Q. What's brown and shitty?

[pogweasel]

A. This disgusting turd of a vehicle.

Which I have just "won" in an internet auction.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0634208043

As you can see, it was the detailed and forthright write-up of the cars condition, plus illustrative photo set that really sold it to me.

Now lets see what the comedians of SHITLY want to fetch it for me...

[dollywobbler]

Nice one Pog. Where the fug is Newton-on-the-willows?!

[Pillock]

That listing sure leaves no question unanswered....

Good luck!

[sporty-shite]

Newton-le-Willows is just on the edges of Warrington and Liverpool (vast approximation).

 

However, Shiply may come up good, as it's right in the heart of the North West motorway network, so GR10 4 backloads.

[Cavcraft]

LOL I was weighing that up earlier today.

 

Newton le Willows is sort of St Helens/Warrington way iirc.

[Negative Creep]

At that price how bad could it be?

[theorganist]

I had one eye on it too!! Nice one, looks like it could be a bargain at that price.

[seth]

A stick!

 

Sorry, thats not the right punchline is it. GR8 8UY! Is the number plate "TED"?

[BMC Dan]

Excellent stuff, 5 speeder too

[skattrd]

Looks like a good buy ... the seller really put a lot of effort in to the ad

[eddyramrod]

M6, J23. Should have no trouble at all arranging transport. It very likely IS registered "TED" as "ED" is a Warrington combination. Well done Pog.

[ashmicro]

Nice one Pog

 

 

Excellent stuff, 5 speeder too

 

 

All-aggro in Jack Knight gearbox shocka!

[Angrydicky]

Fantastic!

 

 

Sorry, thats not the right punchline is it. GR8 8UY! Is the number plate "TED"?

 

It's YED 126T.

 

The enquiry is complete

 

The vehicle details for YED 126T are:

 

Date of Liability 01 12 2010

Date of First Registration 01 08 1978

Year of Manufacture 1978

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1485CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour BROWN

[greengartside]

Superb purchase Pog! That looks wonderfully brown inside and out! Looking forward to the write up

 

Newton-Le-Willows is where this guy is from....

 

[Station]

When one of three pictures of a car auction is the handbook, you're probably in trouble. It actually looks quite nice though, hope it's a winner!

[wuvvum]

What are you worrying about Shiply for? Book it in for a test and drive it home man.

[chaseracer]

Excellent stuff, 5 speeder too

 

 

All-aggro in "knitting-needle-in-bag-of-marbles" Maxi joke gearbox shocka!

EFA...

[Cavcraft]

Hey Pog make sure Harold Shipman recovery have a spec lift on their truck for this little 'beauty' which is in Warrington...

 

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1333393/19 ... p_project/

 

The seller 'isn't sure how many Allegro Equipes were made'. I'm not sure how many Equipes were even made in 1973 but I believe it will be absolutely fucking none.

 

Still, if you raid the loft for serial killer memorabilia you can swap with him.

[greengartside]

Could you imagine this??

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOZL! I reckon you should A-frame this home behind UR renner kangoo

[Vin]

Austin Allegro for sale, bought by my dad in reasonable condition any questions answered

 

My question to be answered would be whether it was the father or the Allagro that was in reasonable condition...

 

 

Good work all the same Pogmeister

[HillmanImp]

bought by my dad in reasonable condition

 

Yeah, new in 1978.

 

Hope its okay. If its not just pay Shipley again and get them to drop it off back at their house.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

GOLD!

 

edit: I mean BROWN!

[fotorabia]

well done Pog...utter pure Shite..

[ProgRocker]

Nice buy.

 

Is that a decent spec All-aggro? That black panel on the bootlid seems to suggest that it is.

[boobydoo]

Nice buy.

 

Is that a decent spec All-aggro? That black panel on the bootlid seems to suggest that it is.

 

Agreed. A Lynn Faulds-Wood style investigation would lead me to believe that it might be a 'HL' model, the clues being:

vinyl roof,

black rear panel,

side moulding.

 

Has it got sumptuous velour seating aswell?

[michiel]

Fab.

[greengartside]

I think it's a 'Special' model. That would explain the 'Spec' title in the eBay ad?

 

I'm sure they did a model called the 'Special'...

[Lankytim]

I have a 1500 special.. As far as I can see only the Vinyl roof and black edge to the boot lid make it at all special.

 

IIRC all E series models have the 5 speed boxes, and go very well indeed!

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

Yours looks a bit rubbish to me, it doesn't have a signed photo of Reg Holdsworth

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C213409/