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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from PicantoJon in The MB sex den thread   
    As this seems to have a bit of a following on here, I’m going to keep this going as an owners thread.
    When I dragged it out of the workshop on the remaining 75% of its cylinders, my mate in the unit across the yard came bounding over with his tongue hanging out. Apparently, he did his apprenticeship on these at Mercedes so is chomping at the bit to relive his youth and pull it to pieces!
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from High Jetter in The MB sex den thread   
    Anyway, before it starts being stripped, we decided to get it in the air and see what we had to contend with.
    It could do with an inner track rod rubber boot.
    That’s it. Apart from the dubious cylinder head gasket, obvs…
    It is absolutely solid underneath. The jacking points have all been properly repaired at some point but they are as strong as anything and will be fine for years to come. The suspension arms are all spot on as well as the spring perches, the dampers are recent, the exhaust boxes are still shiny and black, it is properly spot on!

     


    It’s even got the factory detachable tow pack fitted which presumably needs the ball part locating but that shouldn’t be an issue

    The tickover has sorted itself out now but there’s still plenty of coolant burning off

    I’m just letting it warm up before loosening the manifold bolts then it can go in the corner to commence strip down of the top end.
    I was never really sure what I was going to do with this long term…as well as this, I have a very low mileage white saloon and a grey 300CE coupe both in bits and the plan was to keep the saloon as a long term daily but I think I’ve fallen for the shabbiness of this one along with the crazy interior colour and the practicality of the estate. A rethink may be in order 🤨
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from Dyslexic Viking in The MB sex den thread   
    Anyway, before it starts being stripped, we decided to get it in the air and see what we had to contend with.
    It could do with an inner track rod rubber boot.
    That’s it. Apart from the dubious cylinder head gasket, obvs…
    It is absolutely solid underneath. The jacking points have all been properly repaired at some point but they are as strong as anything and will be fine for years to come. The suspension arms are all spot on as well as the spring perches, the dampers are recent, the exhaust boxes are still shiny and black, it is properly spot on!

     


    It’s even got the factory detachable tow pack fitted which presumably needs the ball part locating but that shouldn’t be an issue

    The tickover has sorted itself out now but there’s still plenty of coolant burning off

    I’m just letting it warm up before loosening the manifold bolts then it can go in the corner to commence strip down of the top end.
    I was never really sure what I was going to do with this long term…as well as this, I have a very low mileage white saloon and a grey 300CE coupe both in bits and the plan was to keep the saloon as a long term daily but I think I’ve fallen for the shabbiness of this one along with the crazy interior colour and the practicality of the estate. A rethink may be in order 🤨
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from Dyslexic Viking in The MB sex den thread   
    As this seems to have a bit of a following on here, I’m going to keep this going as an owners thread.
    When I dragged it out of the workshop on the remaining 75% of its cylinders, my mate in the unit across the yard came bounding over with his tongue hanging out. Apparently, he did his apprenticeship on these at Mercedes so is chomping at the bit to relive his youth and pull it to pieces!
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from yes oui si in The MB sex den thread   
    It certainly will…it’s back at the workshop now where the head will be removed next week and sent for testing and skimming before being rebuilt and thrown into use 🙂

    Think I’ve lost a bit of trim coming out of Pately Bridge though…I heard a bang from under my side and assumed I’d run over a bit of wood or something 🤬

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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from yes oui si in The MB sex den thread   
    In other news, the object of the collection has indeed been collected.
    Currentiy 10 miles in at McDs for coffee and all is fairly well so far. The heater is still heating so we’ll stock up on water and caffeine before hitting the A1 again 👍

    If you haven’t worked out what it yet, it’s very burgundy in here… 😂
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from yes oui si in The MB sex den thread   
    It certainly wasn’t!!
    The great news is I’ve discovered I fit comfortably in an Exocet so I have no need to bother welding my NA up now! 😂
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from Cavcraft in The MB sex den thread   
    That. Is. Fucking. Mental.


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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from yes oui si in The MB sex den thread   
    Phase 1 completed, although Burnley is gridlocked for some reason so sustenance will have to wait until York. Train is due in 7 minutes and I’ve only just got here…

     
    Claire is working from home today and one of the spaniels is laid under her desk and farting like a trooper so I’m glad I’m out of the way!
     
