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I no longer own this beauty, but it really needs to be the joker in the pack;

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Year introduced; 2001

Max speed (mph); 131

Max power (bhp); 165

Cubic capacity (cc); 1998

Autoshite Rating; 20+

 

 

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7 minutes ago, carlo said:

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I’d have a cougar nearer 15 shite rating because nobody likes them

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2 minutes ago, dozeydustman said:

I’d have a cougar nearer 15 shite rating because nobody likes them

Hars- oh wait, it's your own motor. Fire away. :D

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Just now, AnnoyingPentium said:

Hars- oh wait, it's your own motor. Fire away. :D

Was. Sadly scrapped 2015 because I couldn’t get parts to MoT it. I loved it and wish I could have mothballed it, sadly nowhere to do so.

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Ford Mondeo Ghia (Belgium)

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Year introduced: 1993

Max speed (mph): 130

Max power (bhp): 134

Cubic capacity (cc): 1988

Autoshite Rating: ??

 

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7 hours ago, carlo said:

Well I quite like that Pontiac.  Rating decision has gone to VAR and been upped

And I like the look of this game!  Can I play?

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Renner 19 GTS

Year introduced 1989 (in UK)

Max speed 108mph, apparently 

Max power 79bhp (ENERGY JUST KICKED IN y0)

Cubes caps 1390

Shite rating on a midly upwards trajectory.

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Audi A2. 

Launched in the UK in the year 2000.

Max speed 106*mph

1.4TDI with 75BHP and 144 Imperial Torques. 

World first aluminium bodied car intended for mass production...

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Cougar loses points for being a Coupe and a Ford.  If you'd like to re-submit it in 2030 it should be nearer 15.

 

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43 minutes ago, carlo said:

Cougar loses points for being a Coupe and a Ford.  If you'd like to re-submit it in 2030 it should be nearer 15.

 

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Thankyou very much Carlo! That's brilliant! 🎊🎉👌😎

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Dacia 1310

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1,959,730 produced in Romania (Inc 1300) 1969-2004

88mph/61 bhp/ 1397cc

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11 minutes ago, catsinthewelder said:

Dacia 1310

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88mph

Time travel rating?

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7 minutes ago, dozeydustman said:

Time travel rating?

20 years crossing from Bosnia into Croatia.

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12 hours ago, Leyland Worldmaster said:

Audi A2. 

World first aluminium bodied car intended for mass production...

 

Ahem, intended to sell at 6,500 per year, actually sold 17,020 total.image.thumb.jpeg.14865beb4e4db4bb255fb8d86f1269c6.jpeg

Introduced 1999

108mph

67hp plus 13hp of electric boost.

999cc

 

 

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Couple of crackers there.  Think the Dacia would have been a 20 if an orginal UK car..

 

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Daimler V8-250

Introduced 1967 V8-250

Power 140BHP

Speed 109 MPH

2548 CC

 

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Renault Clio2 1.6i RN Auto
Year introduced - 1998
Max Speed 109mph
Max Power 90bhp
Cubic Capacity 1598 8v
Autoshite rating ???

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Reminds me of the times when we (mostly) all thought 100bhp was decent power.( original Golf GTi 110bhp , a performance car).

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Hey I've got one of those!  We could play a new game of Autoshite Snap!

 

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Hyundai i10 1.2 SE

Year introduced: 2018

Max speed (mph): 109

Max power (bhp): 87

Cubic capacity: 1248

Autoshite Rating: ??

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45 minutes ago, carlo said:

Hey I've got one of those!  We could play a new game of Autoshite Snap!

 

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I recon I would be good at the snap game!

Your Clio has front fog light, does that mean it is not a basic RN? Mine has no electric windows either.

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I feel it would be remiss to not do the self-proclaimed AS car of 2021 😅

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Austin Montego Estate Base

Year Introduced: 1984

Max speed: 93mph (supposedly)

Max power: 67hp (lies)

Capacity: 1275cc

Autoshite rating: Maximum obviously

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9 minutes ago, Tommyboy12 said:

I feel it would be remiss to not do the self-proclaimed AS car of 2021 😅

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Austin Montego Estate Base

Year Introduced: 1984

Max speed: 93mph (supposedly)

Max power: 67hp (lies)

Capacity: 1275cc

Autoshite rating: Maximum obviously

I don't think this highly modified car really ticks all the usual boxes, yes most people increase the performance of there car by changing the engine not reduce it!

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56 minutes ago, Six-cylinder said:

I recon I would be good at the snap game!

Your Clio has front fog light, does that mean it is not a basic RN? Mine has no electric windows either.

No, mine is the RXE.  Even has A/C and a trip computer.  remarkable little car, we've had it five years and it's never gone wrong.  Proper Autoshite motoring.

Those gearboxes whilst very good to use can be a little fragile, luckily ours had had work done on it before we bought it.

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Can I play? Eccles my Mk3.5 Focus 1.5tdci Titanium feels left out. 

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9 minutes ago, carlo said:

And so it should

 

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One slight correction is the 1.5tdci came out for the 2015 model year, before that it was the 1.6tdci 

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