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eggy Rank: Austin Maxi

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You can sling them into corners surprisingly quickly too, as long as you can hold onto the steering.

Youve just put a brilliant image into my head of the van on 2 wheels and some poor bugger falling out the open passenger door. :lol:
M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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You can sling them into corners surprisingly quickly too, as long as you can hold onto the steering.

You've just put a brilliant image into my head of the van on 2 wheels and some poor bugger falling out the open passenger door. :lol:
Ah! This almost happened to my sister on a roundabout in my Fiat 126! She offered to squirt some de-icer on the windscreen, rolled down the window and sprayed the windscreen, but unknown to us both, the window cable system had been put together poorly and once the window got to a certain level, the lock came undone. :shock::shock::shock:
AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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TOP WORK GANG!

 

here's the sequence of events as may now happen.

 

1) the listings get pulled

 

2) the cars get squished by the 'bailiffs' and sold as scrap

 

3) everyone loses.

 

4) the end

 

If you have a problem you need fucking up further, and if you an find them, maybe you can call the Autoshite TEAM...

No offence but I think that's an unnecessarily harsh over-reaction there Pog. Personally, I would be more than happy to see my fellow forumites help me out rather than sit back and start splashing popcorn smileys about whilst they watch someone's belongings get peddled in public by some vindictive pikey. At least the seller now knows they are not getting it easy and it would now be incredibly stupid for them to do any more damage to the cars than they already have.

 

You simply can't give shits like this a free ride. Life is full enough of Jehovah's Bystanders who look on while people get hurt and I isn't one of them!

 

That's my opinion anyway. :wink:

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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The issue is not about helping. Helping is good. But like I said, if you have someone who, it appears operates outside the legal parameters, then winding them up by accusing them of selling stolen goods is not the way to go about it. All of the auctions have now been pulled by the seller (not cancelled by eBay).So either (a) the situation has been resolved or (B) the sitaution has escalated, we shall wait and see. Personally, I suspect that is the last we will see of these old cars. Though I also doubt that many would ever have seen action again anyway.

aled Rank: Austin Maxi

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/White-Auto-Morris ... 0392245854

 

Not far from me

 

Q: Are you sure this is free tax as it looks like its on a m plate , a bit too late to be tax exempt?. regards

A: yes i fink so its over 23 years old

 

i am in the blackwood / valleys area quite alot with my work, i could call in to have a look/take some more photos if somone is interested. :wink:
AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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The issue is not about helping. Helping is good. But like I said, if you have someone who, it appears operates outside the legal parameters, then winding them up by accusing them of selling stolen goods is not the way to go about it. All of the auctions have now been pulled by the seller (not cancelled by eBay).So either (a) the situation has been resolved or (B) the sitaution has escalated, we shall wait and see. Personally, I suspect that is the last we will see of these old cars. Though I also doubt that many would ever have seen action again anyway.

Well let's just wait and see and hope that the outcome is positive for our man bickle.
AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/White-Auto-Morris ... 0392245854

 

Not far from me

 

Q: Are you sure this is free tax as it looks like its on a m plate , a bit too late to be tax exempt?. regards

A: yes i fink so its over 23 years old

 

i am in the blackwood / valleys area quite alot with my work, i could call in to have a look/take some more photos if somone is interested. :wink:
The seller knows his onions so the car must be 100%

 

"the plate is a secret to stop cons from copeing it"

 

I'm sure there are many cons out there waiting to cope a landcrab reg.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Wow never seen a D reg mk2.

 

 

We have an E reg, and she's got a sister out there too.

 

 

No T&T but it's a D Reg! 2 days left and £310.

 

 

 

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And put on there by me :lol:
You mean you are the seller? PM sent!
Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

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A bit late on the scene, but if you need any help Mr B. please let me/us know. Terrible what's happening and I hope it gets sorted on Monday if it hasnt already.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CUSTOM-1984-AUSTIN-MINI-1000-CITY-E-REG-RED-TAX-MOT_W0QQitemZ350330199063

 

Dear christ what a eye-popping spaz cart of a thing.

