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Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That Polo seems pretty good value, according to the ad it's only got 85,000 miles on the clock.

 

Verdict: fuck right off

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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Fuck me , this is silly and its not ended yet

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/400413515447? ... 1423.l2649

 

:shock:

Currently at £410 for a mirror FFS!

Silly indeed.

 

It almost seems you can list anything with "GENUINE BMC WORKS RALLY MINI COOPER ETC" in the title and get some ridiculous price for it. I wouldn't be at all surprised to find one just like that at an autojumble for £25 being listed for an MG Magnette or something similar.

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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A 76 is rare indeed, but the sign says don't touch the dog. So what do we do?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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This e34 is an Alpina but it's not the valuable bi-turbo it's basically a 535i sport tuned up a bit. It's been sale on various sites at "offers" for a while. It's got the interior from an e28 (hats the wrong colour)in it, one of the wheels is missing, the alpina splitter is gone and it has no MOT although "will go through for £200". Spend the 200 then you want nearly 4 grand for it!

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C361044

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That Land Cruiser is pretty awesome despite the high price. Must be the only original UK version of one of those left surely?

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Take one 22yo Range Rover Vogue SE, give it a matt black wrap, heavy window tint, fit way too many lights for the alternator to be able to cope with and make sure you get as many OLLI stickers on it as you can.

 

Then pop along and unload it onto Purplehorse who can advertise the otherwise standard car as "the beast" and make suggestions as to the engine must have been chooned because it sounds gr8.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/150995724983

 

£2995

 

There cant be many places you could drive this without the OLLI crowd thinking "no bob, no checkaplate, no lift, no comedy tyres! Wot a Dick!" and the rest of humanity just thinking "wot a dick!"

 

I wouldnt touch it with yours tbh :roll:

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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not sure i can be arsed to wotch it any more.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Ah bollocks, I'll give it another go. Added to watch list.

 

I've also asked the seller the following question:

 

"Hi, does the handbrake work ok? There's a common fault on these cars where loose objects such as coins, especially 20p pieces, can jam the handbrake mechanism."

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Why would he not upload pictures straight away when he ad them n previous auctions?

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Citroen Xsara VTR.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/01-Y-Citroen-Xsara-VTR-1-6-WRC-Replica-Dimma-306-Maxi-project-spares-repair-/290872086836

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now needs a major service to get running again with stagnant fuel etc i cant be bothered

 

I suspect most people will not be bothered too much about buying this car either.

 

£3,250

 

Hmmm. Lets see how much these 2001 VTRs are actually selling for?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-CITROEN-XSARA-VTR-16V-GREEN-/321078246232

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£190.

 

Good luck dickhead.

mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Peugeot- ... 4ac2181fa4

 

Watching!

 

Ditto :-)

 

There's now 650 of us on the Autoshite Facebook group. If we all chipped in a quid each, we could buy that and still have enough cash to hire a means of destroying it outside the seller's house.

bub2006 Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

bub2006

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Peugeot going on watch list. As for Facebook page that's news to me!! I'd gladly throw a quid into the pot providing someone can think of an ingenious way of destroying it. E.g pulled apart by two yugo sana's.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Oh christ, now we're going to have to look at that Peugeot another 2000 times :roll::roll::roll:

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