michiel Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Not eBay, but here's a thread about a Dutch garage owner claiming he knows what he's got and it will sell eventually, asking 1000s for the piles of rust on his forecourt... he's got a good location too, and lives off the money he made from selling a few barns and sheds apparently. A few samples (pics taken last weekend): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Thats almost my dream garage, although I don't think even I could handle that much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gorgeous-Much-Mod ... 0301310517I do have some pictures - they are too high-quality to put on e-bay"I'm not going to waste my pictures on that internet auction site in an effort to market my car, they are much too good for that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Not eBay, but here's a thread about a Dutch garage owner claiming he knows what he's got What he's got is a bunch of what were once lovely old cars, and are now so rotten only a half wit would want them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Gorgeous-Much-Modified-Morris-Minor_W0QQitemZ170301310517I do have some pictures - they are too high-quality to put on e-bay"I'm not going to waste my pictures on that internet auction site in an effort to market my car, they are much too good for that"Shame, I like a good dutch auction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Not eBay, but here's a thread about a Dutch garage owner claiming he knows what he's got What he's got is a bunch of what were once lovely old cars, and are now so rotten only a half wit would want them!Some of the stuff that he has undercover looks ok, the stuff thats outside looks totally shagged though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 michiel's photo's are sad to see really-there was some good cars there once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Nice - but 2 grand nice? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Fiesta-Firef ... 0339992209 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Nice - but 2 grand nice?http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Fiesta-Firef ... 0339992209Just imagine what the laughingly named affordable classics who advertise in practical classics would ask for it though!!. Not much info in that ad though-so it wont sell anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Dutch garage has a Quintet! And one of those big-bumpered Stellars. This isn't quite in the league of some of the bargains on this thread, but I think the buyer is optimistic... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-S ... 0030631049 The annoying blurb at the beginning of the listing is bad enough, but £695 for a Bluebird with over 100k, no tax and only six weeks or so MoT? OK, it's a decent-looking example but there's a reasonably specced, clean saloon with similar mileage and longer MoT but only £395 also listed this week. And mine with half the mileage, fair bit of tax and much longer MoT was less again... Never mind, they'll all be worth £2000+ soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I'd give him a tenner for the headlamp wash off his MK5, but thats it.Shame about the mk2 capri.. i love those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I wonder he shounds loike Goldmembah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 BARGAIN JAYFOR - RESPEC' 2 DA POGZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 Ca va les cochons! Regardez cette petite collection de crottes de la route. http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38699407.htm?ca=12_s€450 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38684719.htm?ca=12_s€80 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/32302006.htm?ca=12_sdeux baignoles pour €400, Affaire! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38627044.htm?ca=12_sIDEAL POUR LES LONGS TRAJETS, €850 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/26098189.htm?ca=12_stres bien entretenue, €850 (prix optimiste) http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38519460.htm?ca=12_s105TC, €400 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38513709.htm?ca=12_svoulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? €900 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38474936.htm?ca=12_sQu'est-ce que c'est ce truc? €550 http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/38443201.htm?ca=12_sOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG €800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Le Civic, est ce qu'il est dans le chateax_ Bolleaux? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 nah!Hey sorry all, this was supposed to go in the ebay tat thread not the bargain one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 :lol:That crud-covered Civic is borderline though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 why? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26otn%3D4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 15, 2009 Author Share Posted February 15, 2009 LOL, you gotta admit thats pretty amusing. Car looks f##king appalling, I thought only minis, beetles and pikey limos got the old pink paint treatment? Would never have guessed a C5 would be in line for it! Horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 why? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26otn%3D4 WTF!! The seller also has a very apt bargain plate to go with it: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... otohosting Why would you want to pay £1150 to have Dick He(ad) on your car, Jesus H....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 It doesn't even say DICK HE, it says D10KHE, great if your name is Diok.The woman in the C5 with her flaps out looks as if she's been in a terrible accident. There's no way the car's worth £2800 either, it's the moneypit 2.2 engine and you can get tidy examples that are newer and not pink for less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 It is, of course, a pic of Jordan, photoshopped onto the shot of the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 A bit "after the event," I know, but sufficient of a bargain for inclusion, I think. My brother's latest purchase: 90K, F.S.H., MoT 'til Sept, new cam belt... £276.00!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 8000 euro for a Cournil (a what?? isn't it an ARO or something similar)? This is an actual bargain, only 300 euro for a gorgeous Addax Attila from 1975: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 8000 euro for a Cournil (a what?? isn't it an ARO or something similar)? It's a UMM - early one by the look of it. Probably got the 2.1 Indenor engine out of the 504. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 That's the one! Merci wuvvum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Jeezus wept, what were they thinking of. Not only does that look shat, it appears to have been carried out to the lowest achievable standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Yeah, that looks a lovely place to be on a Friday night, I wonder if they have double diamond on draft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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