ebay 'BARGAINS'

[TheScrapman]

Anyone need a new mobile phone

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BRAND-NEW-UNRELEA ... bilePhones?

 

price: £3,300.00

 

Sorry its not a car but bloodyhellfire

So it's unreleased

 

This auction is for a Brand New and yet UNRELEASED Tag Heurer Meridiist Mobile Phone

Apart from the ones that were released?

 

This is a very exclusive handset and is SOLD OUT in the limited numbers that were released.

£3300 indeed.

[michiel]

Another misplaced zero?

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Nice capri-based Aston martin 'replica'?

Just £4,250, a small price to pay for looking like James Bond ('s hapless cousin who dropped out of college and ended up driving a bus all his life to support his family of 4 kids and angry wife)

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1978-FORD-CAPRI-kit-car_W0QQitemZ180314794191

[kelvin2008]

old broken down escort with no log book 2K

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0328819025

[Pillock]

old broken down escort with no log book 2Khttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0328819025

For the love of Christ.... when will these nobbers realise that an Escort Cosworth is a totally different car to an Escort, so to advertise your bodykit as "believed to be original" is quite obviously a fucking lie since it wouldn't fit.He'd get far more breaking that as parts, the interior looks OK and the quad lamps would fetch a fair bit. Sadly as it stands it's a barried 1.8 Scrote that doesn't run. £250 tops. I had to chuckle at the 'here's the bad bits' list which just went on and on and on and on

[pogweasel]

What Pillock said. He probably would get his 2000 breaking it, but as a whole, nope, not a chance.

[Milford Cubicle]

As far as Escort Cosworth replicas go that isn't too bad, at least it's a Mk5 3-door rather than a Mk6 estate or something.

[kelvin2008]

Lets hope the logbook isnt being held as security by a loan sharking outfit with an army of thugs looking for it.

[pogweasel]

That Zodiac was £35k a few weeks ago.

 

Here's a good one.

How much would you give for a crispy Chevette?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-CHEVETTE ... 0353161119

I'd probably give them the opening bid, but £995 BIN? LOL.

 

That said, some pissed-up potato-faminer will probably go for that. OMG RWD DRFT TARMAC YOUR DRIVE RALLY.

[Betaphile]

EBAY BARGAIN TO END ALL BARGAINS:

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Tru ... 240%3A1318

 

175k mile Roush Mustang with 'unique' customisation:

 

I am selling this vehicle, which is the only material thing I truly own, because I am trying to save my home and family. I will ship this vehicle anywhere in the world at my expense. the asking price is $1,000,000.00 why?? because i am in serious financial trouble. The sale of this vehicle is targeted to any millionaire out there who is willing to help get me out of my current financial situation. this vehicle is being sold as is.

 

I suppose you can't blame the bloke for trying.

[Torsten2001]

Christ what a dogs dinner! I guess he should've spend his hard earned on groceries instead of this shit

[seth]

Roll up, Roll up!

 

[Twiggy]

How much ?

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MORRIS-MIN ... 240%3A1318

 

"Make an offer and get it for less."

[Guest]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BIG-BEN-private-n ... ed_Numbers?

price: £9,999,999.00

[Guest]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-Nissan-Skyli ... mobiles_UK?

price: £74,995.00 Are they really that much

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2005-Ford-Focus-D ... mobiles_UK?

price: £65,170.00

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2006-Citroen-C4-P ... mobiles_UK?

price: £57,880.00

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/V14GRA-V14GRA-V14 ... ed_Numbers?

£50,000.00

Thats a stiff price. Times are hard. Still keep your pecker up

[Father Ted]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/V14GRA-V14GRA-V14 ... ed_Numbers?

£50,000.00

Thats a stiff price. Times are hard. Still keep your pecker up

£50 Grand? To advertise the fact you cant get wood without some pills? I think not - save yourself all that money by going out with someone called Sian then all the world will know about the size and performance of your trouser snake...

[retrogeezer]

My mate has G4TSO - bought it a few years ago for a lot less than it's worth now!

[pogweasel]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0112039322

 

I know Trev ain't the cheapest, but come on!

[Betaphile]

http://www.carpoint.com.au/used-car/CIT ... 81082.aspx

 

This is a very rare oppotunity for a serious, astute Citroen collector having been meticulously fully restored. Factory Brand New Body Shell & All New Body Panels - rust proofed. All the glass - windsreen, rear and side windows are factory new. The interior door trims are also factory new as well as the steering wheel and instrument panel. The tan leather trim is in excellent condition. The car is completed with new factory alloy wheels. This vehicle has travelled under 4000 kms since restoration.

 

Lovely car, but...

 

$45k?

 

WTF?

 

Good luck.

[Torsten2001]

Yeah, that's a bit pricey but it is the Range 2 Door issue, you get one free with the mag I think

[Betaphile]

CX optimist is also trying to shift this GS wagon C-Matic, at a mere $15k...

 

http://www.carpoint.com.au/used-car/CIT ... 81130.aspx

[Ross_K]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2001-Nissan-Skyline-R34-GTR-2-8-HKS-high-deck_W0QQitemZ220324584830QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?

price: £74,995.00 Are they really that much

Yeah. For the 1200bhp engine. A lot of wierd Skyline special editions are worth big coin. The Skyline Z-tune is another one that comes to mind.

[pogweasel]

Ferrari stickers always add more. That amount more is inversely proportional to the suitability of the vehicle applied to. EG. On a Fiat Dino + £100 On a Fiat X19 + £200 Cinquecento + £500 Morris Marina + £3000

[AXrescuer]

CX optimist is also trying to shift this GS wagon C-Matic, at a mere $15k...http://www.carpoint.com.au/used-car/CIT ... 81130.aspx

That's about £7,000 in proper money!

[Guest]

He's got other ones as well! Your number one choice for ludicrously expensive high-mileage Saabs.

[wuvvum]

He's the chap who bought that white 9000 Carlsson that was advertised on Retro Rides. He paid £350 for it, and he's got it up a week later at £2500.

[Justin Case]

It recently went for 6.3k including buyers premium, so a reserve of over 7k is a bit optimistic:

http://www.brightwells.com/3rdparty/orp ... hp?id=1034

 

On the other hand I've seen cars 5k there up at 9k in the classic car press

[wuvvum]

 

£2,421,140.

 

Words fail me.

[garycox]

 

I'd love to drive about in the car bit of it though!

 

[Volksy]

A restored Aerocar was featured in one of James Mays programmes I think, apparently didn't fly very well, or function well as a car. There is IIRC only one left airworthy in the world.Understandable really..