If you were a car, the car that is like you

[Dyslexic Viking]

If you were a car what would you be? Rules must have been made when you were born and like you.

Me. 

Ford Orion 1.8D slow not very refined and not pretty to look at. And the Orion has been worked for years on double shifts as a taxi and is tired and a bit broken but is surprisingly still going just like me.

[Cavcraft]

I'd be an AC/Thundersley Invacar.

Old, impractical, with an oversized rear end but a very long tiller.

[eddyramrod]

Vauxhall PA Cresta, obviously; they definitely made them in 1959 so that's a good start.  A degree of style, with American influences; maybe not as fast or as strong as one might think but absolutely built for comfort.  Yeah, I'll take that.

[Asimo]

[Dyslexic Viking]

6 minutes ago, Asimo said:

You're younger than I thought.

[captain_70s]

Dated from new, ageing like fine milk, generally undesirable, a shambling indicator of the decline of it's country of origin. 

But enough about me, I'd be the Austin pictured.

[yes oui si]

[loserone]

[garbaldy]

4 minutes ago, loserone said:

Feck you've been busy at only 17. 😄

[Fat_Pirate]

Generally failed to meet expectations.

[Remspoor]

Fuck, this is what my brain says

Studebaker Silver Hawk 

This is what my body says

Biscuter Pegasin                 

 

 

[Bren]

Should have done much better.

[HillmanImp]

Pretends to be much cooler than it really is, likes a drink, is a bit slow and is partially funded by selling cocaine.