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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:14 PM

GR8 4 SHITE LUVAZ
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Damn you Bollox! I have fired a cheeky bid on that and forgot that Bristol is absolutely yonks away. If I have to go get it, you're in for a good hiding.

#13052 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:22 PM

Howay then Hirst! I reckon I could chin ya easy.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:27 PM

Fight!
Interesting contest, I reckon Mr_Bol has the advantage in terms of reach & agility, but suspect D_Hirst's got the upper hand when it comes to power/weight.
£5 on Alf_Bo11ox getting KO'd by a killer Fray Bentos right hook in the 4th.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:29 PM

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#13055 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:32 PM

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:46 PM

I've got to go out now. This aint over!

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 07:51 PM

Idiots. In the good sense ofcourse.

#13058 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:11 PM

A good price or not? Anyone on here? :) http://offer.ebay.co... ... 0372364573

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:12 PM

Unlikely.Zero-rated top bidder, bet's it will be back within a week. :lol:

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:18 PM

WIFE!, Bring me some clean pants, I seem to of made a sticky mess in mine...

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#13061 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:23 PM

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: z o m g :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Sorry. I am gonna need moar than just one new clean pair of grits.

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:27 PM

I don't think I've seen something that looked like that since 1984 :shock:

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 09:39 PM

A good price or not? Anyone on here? :) http://offer.ebay.co... ... 0372364573

Not me. Was thinking about it with the bidding still at £260 but then common sense kicked in and I realised that in between the fun of the 2CV and the occasional-excitement of the Alfa, there's a really boring place that this would slot into brilliantly. I'd then get fed up of it almost immediately and would want to sell it. At which point no-one in the country would want it. So I bought a digital camera instead. Sorry.

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#13064 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:04 PM

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Love the admonishing tone of the Q+A reply! :lol:

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:07 PM

That is class! :lol:

Q: Hi, can u please let us know wath is your resave price ? thank's. 22-Jul-09 A: there is no 'resave' price. You can find the reserve price by incrementally bidding. Note that 'you' is three letters, a 'y' followed by a 'u' and then an 'o'.


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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:08 PM

That is class! :lol:

Q: Hi, can u please let us know wath is your resave price ? thank's. 22-Jul-09 A: there is no 'resave' price. You can find the reserve price by incrementally bidding. Note that 'you' is three letters, a 'y' followed by a 'u' and then an 'o'.

He's spelt You wrong though.. Yuo?

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:09 PM

That is class! :lol:

Q: Hi, can u please let us know wath is your resave price ? thank's. 22-Jul-09 A: there is no 'resave' price. You can find the reserve price by incrementally bidding. Note that 'you' is three letters, a 'y' followed by a 'u' and then an 'o'.

And what's even better is that he still managed to spell "you" wrong. :lol:

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:10 PM

Especially considering he spelt it "yuo".........................
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:12 PM

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One assumes the painter was red/green colour-blind?

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:15 PM

^^ Bet he brought a job lot of post box red paint from a auction he need to use up, bet he also drives a battleship grey Maxi as well...

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:19 PM

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When did they stop churning these out?

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:23 PM

^^ Bet he brought a job lot of post box red paint from a auction he need to use up, bet he also drives a battleship grey Maxi as well...

Back in the 70's there used to be a fair few cars round where I lived painted in PANAVIA grey...
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:16 AM

Been outbid on that Regata thankfully.

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Looks like the Hirst/Bollox showdown will have to wait.

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 04:34 AM

Is that Mr B's Volvo being shot at ? :lol:

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 05:29 AM

I've Personally I'm amazed anyone buys 90% of advertised damaged cars for sale as I can't see how they can make any money at it. Once went to a local salvage auction and I swear straight, undamaged similar vehicles were cheaper at motor auctions and in the papers. Funny really but salvage sales seem to attract the kind of desperate bidders that will pay any money for any old rope.

I've noticed that for the past couple of years - absolute madness! :shock:
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:51 AM

Look at this stunnah - just picture yourself settling back into the plush vinyl seats, gazing over the bonnet with all its power hidden underneath and knowing you're in a handmade British car with subtle sporting overtones.

Imagine powering down that twisty road in the alps, a Matt Monroe track in the background as you adjust your sunglasses with holes down the sides. Then as the camera pulls back and shows the car from the outside, the music changes to a kazoo and cymbals

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:52 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BWs32EgBWk~$(KG...
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When did they stop churning these out?

1974. See the handy Buyer's Guide in next week's CCW! pluggy mode>

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 08:26 AM

Seller says Mini vans are gerring rare - rarer stll since he cocked about with this one...
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Vendor says its been dry stored - but iinterior shots make it look like its been in a pond.
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 08:32 AM

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Jaysus - surfer tax on a Datsun Estate.
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 10:13 AM

This looks decent fot the £365 the dealer wants. 1600 auto and a years ticket! Get the grey paint out for the grille

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