Lankytim’s general shite related ranting, Ft mystery 2CV and P4 shittery.

[Split_Pin]

Too new to have rusty strut tops 25 years ago.

It's definitely* a Visa.

[UltraWomble]

  On 10/10/2022 at 21:07, Lankytim said:

Hi ShitterZ.

"How do mate, do you fancy an old motor?"

  it's a Citroen but nobody seems to know much about it 

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Waiting for the Renault 5 to be revealed....

[JMotor]

I'll be wrong, I'm guessing a C15 for shiz and goggles.

[fairkens]

  On 11/10/2022 at 08:52, UltraWomble said:

Waiting for the Renault 5 to be revealed....

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I was thinking the same thing but a laguna

[TataBobu]

Fingers crossed for an Oltcit.

[HillmanImp]

This is literally the most exciting thing to happen since the time someone leaked a sex tape of Sally from Home and Away. On tenterhooks.

[eddyramrod]

What was Sally doing on tenterhooks?

[Soundwave]

  On 11/10/2022 at 09:48, eddyramrod said:

What was Sally doing on tenterhooks?

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Having sex, apparently.

[Soundwave]

As for the car... I reckon a GSA with at least 3 hydraulic leaks and a misfire.

[Rust Collector]

It needs to be something hydraulic that doesn't start for maximum A-frame fun*. I reckon it's a petrol XM on 245,000 miles with every electrical fault known to man.

[eddyramrod]

If it turns out to be LHD on French plates....

[Six-cylinder]

I think it is going to be 1987 so BX sounds a good guess.

[Lankytim]

BIRMINGHAM ACHIEVED.

Just having a cuppa with Dad then we’re off to Olton to have a look at this… whatever it is.

[jonathan_dyane]

Man you have nerves of steel

[Datsuncog]

How long's the garage?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

  On 11/10/2022 at 09:33, HillmanImp said:

This is literally the most exciting thing to happen since the time someone leaked a sex tape of Sally from Home and Away. On tenterhooks.

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Where did Curly Watts fit in? 

[Rust Collector]

  On 11/10/2022 at 10:16, Lankytim said:

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Ah, well now I see you've got a Renault tow car and a recovery dolly then I can only assume that you're picking up a Traffic camper!

[High Jetter]

  On 11/10/2022 at 10:27, Michael Asphalt said:

Where did Curly Watts fit in? 

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Wrong soap, and was a binman at one time, so used to rear entrances!

[Lankytim]

[Noel Tidybeard]

i am in Olton! need moar hands?

 

[jonathan_dyane]

The tension, the anticipation!

[Datsuncog]

Well, shoot.

Can't be this, then - the garage door's too low.

[mk2_craig]

[HillmanImp]

Is the door jammed shut?

[sdkrc]

Open the garage and it's Johnny from Fifth gear covered in dust.

Make a 30min video talking about stuff with a calm tone but not starting the fucking car.

[Soundwave]

Maybe there's been a mix-up, there's no car and it's actually just a small lump of Citrine.

[dome]

  On 11/10/2022 at 10:58, sdkrc said:

Open the garage and it's Johnny from Fifth gear covered in dust.

Make a 30min video talking about stuff with a calm tone but not starting the fucking car.

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I used to hate Johnny Smith but his content is pretty good now, apart from the barn finds which after mainlining Vice Grip Garage are slightly* disappointing 

[HillmanImp]

I'm gonna need a code for this to put on my timesheet if he takes any longer.

[sdkrc]

Gold Peugeot 605 with undisclosed HGF?

[Datsuncog]

Trying to find a way to put a positive spin on this...?