Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

6,732 · October 12, 2011

Tax, Mot, Shit pics, Ã‚Â£350 BIN

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VOLKSWAG ... 2314fe3c43
no tyre kickers or test piolets

I'd love that!

On another note, have we had this picture of beige lovliness yet?

44,531 · October 12, 2011

I've driven that Cortina! Was for sale at Affordable Classics in December 2009 according to my date stamp. Very peachy. I remember loving it. My photos of defects centered mainly on a tiny amount of rust where the door frame of the rear window meets the top of the door skin. The interior is a veritable galaxy of brown. Wonderful.

(Date amended because I can't read...)

1,982 · October 12, 2011

A white Xantia diesel with over 200k miles.

And no, the dog isn't included, I've already asked.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 500wt_1202

12,955 · October 12, 2011

I'm starting to think these look ACE! This one has low miles, an MOT until August and is a TURBO! Ã‚Â£0.99p start and no reserve sounds like a bargain waiting to happen.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Volvo-46 ... 2eb87001c2

32,451 · October 12, 2011

Think there's a big WAT shaped lump working his way over it as we speak.

6,732 · October 12, 2011

That'll have the 340 Driftwurkz boys or the R5Turbo lot looking at it.

3,922 · October 12, 2011

Think there's a big WAT shaped lump working his way over it as we speak.

Is it not already a done deal?

32,451 · October 12, 2011

I'm not sure, I got the impression from what he's said on FB that he was going for it?

43,438 · October 13, 2011

FB? Is that one of them Vauxhalls?

3,922 · October 13, 2011

I'm not sure, I got the impression from what he's said on FB that he was going for it?

That's what I thought, especially when he asked me to sell him the wheels back!

3.5k · October 13, 2011

BX seems a bit of an enema.

Has rare Air Con

Has tweedy seats which is not TZD spec.

Speedo reads in KMs.

5,313 · October 13, 2011

BX seems a bit of an enema.

Just as well that the BX is a wedge shape then!

3.5k · October 13, 2011

I meant Enigma

October 13, 2011

I meant Enigma

I don't want to know why you said enema though!

131,027 · October 13, 2011

I meant Enigma

I don't want to know why you said enema though!

Perhaps he asked his wife if she wanted a BX and she told him exactly where to shove it?

12,955 · October 13, 2011

Been listed soooooo many times - but who cares!?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1982-Pin ... 2c5feb8f0f

12,955 · October 13, 2011

This rediculously horny aircooled Visa is back.... COR LOOK AT IT!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Visa- ... 415e450d18

9,214 · October 13, 2011

Re: the above posted Gamma.

October 13, 2011

Would it be wrong for me to want to have the sex with that Gamma and the Visa at the same time?

9,214 · October 13, 2011

Would it be wrong for me to want to have the sex with that Gamma and the Visa at the same time?

As long as you leave them clean so I can have a turn...

October 13, 2011

Would it be wrong for me to want to have the sex with that Gamma and the Visa at the same time?

As long as you leave them clean so I can have a turn...

You go first. I prefer a bit more lubrication than most.

October 13, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-2 ... 0616963075?

For a dealer the photo's are crap and at Ã‚Â£3,750 I was going to put this in the bargains thread. Untill I saw

only covered 8891 miles from new

Allthough he's 6 miles out

47,366 · October 13, 2011

Would it be wrong for me to want to have the sex with that Gamma and the Visa at the same time?

As long as you leave them clean so I can have a turn...

You go first. I prefer a bit more lubrication than most.

I'd do the Gamma first, and let the Visa make a video of it. Then they could swap over.

October 13, 2011

As long as you leave them clean so I can have a turn...

You go first. I prefer a bit more lubrication than most.

I'd do the Gamma first, and let the Visa make a video of it. Then they could swap over.

Mind if I watch?

12,955 · October 13, 2011

I can imagine the Visa incessantly texting for days after, the Gamma would just wipe its exhaust on the curtain and leave...

October 13, 2011

I can imagine the Visa incessantly texting for days after, the Gamma would just wipe its exhaust on the curtain and leave...

I would have thought the Visa would have just been happy to get some action? LOL @ the Gamma wiping its exhaust on the curtains

5,774 · October 13, 2011

the Gamma would just wipe its exhaust on the curtain and leave...

and then shrug off the whole scandal that occurs ten or fifteen years down the line when the video is put on youtube... (it'll be some president's mistress by then and the story will be all over the tabloids).

131,027 · October 13, 2011

Why have I now got an image of Bill Clinton blowing off a Maxi exhaust and then denying he inhaled?

32,451 · October 14, 2011

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-MINI-VAN-NEEDS- ... 58903c599d

hmm... how can a rotten Mini have current tax and mot? plus there's only photos of the V5 and vin, smells like a ringer to me.

In fact Im pretty sure its the one that was listed as vin and V5 only last week that i reported.

3,565 · October 14, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-MINI-VAN-NEEDS-NEW-SHELL-/380376996253?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58903c599d

hmm... how can a rotten Mini have current tax and mot? plus there's only photos of the V5 and vin, smells like a ringer to me.

In fact Im pretty sure its the one that was listed as vin and V5 only last week that i reported.

He's not saying anywhere that it's rotten, just that it needs a new shell. Might have been crashed.

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