563

[Manbearpig]

Fucking hell, the increasing trend towards really long wordy adverts is really doing my head in. Worst thing is they do actually seem to affect simple minded fools to part with insane amounts of cash for cars, so expect it to take all night to read the Autotrader from now on.

 

When the vendor uses bollocks like "a full paintwork refresh was commisioned" instead of "we rang Dent Devils", or ponders the life history of a previous owner you know you are in for a long ride

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C351522

 

[mk2_craig]

Forty three freaking grand.

[cobblers]

Hello is that Reality Checks R US? Can you send an urgent message to McCarthy Cars please they're trying to sell a 2004 Rover 75 diesel for £6000.

 

They obviously using the "Purple" book valuation service to work out their prices.

 

http://www.vcars.co.uk/used-cars/cardetails.php?t=autotrader&u=523563

 

Number plate valued by Michael Barrymore at £7000 on its own!

[Guest]

That BMW....Bought '86 April for L&C's collection, sold October '86. 6 months??

Hmmmm I smell ballshit and someone trying to cash in on L&C's, granted, all due 'fame' for having minters which being local they did have some beautiful stuff in the windows on a regular basis.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-DORMOBILE-1964-Rare-2-BRITH-/281034085034?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item416eefd2aa

 

bade points exyst pip blowing no bracks needs some wilding on driver side see pic needs runers on driver door and pssage side door

 

i am selling a rear bedford dormobile 1964 2 brith

 

WTF is he on about?

 

Beat dyslexia, visit http://www.dailysex.com

[cort16]

I opened that M6 advert thinking there's no way I can be shocked at the price of this knowing how much I've seen tidy ones for in the past. I was wrong.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Cort ... 3ccd208aba

 

There's nothing like a chancer, and this is nothing like a chancer, more of a piss taker, £4500 for this rusty bag of shite.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

4500 and he hasn't even painted the patches he's welded into the fucking floor, what a turd shoveller

[chaseracer]

Be fair, Testes. He IS throwing in the front bumper AND the registration plate...

[steve28]

Its £4500 because its the rare coupe type.

[richardthestag]

Be fair, Testes. He IS throwing in the front bumper AND the registration plate...

 

But anyone who thinks he is going to sort the tracking within that price can go fuck themselves

[cobblers]

the bits that are welded on look to fairly well attached, it's not snotted on then hidden under a load of seam sealer and shultz which a lot of the shiny "fully restored" stuff is. ignoring the price, it does sit pretty well.

[outlaw118]

This is fucking lush.....not sure if it belongs here or in tat....

(EDITCan't get photo to work )

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Fire ... 5645996%26

Firenza, lovely and all that...but £8500? Correct me if I'm wrong here, just don't see it.

[mk2_craig]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Cort ... 3ccd208aba

 

There's nothing like a chancer, and this is nothing like a chancer, more of a piss taker, £4500 for this rusty bag of shite.

 

That was the conclusion I first jumped to but on reflection I might give the guy a break, I bet the reason for the ad is his missus insisting he thin out his chod collection and this way he can show he is "trying" to comply. The crazy price means there'll be zero interest and he can hang onto it a bit longer.

[Micrashed]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RED-FIESTA-XR ... 4d07a13c6a

 

£3000 for a XR2 with galloping rust and no MOT

[Micrashed]

h

Slightly bent Healey - £23K