trigger Posted October 9, 2011 Author Posted October 9, 2011 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0663090307 I have no issues with reporting twats like this. £500 for a Mexico V5 and Vin.
scooters Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Scooters look again - look mum no bulkhead! doh! that is what happens when you don't check the link! - some bits of that are nevertheless very rare - the chrome quarter bumpers for instance
Father Ted Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 http://www.autotrader.co.uk/Pants Spaffed - Giffertastic.That Maestro is great!, Check out the beige dash!, Looks cheap at £300.Seller has emailed backSills and vallence have NO RUST!!!Still for saleIn Birmingham - which might be a bit of a twunt for me to get to this week
Lacy Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 Mate, if you're serious about that Maestro, let me know if I can help. I live not too far away and could park it up on my drive for a week or so.
Father Ted Posted October 9, 2011 Posted October 9, 2011 I have sent the seller another email. Its getting to Brum this next week thats the issue - week after I should be OK.
outlaw118 Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Alfa PornBeen off road 16 years, low miles, some rot. No surprises there.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250905093800? ... 1423.l2649 Bonjour! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir?This is HAWT, £567 RNM, in Autoshite's second favourite colour too....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/190584698606? ... 1423.l2649 "Hello Mr Ebay, I've got £8995 burning a hole in my pocket, and need to piss it up the wall on a money pit, preferably English and rare. What's you got?!"Damaged Bristol in Douglas Valley Breakers, normally a good source of overpriced chod....http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110753678308? ... 1423.l2649orLovely restored XJ12 Jaaag. Obviously the Bristol is more shite, but the Jaag is lush....hmmmmhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220716967590? ... 1423.l2649
outlaw118 Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 WTF corner, home of the ugly and misjudged......Exhibit a M'lud.....Ugly as sin Trummy based kit, one of a kind apparently. Yeah, there's a reason for that.....one for Barrett to investigate?http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110755208190? ... 1423.l2649 Exhibit B Sir, if it pleases the court.....1982 Magenta, looks like a childs drawing of an old car.....Probably mini/metro engine, and uglier than me.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180734652182? ... 1423.l2649 Sorry sir, i wish to add this evidence, that mong+nice car+shit wheel choice=FAILThe Celebrity is probably my favourite Mk1 Ashtray derivative, and whilst the rest of the car is ok, them rimz r rong.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/290614582578? ... 1423.l2649 And Finally, Land Rover lovers look away now.Too much time on your hands + Paddy's bicycle = terrible things.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/250906663506? ... 1423.l2649 VERDICT: Guilty of twattery.
scooters Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Lovely restored XJ12 Jaaag. Obviously the Bristol is more shite, but the Jaag is lush....hmmmmhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220716967590? ... 1423.l2649 tat Jag is lush - £9k for a fully sorted and mint example for one of these is not bad - having owned a couple you can rack up huge bills with nasty surprises. If I was looking for oe of these and had the dosh I would offer him £8k in cash with a caveat that if any hidden rot or deep engine issues hit me in year one he was paying for the repair. - see if it is as good as he says it is
Negative Creep Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0663090307 I have no issues with reporting twats like this. £500 for a Mexico V5 and Vin. Not there anymore http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C229587
Alexg Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VAUXHALL ... 1c1fb2bcd9 Cavalier 1.3 GL saloon, for that ultimate shite look. This is fappin fantastic! An identical Cav used to take me to school! Er, listed now by another seller.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-X-Vauxha ... 336cfdb308 ... for 4 flipping bags!
Alexg Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 This hasn't been on for 12 hours yet and has already gone from £100 to over £800. It still has 9 days to go. Its in my watch list but likely to be too salty http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA ... 2314e35bf5
morris_ital_lover Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 ... now my student loan comes through soon, somewhere around the top end of Morris Marina prices... just as well I'm abroad ATM. m0rris
M'coli Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VAUXHALL ... 1c1fb2bcd9 Cavalier 1.3 GL saloon, for that ultimate shite look. This is fappin fantastic! An identical Cav used to take me to school! Er, listed now by another seller.... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-X-Vauxha ... 336cfdb308 ... for 4 flipping bags! Both listings are currently live...interesting.
trigger Posted October 10, 2011 Author Posted October 10, 2011 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-3-4-GR ... 256846ec54 I think the owner of this has been smoking pot or something! Formerly owned by Pete Doherty but never registered to him so there's no proof, just some strange story someones wrote saying he had a green Mk2 once?!, and the write up made my head hurt too. "i bought the car from this georgian pile, what are the chances of it "not" being this car?" Very high i would have said!
cort16 Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 This looks like a bit of fun.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A40-1300cc-Tuned-Longman-Sensible-mods-/200661615028?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2eb85d41b4
fordpoplier Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 these things make me cringe even when I see a normal onehttp://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 1438.l2649has anyone in the UK ever done a 'fat slags' themed one? As you know we don't do irony in the US but even I would find that funny.
R9UKE Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Why, oh why, does an EPICALLY cool (and shite) Buick appear when I'm virtually bankrupt. I'd have this in a heartbeat, always wanted something shite from 80s America. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... m/89313526
Volksy Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 That Buick looks like something you'd steal in GTA. Which is a good thing!
gricer Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Never mind the seller's optimistic "Hummer lookalike" claim - the Rasheen always reminded me of a Wartburg.
tonedepear Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Never mind the seller's optimistic "Hummer lookalike" claim - the Rasheen always reminded me of a Wartburg. ^this (Which is definitely a good thing!)
maxpower Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-3-4-GR ... 256846ec54 I think the owner of this has been smoking pot or something! Formerly owned by Pete Doherty but never registered to him so there's no proof, just some strange story someones wrote saying he had a green Mk2 once?!, and the write up made my head hurt too. "i bought the car from this georgian pile, what are the chances of it "not" being this car?" Very high i would have said! to add to his bullshit he could have at least pretended to have found some of pete's old needles down behind the rear seats
CreepingJesus Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Capri 2.8 auto, converted from new apparently. Not sure why you'd want to spend money handicapping it, by turning it into a teflon... Sierra twink, £1200 BIN? Shome mishtake, shurely? Golf Campaign, with everything that makes it recognisable as a Campaign, modified/ruined. Restoration case? Passat VR6 Syncro, what could go wrong? To be fair, if I'd the will to buy another big estate, I'd be all over it.
cort16 Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Sweet baby jebushttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230680571651&ih=013&category=9855&ssPageName=WDVW&rd=1
CreepingJesus Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Sweet baby jebus They made sweet baby jebus cry. And me laugh my arse off. That's wrong on so many levels
Tartan58 Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 Have we had this one yet? GR12 for fooling partially sighted people into thinking you have a brand new Discovery
Lacy Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 ^^^ I actually quite like that, though....I'm a Landrover man through and through but this looks like a good, utilitarian motor with enough little luxuries to keep the better half happy (unlike my 90 which keeps ME very happy but not necessarily the good lady!)
kinkersaab Posted October 11, 2011 Posted October 11, 2011 That Rasheen appears to be running a 3 series 4 pot
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