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from puddlethumper in The MB sex den thread   
    In other news, the object of the collection has indeed been collected.
    Currentiy 10 miles in at McDs for coffee and all is fairly well so far. The heater is still heating so we’ll stock up on water and caffeine before hitting the A1 again 👍

    If you haven’t worked out what it yet, it’s very burgundy in here… 😂
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from puddlethumper in The MB sex den thread   
    Well, this is a new one on me.
    Train is supposed to be heading to York…it pulls into Leeds and we’re all told the onward train is now on another platform. Everyone gets off and heads across the station to platform 11 where there’s no sign of a train, just a bloke who tells us it’s now been moved across to platform 12. Guess where the train we’ve all been kicked off is?!
    Fuck me, they’d struggle with the proverbial brewery piss up.
    Now back on the same train and heading to York but having to stand as there’s now no seats and my onward connection leaves 6 minutes before we arrive?? 😂
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from gm in gm's unhealthy obsession with mx5s - Exo on taxi duty   
    Don’t apologise…I’d have happily endured the shit show that Northern Rail threw at me purely for the entertainment provided by @gm
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from loserone in gm's unhealthy obsession with mx5s - Exo on taxi duty   
    Don’t apologise…I’d have happily endured the shit show that Northern Rail threw at me purely for the entertainment provided by @gm
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from 320touring in gm's unhealthy obsession with mx5s - Exo on taxi duty   
    Don’t apologise…I’d have happily endured the shit show that Northern Rail threw at me purely for the entertainment provided by @gm
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    NorthernMonkey reacted to gm in gm's unhealthy obsession with mx5s - Exo on taxi duty   
    the Exo was on taxi duty yesterday collecting @NorthernMonkey from Durham station. 
    as i’ve not met NM before, i didn’t know who to look for - i needn’t have worried - most passengers leaving the station regarded the Exo with amusement / bemusement but when one came round the corner and exclaimed “oh fucks sake” i knew exactly who he was  
    we fannied on trying to adjust seatbelt harnesses but, as we had a bit of an audience, chose to drive down the road and pull over on a side street 

    harnesses adjusted, i gave it the beans ! there’s a nearby road with a hefty crest - i’m not sure but i think we may have caught some air
    stopping at a convenient petrol station, it was time to swap seats and let NM have a go 

    he wasn’t in a particular hurry so i directed him onto some back roads to have some fun - i think he likes it.
    some time later, we arrived at scaryoldcortina’s place for the actual collection to take place - the big blue merc in the background - must have been quite a contrast coming from the exo !

     
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from captain_70s in The MB sex den thread   
    It certainly will…it’s back at the workshop now where the head will be removed next week and sent for testing and skimming before being rebuilt and thrown into use 🙂

    Think I’ve lost a bit of trim coming out of Pately Bridge though…I heard a bang from under my side and assumed I’d run over a bit of wood or something 🤬

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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from PicantoJon in The MB sex den thread   
    Just realised this is in the wrong section…bloody useless admin!!
    Now relocated 
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from PicantoJon in The MB sex den thread   
    Phase 1 completed, although Burnley is gridlocked for some reason so sustenance will have to wait until York. Train is due in 7 minutes and I’ve only just got here…

     
    Claire is working from home today and one of the spaniels is laid under her desk and farting like a trooper so I’m glad I’m out of the way!
     
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from Sunny Jim in The MB sex den thread   
    That. Is. Fucking. Mental.


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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from 23rdian in The MB sex den thread   
    Oh yes.
    Delay Repay, my best friend.
    Already logged into my account… 😂
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from 23rdian in The MB sex den thread   
    Luckily, I’ve found a quaint little tea room run by a charming man called Tim who thankfully serve a delicious* breakfast until 12.00 so it’s not all bad…

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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from Fat_Pirate in The MB sex den thread   
    It certainly will…it’s back at the workshop now where the head will be removed next week and sent for testing and skimming before being rebuilt and thrown into use 🙂

    Think I’ve lost a bit of trim coming out of Pately Bridge though…I heard a bang from under my side and assumed I’d run over a bit of wood or something 🤬

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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from djim in The MB sex den thread   
    It certainly will…it’s back at the workshop now where the head will be removed next week and sent for testing and skimming before being rebuilt and thrown into use 🙂

    Think I’ve lost a bit of trim coming out of Pately Bridge though…I heard a bang from under my side and assumed I’d run over a bit of wood or something 🤬

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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from MorrisItalSLX in The MB sex den thread   
    In other news, the object of the collection has indeed been collected.
    Currentiy 10 miles in at McDs for coffee and all is fairly well so far. The heater is still heating so we’ll stock up on water and caffeine before hitting the A1 again 👍

    If you haven’t worked out what it yet, it’s very burgundy in here… 😂
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    NorthernMonkey got a reaction from Tickman in The MB sex den thread   
    It certainly will…it’s back at the workshop now where the head will be removed next week and sent for testing and skimming before being rebuilt and thrown into use 🙂

    Think I’ve lost a bit of trim coming out of Pately Bridge though…I heard a bang from under my side and assumed I’d run over a bit of wood or something 🤬

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