 

Looks better in real life than it does in the pictures

Yes well, it does look pretty hideous in the pictures thats for sure.

 

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I would rather get an unpaid nightshift job doing naked body popping outside a fuggin Calais truck stop than be seen travelling about in this diabolical heap of shite.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Haz we 'ad dis bad boi yet?

 

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It's worth it for the Q&A session.

That's hilarious, despite everything it's had 16 bids already, and is over 600 quid already!
Rusty Pelican Rank: Renault 16

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That Mini is truly hideous , id rather slide down a 50ft razor blade using my bollocks as brakes than trundle about in that thingI guess we wont be bidding then Mr Bo11ocks

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Haz we 'ad dis bad boi yet?

That's hilarious, despite everything it's had 16 bids already, and is over 600 quid already!
Regardless of the silly advertising, what would you expect it to be bid to, Fred?I'll wager it will go for £2,500 in the end.
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Dear christ what a eye-popping spaz cart of a thing.

Quite agree, I often see it driving around near me, I even spotted it a few months ago looking even worse!.

 

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1968 VW Buggy

 

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly!

 

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1985 Nissan Cherry 1.3

 

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

Mash Rank: Renault 16

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That Cherry could be just what I'm looking for with that mileage as I know of someone wanting a good shell for a turbo project.

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Haz we 'ad dis bad boi yet?

That's hilarious, despite everything it's had 16 bids already, and is over 600 quid already!
Regardless of the silly advertising, what would you expect it to be bid to, Fred?I'll wager it will go for £2,500 in the end.
I'd agree. Easy £2.5k that, doesn't look a particularly bad car tbh. Remove the white stripe, spend a bit of money tidying it up and you've got a decent enough car there.
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Haz we 'ad dis bad boi yet?

That's hilarious, despite everything it's had 16 bids already, and is over 600 quid already!
Regardless of the silly advertising, what would you expect it to be bid to, Fred?I'll wager it will go for £2,500 in the end.
No idea, ask me about the transit!
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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Wow, POV spec with no side rubbing strips or wheel trims. I'd like those metal wheel centre caps for mine.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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i've never seen one that povvo before, it looks ace. coming to an oval near you soon!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I saw a tidy Bluebird last week whist pasting a farm yard on a back of transporter, Past it again this morning and it's been stripped and painted brown, What a waste.Also past two recovery trucks the other day on the A14 each carrying a red Bluebird on them, No doubt of to get stripped to be raced around Foxhall Stadium.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Sports car fans, look at this!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/EAGLE-SS-KIT-CAR_ ... 20b002dfba

 

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I HAVE ONLY JUST BOUGHT THIS CAR AND I AM BEING TRUTHFULL IN SAYING THIS, IT WAS FOR MY WIFES, 40th birthday.

 

I BOUGHT THIS CAR WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGE THEN TOOK HER TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT AFTER IT HAD BEEN DELIVED TO THE GARAGE THAT DOES ALL MY ALTERATIONS TO MY CARS THAT I BUY.

 

ONLY TO BE TOLD OFF LIKE A LITTLE KID THAT THIS WAS NOT THE CAR SHE,D ASK FOR ( OR HINTED AT ) AND TO SELL IT AND GET HER THE ONE SHE,D ASKED FOR OR HINTED AT.

 

SHE POINTED OUT THAT I HAD BOUGHT THE CAR FOR MYSELF AND NOT FOR HER TO GET RID AND BUY WHAT SHED HINTED AT.

 

 

155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I saw a tidy Bluebird last week whist pasting a farm yard on a back of transporter, Past it again this morning and it's been stripped and painted brown, What a waste.Also past two recovery trucks the other day on the A14 each carrying a red Bluebird on them, No doubt of to get stripped to be raced around Foxhall Stadium.

There's a 1600 for sale for £150 on Ovalchat at the moment.

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