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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I want that Subaru SVX so much, for no other reason than the rear side window does this to match the front

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I want that Subaru SVX so much, for no other reason than the rear side window does this to match the front

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Those windows are not GR9 for fat guys doing dukes of hazard impressions.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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READY TO GO

 

Yeah, ready to go HISSSSSS. But prob would as it's a £599 2.5 Con-O-Sir auto with 74k, t&t and a splendidly futile private plate.

 

Even Mrs R likes that Rover, I just showed her the pics! :D I could see us with something like that.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Figure this one out. It's a Porsche 924 that's been on fire but been fixed but has no MOT, oh and it's also kitted out in a 944 Turbo body kit, which really confuses me as the arches and wings on the 924 are totally different from the 944.

It is only 500 quid though.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-924-944-turbo-lookalike-/280835745700?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41631d67a4

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Had one of these when I was 18, same spec, different colour

 

CIH was a bit of a nail though

 

Did like it though. Even with the autobox.

 

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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This will be an exciting project for someone this year

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I just LOLd my bolloxks off at that mini, look at the shape of it from the back!

 

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He’s certainly one of those ‘glass half full’ types.

 

Most of the engine is still there, there but it is seized and is missing the head, but could be made to run with some work doing

 

the doors are good (with some rust)
HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

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Riddle-me-ree!

 

My first is in electrics, but never in functioning.

 

My second is in... actually, fug this, I'm an immaculate 62k Laguna V6 Tourer auto with a big MOT,

whose unfortunate owner is failing to flog even at £749.

 

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VED group ZZZZ+ though so I'll be sticking with my lethargic and horribly abused Mongdeo estate of the same vintage.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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has had profesional engineered roof chop

 

Professionally engineered by who? These two fucktards?

 

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cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Not yet seriously disabled? Paint this black and use as a hearse for dogs

 

You owe me a new set of chops, cos I've just lolled mine right off all over the carpet.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I don't know what board this was CHAIRMAN, of but I bet it embezzled a few biscuit-tins-under-pensioners-beds worth of slush funds before disappearing for a few months then starting a new company selling fictitional advertising space.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-H-FORD-E ... 4ab4a9af03

 

'AT THE MOMENT THE STEERING LOCK BARREL HAS PACKED UP (AS THEY DO) AND THE BLACK PLUG AT THE BACK OF THE IGNITION BARREL HAS BEEN DISCONECTED THEREFORE WE HAVE BEEN STARTING IT BY THE TURN OF A SCREWDRIVER.'

 

As they do. When they've been broken in to.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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This must be one of the oldest XM's left, registered on 1/1/90, It's only covered 45000 miles too.

 

How did they manage to register it on a bank holiday :?:

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Volkswag ... 27c405edb1

 

'Hi looking to sell my mk3 golf ive spent loads of money and alot of time on making a shit car even worse and have decided it's time to try and offload it for twenty eight times what it's actually worth to another unoriginal scene tax member'

If anyone does feel an irresistible urge to own a shit lowered Mk3 Golf 1.4 with no grille badge, I've got one you can have for £200. It doesn't have sexy black alloys though.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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I just lobbed a rather cheeky bid on it, just in case it ends up being sold to a mong and the seller has to resort to 'second chances'.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I am very tempted to get a bigger engine for my Avant as its painfully gutless on motorways and the like but that would counter the reason I got it as it would cost more in fuel. I just need to get one of my sportier cars going and it will all be okay as I will have an alternative. That looks well fly though.

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I went through that thought process too but its easier to just buy a 5cyl in the first place.

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