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There's a knobber in a standard, newish Polo around here with a massive 'SoFresh' sticker placed sideways on the front screen. I have no idea what sort of statement he's trying to make unless it relates to his girlfriends pants and it's some sort of invitation.

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I'm a scene twat, look at what I did to the only Scottish 18gtd left on the road...

 

When I bought it:

 

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When I sold it:

 

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That is shite Scott I can't forgive a move from maroon to green!

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I have seen stuff looped through the rear towing eye eg handcuffs, soft toys etc

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I have seen stuff looped through the rear towing eye eg handcuffs, soft toys etc

 

I was mega confused by this today. Followed a beige rover 25, smurf hanging from the towing eye, but also giffer straw hat on the parcel shelf.

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I find a tin of boiled sweets on the dash whilst hanging around the local park entrance has the desired effect.

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I find removing the rear wiper and debadging MODZ bizarre. Removing useful equipment the manufacturer has so kindly provided, and "Oh, I just can't tell what that Vauxhall Corsa C is in front!"

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I have seen stuff looped through the rear towing eye eg handcuffs, soft toys etc

It means the driver is up for some unofficial competition. Apparently. Usually down the bypass, round the island and back to the Maccy D's car park.

 

YO.

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a lot of times they remove the badges trying to hide the fact its a povo spec 1 ltr lol

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I usually remove rear badges from cars. And stickers, and I try not to own anything with a rear wiper.

 

I "get" removing trivial stuff from cars, the more basic they are the more I like them. But I don't get removing stuff that stops them working, like paint and springs.

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Drifting. What's the opinion? Second one below is so funny.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCsgdMCZFg

 

that clip is comedy gold. My favorite part is that, in every case, the guy driving thought he was King Shit. right up until he hit something

 

bellends

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It's one of those things I just don't get.

I think it's a case of people attempting to be original and individual but end up following a crowd of people who all do the exactly the same thing.

For me it's just as bizzare as those grown men who like My Little Pony.

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Drifting is the automotive equivalent of the emperors new clothes.

 

A generation of youngsters have been force fed front wheel driven shit, and have now discovered even a low powered RWD car can be a lot of fun.

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Drifting. What's the opinion? Second one below is so funny.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCsgdMCZFg

 

Some scary shizzle on a couple of those. Personally love the Red Ovlov at 3.15 - slowly tries to drift and instantly slow-mo's into a barrier. Aahsome.

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Depressing. I bet some of these drivers just reach for the "game-reload" button after the crash.

 

Takes some special kind of dimness to get in a car, drive off and run yourself over.

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Oh Jesus, why would I just love to repeatedly slam that tailgate down on the guy on the lefts trilby, while he's wearing it.

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^^^ That's clever: even the plastic bumper is rusty.

 

I don't usually shoot people, but the target on the roofrack is tempting.

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^^^ That Audi is close to me and I know the boys dad.

I can confirm (in case it wasn't obvious) that he is indeed a twat.

It had some camo netting on the bonnet for a while, looked good*.

 

 

Oh, his dad's an arse too!!

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After we have slammed the tailgate down on the trilbied tit, what  say somebody jumps in that other abortion and floors it with the cunt-hat still perched up there...

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I literally LOLd at some tit in a 2005 Golf 5 door the other day. It was stupidly lowered on stupid alloys with stupid stretch tyres and the owner and his mate were trying to act all moody and cool. I really couldn't help but burst out laughing at them.

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I have nothing against safe mods done to suit the owner's personal taste but when it's a lash-up done to try and impress other people it begs to be mocked.  

 

The best one I saw which made me want to point and laugh like a four year old was when a while back I walked past a white mk3 Fiesta stuck in traffic.  It had the worst kind of ill-fitting, badly made bodykit with enormous angular bumpers and spoilers. Completely lost under the ridiculous extended arches were the original 13" steel wheels.  It also had a loud fart can exhaust and the owner had the window down, arm on the window sill, music up and shades on.  Neither the exhaust nor the stereo could hide the sound of a very worn out pushrod 1.1 engine rattling loudly under the bonnet.  It was all very tragic but quite funny.

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I kinda feel bad for laughing at the drift clip where he plows into the crowd sideways.

 

Then I laughed more at the guy who ran himself over in his own car and didn't feel so bad any more.

 

Natural selection at work right there.

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Have we had this yet?

 

I think I might be a bit of a scene twat, though I think the car in the above pic is horrific.

Nice set of period alloys and a little lower is enough for me.

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I couldn't care less what these folk do to their cars. At least that's what I thought I thought, but then I saw this and it made my blood, piss and poo poo boil:

 

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I mean, what sort of fucking idiot puts a roof rack on a pick up? Really? I actually can't believe my actual eyes, I am in an actual rage about this, I am so incredibly angry I can't stop tutting.

This is the first sign of the end of human kind. This is the exact point where we start to grow fins and head back into the water. 

 

What's next, empty camper vans towing caravans? 

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ha ha ha that's too funny!

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Take the roof rack off and I'd say that looks pretty nice.......

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